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If for some reason I'm using something shared I'll use incognito or since I'm a lot older than incognito, I'll delete browsing history or cookies. On my phone I'll do the same just so when I pass the phone off to someone there's no autocomplete for the letter "p," nor is there a chance to accidentally stumble upon anything. On my personal computer? I stopped worrying about privacy in regards to porn long ago. If someone wanted to use it to search for something online, I'd just open a different browser. Still use a VPN and porn specific emails tho. Incognito does not hide your history
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Vassal replied to likesToLick's topic in Pee Talk & Questions
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Sorry to double post but I'm now reminded of a story told to me by a veteran hiker about a hiker from his year. Doesn't involve pee but it does open up the floodgate for peeing. The hiker had a tarp tent with no floor and there was a storm out. As any thru-hiker will tell you, when you have to poop, you sometimes have no time. So this hiker just pulled up his ground cloth, dug a hole, did his business, buried it and put his ground cloth back like nothing happened. Sounds like the dream for peeing, you probably wouldn't even need to dig a hole if you aimed to pee out a corner or something
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Backpacking is my passion so I've got small one man tents. One of these days I'm gonna splurge and get one with two vestibules. One of my hiking buddies had one while he hiked solo and said anytime he needed to pee he'd just roll to the one vestibule he wasn't using for gear, pull out his cock and just go! I could theoretically do this with the one vestibule but I've got gear in it and need to exit and enter without tracking anything (like piss or piss mud) in. Plus I hate having the vestibule fully closed as it limits precious airflow as well I consider it just generally anti-social behavior
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Hard to choose since I was living in the woods for a good portion of this year and could freely pee where and how I liked. I'd have to say pissing off of Mt Whitney (the high point of the continental US, 14,505 ft or 4,421 m) and nearly getting blown off the mountain was a definite high point. Extra challenging as I was trying to juggle peeing, some modesty for my fellow hikers, fighting being blown off and fighting not to piss into the wind and pee all over myself. Have to say though, if I did get blown off I died doing what I loved.
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Vassal replied to likesToLick's topic in Pee Talk & Questions
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No mutual peeing on each other option?!
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Clear glass toilet bowl… what do you think?
Vassal replied to FlyingthedreamUK's topic in Pee Talk & Questions
Always had these on my mind but keeping it clean would be more than what it's worth, even beyond defecation. It'd be fun tho -
I was trying to figure out what the structure built into the corners of buildings like cathedrals were called and stumbled upon this article about Henry VIII. https://www.history.com/news/royal-palace-life-hygiene-henry-viii Some choice quotes Even managed to find this video of a medieval public urinal in Belgium. Urine deflectors are the word I was looking for: https://www.atlasobscura.com/places/urine-deflectors-of-fleet-street https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Urine_deflector
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My new neighbors have a ring camera and I like to have naughty pees on that side of my house. It was a relatively safe place to even be bottomless/naked for the extra thrill. Even without the exhibitionism and penchant for naughty outside pees, I find the ring cameras to be a nuisance. Even in the sleepy suburbs it's impossible to go anywhere now a days without being recorded or trackable in some manner. A lot of security as a whole being thrown out for temporary selfish protection of property. In the US the police can access ring camera footage without a warrant as they please. Not to m
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What motivates authors of fictional stories and real experiences?
Vassal replied to Alpian's topic in Pee Talk & Questions
I decided to fill a niche by writing stories I'd like to read, which are fun to think of and create on my end. A lot of it is just unfulfilled fantasies and I try to weave in some real experiences I've had, either in sightings or something I've done myself. -
You can do it!
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I've been eyeing this kind of swimsuit for a long while now. It's a pattern changing suit that changes the pattern from flat to topo lines when it gets wet. I of course instantly thought of how fun it would be to wet in. The idea of intentionally wetting something that would be clear (at least to us) that you're wetting them was super naughty, especially since most of my wetting shorts and pants are black to hide it. I even started losing control the moment I stepped into the tub. I even found a bonus after I finished wetting myself, the liner isn't white like all
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Always good to be seen. As of late seems to be my main kink in the fetish. Peeing openly in front of the opposite sex/gender is hot af
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Damn, if I had known about this I would have checked it out when I was in SF.
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Vassal replied to likesToLick's topic in Pee Talk & Questions
Not as concerned with there being a toilet in the kitchen but I'm more concerned with it being installed poorly. That open floor cut is asking for leaks/"poor aim" to go horribly wrong for the floor and likely tenant underneath. -
Turns out all I needed to get writing again was to get rid of all distractions and live in the woods for a while. Got a couple more cooking that I can hopefully get up to some sort of completion.
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Vassal replied to likesToLick's topic in Pee Talk & Questions
As someone who's used privies, outhouses and portapotties more than the average person, even a dirty one can better than having to dig a goddamn hole. The things I've had to do to make one serviceable. -
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Vassal replied to likesToLick's topic in Pee Talk & Questions
I had the pleasure of 1) Being able to use a privy in the first place and 2) using this system while enjoying a nice view of the mountainside while using this 3 sided privy. Pull the arm up when in use and avoid all the potential awkward situations when using a 3 sided outhouse. -
Story involves male and female peeing outdoors, swimsuit and "bed" wetting. As I continue writing and updating this thread it will also include desperation, pee games, goldenshowers and pee drinking. The last thing I remember was partying on a booze cruise my friends and I signed up for in celebration of graduating college. Then there was a large fire and we had to abandon ship. Bad luck would have it that I went overboard, with a life jacket fortunately, opposite of where the life boats were. Opening up my eyes I instantly shaded them from the sun as I felt cool waves washing over my low
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Peeing around Horses, Stables, Barns and Trailers
Vassal replied to Havelock's topic in Real Pee Encounters & Experiences
I wonder how common the wetting themselves while riding thing is. Most tourist trail rides I've encountered/participated in have a strict no dismounting/stopping policy which I completely understand knowing horses, livestock and having to herd the unexperienced just on foot on trail. -
Peeing around Horses, Stables, Barns and Trailers
Vassal replied to Havelock's topic in Real Pee Encounters & Experiences
Hiking for sure. I made a topic in the Real Life Sightings section about some of the pees I came across. Women will openly talk about it too. Knew one that even used a she-wee or she-wee adjacent device. As a guy, even without having this fetish, the moment no one is around I'll just whip it out and pee right where I'm standing and other dudes will just take a few steps to the side and go mid convo. -
I've always toyed with the idea of doing a survival like pee text game similar to Leaky One/Lesley's text adventure posted here. Something similar to Corruption of Champions if anyone has played that. Overall sex games tend to get bogged down in garbage mechanics (survival mechanics included) and grinding. Don't even get me started with the Western obsession with "omorashi" (which is just wetting) and the half baked lolicon RPG maker "games," that clog up searching for anything of this sort. Fetish Locator, still in development, is pretty good but mostly involves watersports, golden show
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Does anyone else have pee / wetting dreams?
Vassal replied to jmatthews1995's topic in Pee Talk & Questions
It's a little embarrassing to share but the few wet dreams I've had are pee related. As in I'll start peeing in the dream to wake up cumming. Though some users might be disappointed but I'd rather that than to wake up finding I was unintentionally wetting the bed, especially since it's happened when I wasn't at home.