pussylover 60 Posted September 30, 2021 Share Posted September 30, 2021 1 hour ago, Eliminature said: Mr E and I have just arrived home from a few days city break. I had several outdoor pees whilst we were out and about - as did Mr E. The first evening, Mr E and I had arrived in the first city we were visiting and parked our vehicle in a multi storey car park. Next, as Mr E waited for Google Maps to co-operate on his phone, I took the opportunity to tuck myself between a green electrical junction box (thousands of these in the UK) and the wall and release a long spray of clear fluid through my modified leggings down the sloping street. It pooled behind the junction box and snaked down the pavement in strong rivulets and tributaries. In the next city, Newcastle, I chose a spot recommended by an article in the Tab newspaper on the best places to piss in the city centre (around the back of the Anglican Cathedral), lifted my faux leather mini skirt and released a pint of locally brewed ale into the Tyne via a storm drain. Despite my traditional manly posture, it made a delicate tinkling sound. Mr E, who had just pissed in the same alleyway, tried to record it on his phone. We're experimenting with making recordings to upload to various sites; but a lot more planning and practice is needed. The video came out too dark. Later that same night, after Google Maps had got us lost (again), Mr E and I both needed to release some 6.5% and 10.8% locally brewed ale. We both descended down into a subway which was already pungent and both had a long, relieving piss against the Brutalist architecture wall. His piss went on longer than mine and I eventually had to back away to avoid paddling in the small lake he was creating! I don't want my lovely Goth boots all pissy! I don't know where he keeps it all - he's 5' 10" and fits into the same pair of jeans he was wearing at the age of 21! The final piss in Newcastle was in another alleyway - or should I say throughfare - between two main roads. It is another one of the sites mentioned by the Tab article. I had found a good spot to stand in - a graffiti covered black doorway, in keeping with my dark, Gothic image - and piss down some steps facing the camera. Unfortunately, I was put off by the foot traffic there. I don't mind general night revellers seeing me pee, but the rozzers were knocking about. As much as I love pissing outside, I really don't want to be arrested for it. Finally, I found a dark corner behind some bins facing the open entrance of the alleyway, but discreet enough to be given the benefit of the doubt if any police officers had seen me and I pissed openly into the downward slope of the street. I didn't even face the wall. It made a foamy, streamy puddle a few feet in front of me. People were walking past the entrance of the alleyway, but I don't know if anyone saw me. Again, Mr E tried to record it, but you couldn't see a thing. It was too dark. As for any video footage, it will be uploaded to other sites in due course; namely when we are happy with the quality of it! One thing, whilst I am more than happy to provide waist down still images of myself for free on this website, I will be uploading any footage and face reveals to websites where there will be a small but affordable charge for them. Footage sounds great - but perhaps you should reconsider a face reveal. My opinion, of course. Quote Link to post
Eliminature 5,105 Posted September 30, 2021 Share Posted September 30, 2021 21 minutes ago, pussylover said: Footage sounds great - but perhaps you should reconsider a face reveal. My opinion, of course. How do you mean? Don't put my face online? Quote Link to post
Thiscouldbeanywhere 281 Posted September 30, 2021 Share Posted September 30, 2021 6 hours ago, Eliminature said: Mr E and I have just arrived home from a few days city break. I had several outdoor pees whilst we were out and about - as did Mr E. The first evening, Mr E and I had arrived in the first city we were visiting and parked our vehicle in a multi storey car park. Next, as Mr E waited for Google Maps to co-operate on his phone, I took the opportunity to tuck myself between a green electrical junction box (thousands of these in the UK) and the wall and release a long spray of clear fluid through my modified leggings down the sloping street. It pooled behind the junction box and snaked down the pavement in strong rivulets and tributaries. In the next city, Newcastle, I chose a spot recommended by an article in the Tab newspaper on the best places to piss in the city centre (around the back of the Anglican Cathedral), lifted my faux leather mini skirt and released a pint of locally brewed ale into the Tyne via a storm drain. Despite my traditional manly posture, it made a delicate tinkling sound. Mr E, who had just pissed in the same alleyway, tried to record it on his phone. We're experimenting with making recordings to upload to various sites; but a lot more planning and practice is needed. The video came out too dark. Later that same night, after Google Maps had got us lost (again), Mr E and I both needed to release some 6.5% and 10.8% locally brewed ale. We both descended down into a subway which was already pungent and both had a long, relieving piss against the Brutalist architecture wall. His piss went on longer than mine and I eventually had to back away to avoid paddling in the small lake he was creating! I don't want my lovely Goth boots all pissy! I don't know where he keeps it all - he's 5' 10" and fits into the same pair of jeans he was wearing at the age of 21! The final piss in Newcastle was in another alleyway - or should I say throughfare - between two main roads. It is another one of the sites mentioned by the Tab article. I had found a good spot to stand in - a graffiti covered black doorway, in keeping with my dark, Gothic image - and piss down some steps facing the camera. Unfortunately, I was put off by the foot traffic there. I don't mind general night revellers seeing me pee, but the rozzers were knocking about. As much as I love pissing outside, I really don't want to be arrested for it. Finally, I found a dark corner behind some bins facing the open entrance of the alleyway, but discreet enough to be given the benefit of the doubt if any police officers had seen me and I pissed openly into the downward slope of the street. I didn't even face the wall. It made a foamy, streamy puddle a few feet in front of me. People were walking past the entrance of the alleyway, but I don't know if anyone saw me. Again, Mr E tried to record it, but you couldn't see a thing. It was too dark. As for any video footage, it will be uploaded to other sites in due course; namely when we are happy with the quality of it! One thing, whilst I am more than happy to provide waist down still images of myself for free on this website, I will be uploading any footage and face reveals to websites where there will be a small but affordable charge for them. Which sites? 😍😍 Quote Link to post
Thiscouldbeanywhere 281 Posted October 1, 2021 Share Posted October 1, 2021 On 9/30/2021 at 7:50 AM, Eliminature said: As for any video footage, it will be uploaded to other sites in due course; namely when we are happy with the quality of it! One thing, whilst I am more than happy to provide waist down still images of myself for free on this website, I will be uploading any footage and face reveals to websites where there will be a small but affordable charge for them. I would pay untold riches to see you peeing on video Quote Link to post
harry_jones_1975 555 Posted October 2, 2021 Share Posted October 2, 2021 Wonderful recountings. Sounds like the perfect break. Quote Link to post
Popular Post Sexismygod 1,760 Posted October 7, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted October 7, 2021 I've been on a wee break (pardon the pun) up in Scotland since Saturday. Been walking every day so I've peed on hillsides, into lochs, and on the occasional country road. I've peed in rain, sunshine & mist. Basically, I've peed wherever I've been for the last 5 days. It's nice to get out in the countryside where everything can be peed on without concern. 5 Quote Link to post
Popular Post Alfresco 10,923 Posted October 8, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted October 8, 2021 Yesterday, I was needing a pee and felt the need to go outside to do it. I changed into some shorts and a T shirt and went out for a short bike ride to a nearby small lake. I was pretty desperate and leaked a bit in my shorts whilst getting ready. When I cycle, it seems to stop the urge a bit, so I cycled about 20mins with no further leaks. I stopped in the woods next to the lake, right on the shore. Immediately across a small bay was a sailing club with a few people milling around. I leaned my bike on a tree and stepped to the bushes at the back of the shoreline, pulled my dick over the waistband of the shorts and peed onto a bush, watering it for the best part of a minute and the people in the club could see what I was doing if they looked - although they would have only seen my back and possibly a bit of stream, they would have known what was going on. When I finished, I turned as I put my dick away, so if anyone was watching, they would have even less doubt as to what I was up to. 2 1 2 Quote Link to post
Popular Post Carpetpisser 365 Posted October 8, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted October 8, 2021 Was out running errands last night and had to go. Stood right by the car and unleashed a stream right onto the pavement. It felt great! 3 1 1 Quote Link to post
Kupar 12,147 Posted October 8, 2021 Share Posted October 8, 2021 23 minutes ago, Carpetpisser said: Was out running errands last night and had to go. Stood right by the car and unleashed a stream right onto the pavement. It felt great! Wow! That is some stream 🙂. Nice one 👍 Quote Link to post
Carpetpisser 365 Posted October 8, 2021 Share Posted October 8, 2021 1 minute ago, Kupar said: Wow! That is some stream 🙂. Nice one 👍 Thanks! I should start taking more piss, I mean pics! 1 Quote Link to post
Popular Post Peewee123 1,111 Posted October 8, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted October 8, 2021 A few hours ago! Decided the weeds needed watering 🤣 4 1 Quote Link to post
WaterboyUk 665 Posted October 9, 2021 Share Posted October 9, 2021 Had a pee in the garden this morning and another while cycling alongside the river, I get some on my trousers while peeing and pedaling but never an issue as it normally dries before I get back home if not they are only slightly damp. 1 Quote Link to post
Guest ShyPeeMan Posted October 11, 2021 Share Posted October 11, 2021 Peeing outside is a daily thing in my line of work, which I can't complain about Quote Link to post
Popular Post Girlpee59 119 Posted October 16, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted October 16, 2021 Last time I peed was next to a porta loo because I couldn't hold it and I nearly peed myself 4 1 Quote Link to post
Alfresco 10,923 Posted October 17, 2021 Share Posted October 17, 2021 My most recent was just before I came to bed this evening. I went for a walk round the block and peed next to a van parked on the street. Quote Link to post
glad1 2,591 Posted October 18, 2021 Share Posted October 18, 2021 On 10/16/2021 at 10:57 AM, Girlpee59 said: Last time I peed was next to a porta loo because I couldn't hold it and I nearly peed myself Much better than peeing IN a porta loo. You know how nasty those things can get! Quote Link to post
Popular Post BGSB86 803 Posted October 26, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted October 26, 2021 Today actually! I was dying to pee all morning today at my construction site and when I finally got a break, I sprinted behind some bushes. I didn’t even bother trying to go to the porta potties because I knew there was going to be a line. My legs were crossed the whole time as I unbuckled my big leather utility belt, the belt for my jeans underneath that, unbuttoned, unzipped, and yanked off my panties, which already had a wet spot on them. I created such a big puddle I though someone would notice it. Thankfully, no one, at least none of my coworkers, saw it. 1 10 Quote Link to post
DoctorDoctor 1,040 Posted October 26, 2021 Share Posted October 26, 2021 7 minutes ago, BGSB86 said: Today actually! I was dying to pee all morning today at my construction site and when I finally got a break, I sprinted behind some bushes. I didn’t even bother trying to go to the porta potties because I knew there was going to be a line. My legs were crossed the whole time as I unbuckled my big leather utility belt, the belt for my jeans underneath that, unbuttoned, unzipped, and yanked off my panties, which already had a wet spot on them. I created such a big puddle I though someone would notice it. Thankfully, no one, at least none of my coworkers, saw it. Sounds like you have quite the bladder capacity. Must be useful for a construction worker, but then again you leave big puddles. 2 Quote Link to post
Popular Post BGSB86 803 Posted October 26, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted October 26, 2021 (edited) 7 minutes ago, DoctorDoctor said: Sounds like you have quite the bladder capacity. Must be useful for a construction worker, but then again you leave big puddles. Oh definitely, the bathroom situation is something I didn’t think about when choosing my career. My bladder is fairly small, but years of “training” means that I can hold it for hours. I mean, I’ll have a big and noticeable wet spot, but at least I can get most of it into a toilet. Not always though 🙂 Edited October 26, 2021 by BGSB86 Grammar 4 2 Quote Link to post
Ms. Tito 2,012 Posted October 29, 2021 Share Posted October 29, 2021 Just tonight at the side of the road on the way home 2 1 Quote Link to post
WaterboyUk 665 Posted October 29, 2021 Share Posted October 29, 2021 This morning, still dark and took my coffee outside to drink and while out there in the garden casually opened my dressing gown and pissed as I drank my coffee. 2 2 Quote Link to post
PullbackSoaker 253 Posted October 29, 2021 Share Posted October 29, 2021 8 minutes ago, WaterboyUk said: This morning, still dark and took my coffee outside to drink and while out there in the garden casually opened my dressing gown and pissed as I drank my coffee. How was it, was it a turn on as expected? Quote Link to post
WaterboyUk 665 Posted October 29, 2021 Share Posted October 29, 2021 1 hour ago, PullbackSoaker said: How was it, was it a turn on as expected? Absolutely, very arousing 1 Quote Link to post
WaterboyUk 665 Posted October 29, 2021 Share Posted October 29, 2021 1 minute ago, WaterboyUk said: Absolutely, very arousing How's my good friend this morning? 1 Quote Link to post
capacitylover 14 Posted October 29, 2021 Share Posted October 29, 2021 On 10/27/2021 at 12:25 AM, BGSB86 said: Oh definitely, the bathroom situation is something I didn’t think about when choosing my career. My bladder is fairly small, but years of “training” means that I can hold it for hours. I mean, I’ll have a big and noticeable wet spot, but at least I can get most of it into a toilet. Not always though 🙂 Impressive! Have you ever measured how much you pee when you are at your limit? Quote Link to post
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