Where is the craziest indoor/naughtiest places you've ever peed?

[Contra 663]

😁 oh wow I’m enjoying you all looking at that 

[speedy3471 10,648]

5 minutes ago, Rewdna said:

God,i just got hard looking at that

Yup it had that effect on me as well 

[Rewdna 779]

Just now, Contra said:

😁 oh wow I’m enjoying you all looking at that 

I'll bet you are!

[Contra 663]

And Oliver2, no I don’t think anyone else saw me other that the guy, he did watch quite closely which really turned me on

did the sea breeze feel good on your cock while you were pissing? 

[oliver2 4,252]

23 hours ago, Contra said:

And Oliver2, no I don’t think anyone else saw me other that the guy, he did watch quite closely which really turned me on

did the sea breeze feel good on your cock while you were pissing? 

Because I was in a low part of the beach there wasn’t much wind at crotch level, which is fortunate - if I can feel the wind on my cock I’m likely to end up with piss sprayed in all directions! There were slightly too many people around or I’d have slipped it out of my shorts and pissed into the sea. Normally I’ll just piss through my swimwear - I love the feeling of warmth. Peeing naked in water feels different - there’s just the feeling of flow and release.

This is all too much information normally but this is pee fans so hopefully putting everything in its proper place 🙂

[oliver2 4,252]

On 9/14/2019 at 10:00 PM, Contra said:

I’ve been drinking champagne all night...

O look at that TECHNIQUE, with your hand parting your lips so the piss sprays exactly where you want it, almost as if you’ve done this before ❤️

[GottaSoakEmAll 61]

     Not sure if it was the craziest (I’ve done some pretty wild shit) but it’s up there. A few years ago I was staying the weekend with a girl I was dating. I was 27, she was 21 and lived at her mom’s- who was out of town for the weekend. This was a glorious opportunity, as her mom was a a typical strict and overbearing Jewish single-mom who also was not very fond of me at all.

     We fucked all day Saturday and all over the house. Her mom was pretty into interior decorating, so the house they both shared was full of really nice furniture. We fucked on most of it.  At one point we were banging in the living room when suddenly I had to go really bad. I told my gf that we should run to the bathroom as I was about to burst and didn’t want to make a giant mess on her mom’s furniture. As kinky as she was (already knew she loved golden showers) I was still shocked when she told me to just leave it in her and let it go. Right there on her mom’s dark mahogany coffee table. I warned her that it was going to go everywhere. Her response was essentially that she was way too horny to care, and that I should quit worrying about her mom or cleaning or anything other than fucking until our bangathon was over.

So I filled her with piss for maybe 45 seconds (I really was at max capacity) while we made out on that table. Halfway through she was full and it started leaking out around my dick, soaking into the table runner. 

       Finally I finished, and we laid there enjoying the sensation for a couple minutes before I slowly pulled out. The massive flood of piss from her pussy soaked the entire holiday themed table runner, floated some drink coasters and and ruined magazine or two before cascading over the edges, eventually soaking into the area rug below. Now with no turning back, we both giggled like kids as we slid around on the table, splashing pee everywhere. We slurped it up and spit it on each other without a care in the world for half an hour.

     Later that evening while watching Mad Max, my gf pissed from the couch right onto the same table instead of going to the toilet. We hadn’t bothered cleaning it yet so we might as well, she had reasoned. I, however, was getting a bit concerned about the growing scale of the “crime scene”, so I opted to pee into an empty glass bowl rather than the table. As punishment for being “lame”, I soon had the entire bowl dumped over my head. She really didn’t give a fuck, and it was pretty awesome.

     The whole scene was crazy, absurd, hilarious and of course hot as hell. The room was a wreck. Both of us were soaked. If her mom had come home early and walked in right then and there, we would probably be killed on the spot. 

     After a long shower and a good night’s sleep, we spent the next day putting the house back in order. We did our best to scrub and sanitize the table and nearby sofa. I tossed out the soggy magazines and got the TV remote dried out and working again. I carefully cut out the dozen or so pages from the Bible that had gotten wet, hoping that no one would notice.  The room still smelled faintly like piss, despite spraying large amounts of air-freshener. Worse still, the rug and off-white carpet had sat for too long and stained. Admitting to her mother that we had pissed all over the living room was completely out of the question, so we decided to blame it on my girlfriend’s derpy poodle mix. Her mother believed it, probably because what actually took place was way too absurd for her to even consider. 

Anyways, damn that was a fun weekend.

[TOOS 30]

Once peed in the storage rooms for my apt complex, on some bikes and seats, didn't do it too much though as I was still scared of getting caught.

[Lutab 1,032]

On 10/24/2019 at 4:43 AM, GottaSoakEmAll said:

     Not sure if it was the craziest (I’ve done some pretty wild shit) but it’s up there. A few years ago I was staying the weekend with a girl I was dating. I was 27, she was 21 and lived at her mom’s- who was out of town for the weekend. This was a glorious opportunity, as her mom was a a typical strict and overbearing Jewish single-mom who also was not very fond of me at all.

     We fucked all day Saturday and all over the house. Her mom was pretty into interior decorating, so the house they both shared was full of really nice furniture. We fucked on most of it.  At one point we were banging in the living room when suddenly I had to go really bad. I told my gf that we should run to the bathroom as I was about to burst and didn’t want to make a giant mess on her mom’s furniture. As kinky as she was (already knew she loved golden showers) I was still shocked when she told me to just leave it in her and let it go. Right there on her mom’s dark mahogany coffee table. I warned her that it was going to go everywhere. Her response was essentially that she was way too horny to care, and that I should quit worrying about her mom or cleaning or anything other than fucking until our bangathon was over.

So I filled her with piss for maybe 45 seconds (I really was at max capacity) while we made out on that table. Halfway through she was full and it started leaking out around my dick, soaking into the table runner. 

       Finally I finished, and we laid there enjoying the sensation for a couple minutes before I slowly pulled out. The massive flood of piss from her pussy soaked the entire holiday themed table runner, floated some drink coasters and and ruined magazine or two before cascading over the edges, eventually soaking into the area rug below. Now with no turning back, we both giggled like kids as we slid around on the table, splashing pee everywhere. We slurped it up and spit it on each other without a care in the world for half an hour.

     Later that evening while watching Mad Max, my gf pissed from the couch right onto the same table instead of going to the toilet. We hadn’t bothered cleaning it yet so we might as well, she had reasoned. I, however, was getting a bit concerned about the growing scale of the “crime scene”, so I opted to pee into an empty glass bowl rather than the table. As punishment for being “lame”, I soon had the entire bowl dumped over my head. She really didn’t give a fuck, and it was pretty awesome.

     The whole scene was crazy, absurd, hilarious and of course hot as hell. The room was a wreck. Both of us were soaked. If her mom had come home early and walked in right then and there, we would probably be killed on the spot. 

     After a long shower and a good night’s sleep, we spent the next day putting the house back in order. We did our best to scrub and sanitize the table and nearby sofa. I tossed out the soggy magazines and got the TV remote dried out and working again. I carefully cut out the dozen or so pages from the Bible that had gotten wet, hoping that no one would notice.  The room still smelled faintly like piss, despite spraying large amounts of air-freshener. Worse still, the rug and off-white carpet had sat for too long and stained. Admitting to her mother that we had pissed all over the living room was completely out of the question, so we decided to blame it on my girlfriend’s derpy poodle mix. Her mother believed it, probably because what actually took place was way too absurd for her to even consider. 

Anyways, damn that was a fun weekend.

That’s very hot!! Have you had any other naughty pees there or does your girlfriend have any stories of peeing at her house?

[Malika 1,094]

As I have already reported, my craziest indoor pee was in the goldfish bowl during a house party. I posted the full story in this forum time ago.

[daemoniak 608]

@pop-a-squat I really wish you'd elaborate on those stories, they all sound hot.

[walanuk 240]

Few crazy places in my past ... friends cat litter tray (when she was in the shower), between two train cars, down an abandoned elevator shaft, on carpet in a building being demolished, and probably the most “daring” was encouraged by a friend I was chatting to who is into more naughty places - off the edge of the bed in a hotel room with a laminate floor (so no damage done, I wouldn’t want someone else to clean up after me.

[Alfresco 11,418]

On 1/31/2021 at 6:32 AM, pop-a-squat said:

Some of the naughtiest places I’ve pissed recently would be in the back of ubers, I usually offer them cash upfront for me peeing on their floor hahaha

That's fantastic.   So you just get in the Uber and ask outright if it is OK to pee on their floor if you pay them some cash?   What is their reaction?   Are they usually fully OK with it as long as they get the money?  Do you get to watch and enjoy it?  Or are your requests often met with negativity?  

[LoveTheTinkle 110]

On 1/10/2019 at 1:39 PM, Lilipee said:

Craziest was probably into a bucket in a storage closet at work.  I must have had a lot to drink that day, because I needed to use the bathroom many times.  I started to get embarrassed and didn't want my coworkers to see me go into the restroom again and again. So I went into the storage closet and prayed that no one would open the door to catch me with my pants down and a bucket between my legs! 

If I would have caught you, you would have caught me with a tent in my trousers!

 

[moremichael 119]

Long story short: at a dance party, behind the curtain against the wall in a busy, sweaty, vibrant, loud place....but I got caught, so the next thing I knew I was kicked out by a bouncer, and he wasn't too nice to me.....

[expererg 1,175]

On 2/1/2021 at 1:35 PM, Alfresco said:

That's fantastic.   So you just get in the Uber and ask outright if it is OK to pee on their floor if you pay them some cash?   What is their reaction?   Are they usually fully OK with it as long as they get the money?  Do you get to watch and enjoy it?  Or are your requests often met with negativity?  

She describes it all here :

 

 

[hank23 46]

For me, well it was actually yesterday and quite unintentional. I was out most of the day so after reading comments about adult diapers, I purchased some to wear. I was at a department store and needed to pee really bad and so never using the diaper before, I wanted to be close to the bathroom just in case but it was closed for cleaning. So I found an secluded spot in the men's section and started. At the beginning it was exciting, wet, warm... but to my surprise I kept going and before I could stop it filled up completely and began soaking my jeans and running down both legs. I was not prepared for this as I was only wearing my jeans and a t-shirt. A small puddled formed on the floor, which was hardwood and when I was done I was a wet mess. I had to then find a way from the back of the store to the exit/entrance without being seen. No luck with that.... a lot of stares and heard someone say "oh my God"!  Not to mention the walk to my car which I always park way in the back of the lot was fun too!  Note to self, the diaper is NOT meant for an extended peeing session!!!  But it was hot and when I got home I gave myself a happy ending in the back yard!!!

[MyPee 534]

The craziest place for me was on the carpet and furniture of the apartment of a stranger I’d met on an online pee chat site, 20+ years ago. When I arrived, he led me inside and he started kissing and playing with me and quickly got us out of our clothes. OMG! he had a gorgeous body and the biggest cock I’d seen, so big I kind of worried about having it inside me! He had put some plastic on the floor to protect the carpet, and he lay back on this. He asked me to piss on him. (Note: this was my first ever pee experience!) I was by his feet, and I got into the sort of standing position that I thought would help the aim (I mean, I had never done this before!), and started peeing: a long stream of piss fanned out everywhere and went all over everything! On him, on the carpet, on the couch and table, the lamp, everything around us. I was as surprised as he was! Well, everything was wet anyway, so he got up and pissed all over me, and we lay down in the piss puddle and fucked (OMG that huge cock!).

It was kind of funny because he had this plastic carefully placed on the carpet, but everything got wet anyway. Actually it comes to mind now that the apartment wasn’t his, but his friend's. 😂 

He was so hot and so well-hung that I later wondered if he was a porn actor, and had hidden cameras in the apartment, but I have never seen a video of it online. 😅

[Kupar 13,174]

7 hours ago, MyPee said:

The craziest place for me was on the carpet and furniture of the apartment of a stranger I’d met on an online pee chat site, 20+ years ago. When I arrived, he led me inside and he started kissing and playing with me and quickly got us out of our clothes. OMG! he had a gorgeous body and the biggest cock I’d seen, so big I kind of worried about having it inside me! He had put some plastic on the floor to protect the carpet, and he lay back on this. He asked me to piss on him. (Note: this was my first ever pee experience!) I was by his feet, and I got into the sort of standing position that I thought would help the aim (I mean, I had never done this before!), and started peeing: a long stream of piss fanned out everywhere and went all over everything! On him, on the carpet, on the couch and table, the lamp, everything around us. I was as surprised as he was! Well, everything was wet anyway, so he got up and pissed all over me, and we lay down in the piss puddle and fucked (OMG that huge cock!).

It was kind of funny because he had this plastic carefully placed on the carpet, but everything got wet anyway. Actually it comes to mind now that the apartment wasn’t his, but his friend's. 😂 

He was so hot and so well-hung that I later wondered if he was a porn actor, and had hidden cameras in the apartment, but I have never seen a video of it online. 😅

That is such a hot story! Thanks for telling us about it. Did you continue to see him, or was it a one-off?

[MyPee 534]

5 hours ago, Kupar said:

That is such a hot story! Thanks for telling us about it. Did you continue to see him, or was it a one-off?

☺️ I’m glad you like it. It was a one-off; I never saw him again. 

[Pantywetter77 21]

On 5/5/2019 at 1:20 AM, speedy3471 said:

Hotels are a great place for naughty pissing. Especially of carpet pissing os your thing hahahah

I would love to get a hotel room with another pee lover and have lots of naughty pee fun 

[DesperationDesire 89]

Probably one of my naughtier pees was on a family vacation. The house we were staying at had a little yard, but it was right by the road and not very private, so one day when no one was around and I really had to pee I opened up a little shed they had for storage, pulled my skirt up, parted my pussy lips, and peed all over a tool box and some rubber boots. It felt so good and naughty! I took a video, so here’s a screenshot from it:

 

[weequeen 1,938]

at a party and i didn't know where the bathroom was and was too drunk to care to find it so i climbed on top of a pool table and pissed right in the middle of it next to the rack of balls. nobody was in the room at the time but then after i hopped off and went in another room i heard people discussing if someone spilled a drink but someone correctly guessed that it was a puddle of pee. then it was the mystery who peed on the pool table. wasn't caught. made me so horny and when i had sex a couple hours later i came so hard 

[DrownMeQuick 208]

On 1/11/2019 at 6:39 AM, Lilipee said:

Craziest was probably into a bucket in a storage closet at work.  I must have had a lot to drink that day, because I needed to use the bathroom many times.  I started to get embarrassed and didn't want my coworkers to see me go into the restroom again and again. So I went into the storage closet and prayed that no one would open the door to catch me with my pants down and a bucket between my legs! 

And what did you do with it, just leave it in the bucket for the cleaner to take care of?

[Lilipee 673]

Just now, DrownMeQuick said:

And what did you do with it, just leave it in the bucket for the cleaner to take care of?

Nope.  I'm a florist.  So we typically have buckets of water, either with flowers in them or just filled with water after loading the flowers out onto the sales floor.  So I just carried my pee bucket to the sink and emptied it.  No one would think anything of it honestly.