Vassal

Thank you! I had a lot of fun writing it.

That's so hot. I feel being pee brained I'm always thinking of the clean up and often have "safe" pees easy to clean. The thought of a partner doing it without care for the convenience is so arousing. As for me I think the kinkiest was during COVID when I was working from home. Had a few camera on zoom meetings where I'd wet myself.

I had become a pro at wetting myself after a few college summers at Amanda's family pool. They did only have the one bathroom and I never wanted to go into the house wet so I usually just peed in the pool. Amanda sure did. I even got to the point where I would just pee in my suit even I was on the deck. Waiting for Kelsey to speak so I could concentrate I signaled my bladder to let go and let a little spurt into my shorts. I wanted so badly to glance down and see the wetness but I was wearing light colored shorts and knew it wouldn't show too vibrantly. I decided to let it go in spurts so

This one is a bit different than my usual stories, happened to be written all in one go and is unedited, so please excuse any of that. Not quite complete but I had fun writing it. M/F solo naked peeing, M/F wetting, slight watersports, pee drinking I had finally landed a good enough gig out of trade school to finally afford a modest home. Thank god for parents who still put up with me. I was happy enough with the two bedroom raised ranch I had bought at the back of a housing development. I had no neighbor to my right, just undeveloped forest and due to the landscape, had a sma

Chapter 3 - involves male and female urination, goldenshowers, pee drinking, desperation and sex I awoke that morning as we became accustomed to, nestled close with Abby, her large, naked breasts pressed into my chest, with her soft breathing on my neck. I relished the softness of her thighs as my bare cock rubbed against them. To no one's surprise I had to pee really badly, Abby and I got into the habit of drinking loads of water before bed. We both enjoyed our mutual toilet in the morning and didn't want to disappoint. Sometimes it would be too much for our bladders and one

Ended up having a very messy pee at the urinal. Got it in everywhere but the urinal itself. Unfortunately desert dehydration took it's toll and it took a lot to get that going (was 104 F/40 C). I did however turn the campground into a one man nudist resort. I had used the bathroom on the otherside by the road and walked back completely naked. Was gonna have some fun this morning but an fisherman was poking around and my site had the best water access. Just a quick pee on the other side of my car and then I bounced. Where I live now there are loads of campgrounds, might plan this

Happen to have some extra time off and decided to go camping and visit some old haunts to the south in the high desert. Seems I planned it for the hottest week of year, no body is here. Last night there was one only camper and they were 200 feet or more away. As soon as it got dark I realized the predicament and peeled my shorts off, walking around my side of the campground with my cock out. Had a pretty liberating pee in the middle of the open clearing. This morning they left early and I had a quick pee under the picnic table, just pulling my cock out of one of the legs and aiming

This isn't the case at all either. Same with just peeing where ever, cleanliness is extremely important when you don't have access to modern plumbing or modern cleaning equipment. They absolutely would not just be peeing where ever. Animals don't even do this unless there's a specific reason such as familial scent marking ala molerats.

Min my queen.

Have you heard of Sleeping Hermaphroditus? Created originally to depict the god Hermaphroditus and after it's rediscovery it was quickly scooped up by a Cardinal who was considered a connoisseur of these things. 🤔 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sleeping_Hermaphroditus

It's likely age, or the fact that I've conditioned myself to be "fast and loose," but there's a whole lotta drips (practically a few streams worth) down the pant leg now if I'm too impatient.

It shouldn't be doing anything, an old adage is centered around how you should take any opportunity to eat, sleep or piss when given the chance in various situations, travel being one of them.

For sure.

It's great and all but I've been envious of how, well, compact the pussy is when it comes to peeing. So much easier for discrete pees. If you see a guy facing a wall or away from the crowd for more than a few moments it's pretty obvious as to what he's doing. I also have a lot of horizontal travel you could say and without getting wet that stream's traveling out in front of me a few few just due to height and the physical nature of the cock. Collaboration would be ideal since then everyone gets to enjoy the opposite genitalia pissing. 😜

Just try to be casual about it and not start scheduling weekly group pee sessions like a weirdo. 😜

While I don't mind first person in any writing, I will say it does make things a hell of a lot easier. A lot of set up can happen "off paper" saving more lengthy exposition and writing since the narrator isn't present. Or maybe I just find it easier since when writing male narrators it's basically a self insert for me, and if it's about a couple it kinda saves me half the work, character-wise.

Also as others said alcohol makes everything easier, but remember to not rely on it as a crutch.

Why not just start there? Just start going less farther and farther away when you go to pee in these situations. Take baby steps in your comfort level vs distance from the group. I've unfortunately been outdoors my whole life so peeing "around people," isn't that big of a deal for me. Though the distance I'd travel as a younger man shortened over time and now I just piss directly on the trail if no one's around, or just announce it if I'm with hiking buddies I know do the same. For me, right now, I try to hide it more just to be polite depending on the company. I will say that I can

If you're gonna do it, this would be the way to go. Definitely wouldn't do a full bladder's worth that's for sure, even diluted. I'd also limit the frequency. While on a much bigger scale, doing tree fertilization I believe we did 3-4 treatments a season starting June to October (probably ending earlier).

If you actually care about your plants you'll want to avoid peeing on them as hot as it is. Human urine causes nitrogen burn because there's too much nitrogen in it, I'd say it would especially affect potted plants since there's not much soil volume and no where for excess urine to go.

Usually my urban exploration jaunts involved a lot of running from security or the police before we could even enter a building. Or deep in the woods for some old Colonial ruins where it doesn't matter in the long run where I pee because it's all "wild." Would absolutely love to have an abandoned factory compound to myself for a day though. I remember finding with a friend an abandonded movie theater but it wasn't the most stealthy of places to get to so I never returned on my own.

And if your stream catches the very long, narrow, UNSECURED paper funnel at the wrong angle that's just a mess waiting to happen.

"Deeply unserious," is sending me lmao

You know, everyone knocks carpet in the bathroom but all I see is more fun.