Overheard in the Grocery Store Last Night

[wetmanjf 2,743]

Was in the grocery store last night when I heard a man say Hello to a Female cashier as she hurried down a isle.  "What's your hurry?" He asked.

"I gotta Pee" she replied as she ran off towards the bathroom. 

At least she was honest.

 

Wetman

[gldenwetgoose 20,203]

A year or two ago I was in my local supermarket picking up a few things, at one of the checkouts were a group of three young ladies, maybe in their mid-twenties. They weren't stick insect models and evidently had quite boisterous personalities.  I'm not sure if they'd been drinking or just were 'lively'.

As they laughed between themselves quite loudly, suddenly one of them shrieked at the top of her lungs something like "Can't believe I'm wetting myself in Sainsbury's"  and sprinted past the row of checkouts into the toilets.  Her friends thought it was hilarious, most of the rest of the shoppers just looked bemused.  I didn't get to see her come back out or catch any follow up.