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1 minute ago, gldenwetgoose said:

Would I take part in a Pee-Porn Movie for a Million Pounds...

I mean, it'd undoubtedly cost me a divorce and losing all contact with my family,

I'd probably lose my job and have people staring at me in the street.

More importantly though, would I have to pay the million Pounds all in one lump sum ???

 

That was an unexpected turn at the end! 

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Two nuns are walking back to the convent when suddenly a vampire jumps out in front of them.  One nun says "Quick, show him your cross".   The other nun replies "Oi you fucking shit, just fuck off away from us right now!!!"

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