Chavovich

I like you, Sophie. You seem safe. Almost like you have secure boundaries between your fantasy and reality worlds or something!

You mentioned you like to be a bad influence on women, do you feel the same about guys? If you were waiting for a train and your male friend/colleague mentioned needing to find a bathroom, would you be the one saying "dude, there's no time, just pee off the platform" and would you be trying to catch a glimpse if he agreed? How do you feel about unisex bathrooms including urinals for men? What's the highest thing you've ever peed off i.e. the furthest your pee has ever fallen before it hit something? Sweet dreams x

I was cheered for Wrexham so we can let our Louise loose on London stadium for the final. Peeing on London Stadium is no more than every West Ham fans wants to do to it lol. Not to be. Wrexham must have been worst team to support for the last few weeks. Hope you not in a pit of despair Louise. Reassuring butt slaps to you

Carpets, heck no. I have scrubbed enough dog wee out of carpets to know that there aren't magic cleaning products that leave it the same as it was. If it's somewhere the rain can get to, or there's a drain, I'm okay.