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With me, it's more I'm out for a long drive and find myself desperate. If it's not a busy highway, I'll usually just pull over to the side and go Several times I've used a high traffic parking lot. Most always I've stood between the passenger side doors, facing the car pretending to get something out, while aiming straight down onto the pavement. But, once in a heavy downpour, when I didn't think anyone could see and launched a strong stream towards a drain. At home I'll almost never pee in a toilet. When I can, I'll use the outdoors (yeah, it always feels liberating for me). If I

I'd encourage you to make your own and try seeing how well you can do. Don't hesitate to ask if you need help in its construction, or tips for its use. 😆

A couple days ago I attached a hose to the opening at the bottom, so it can empty either into the shower drain, bucket or a measure.

Welcome and what a great first-time post! I'm sure you'll fit in very well here. And, if you have more stories, I hope you know this site is a great place to share.

That had to be an incredible feeling, having a great piss out in nature, with no one except your friend close by. Hope you didn't make her feel too uncomfortable by the way you seemed to enjoy yourself. I also love to go for long rides and it seems like I can hold a really long time as long as I'm on the bike. But, once I step off, I'm usually desperate right away, so I try not stopping when people are close by. Of course, a few times I had no choice and tried to find a tree to run behind.

Even where I live in the south, it often gets cold in the winter. Which means that I sometimes don't want to head out into Nature every time I need to answer one of her calls. Normally, I'd just head to the shower and aim for the drain or, if I'm up for some fun, at the far wall and see how far up I can make a splash. But, in the last month or so, the thought occurred to me that maybe I should have my own urinal. So, I created one out of a gallon-size plastic bottle and taped it to my shower. I even dressed it up with a coat of black paint on the outside, so it looks a little like so

This gives you the general idea. Of course, if you want to be more specific... 😁

I recall one time being out with a female friend walking along a waterfront. It was a warm summer evening and the sun had about 30 minutes earlier, about the same time we'd finished dinner. As we were heading out on a dock to look at the yachts, everything I'd drank in the last three hours suddenly caught up with me. I was about to suggest we head back to the car, but my date still wanted to see more boats. when I confessed I needed to pee pretty badly, she suggested we continue out towards the end of the pier and stand in the shadow of what had to be at a least hundred feet and just piss

Wishing you as much happiness as you have given us. I'm sorry that your year is ending on such a down note. Here's hoping 2024 will be much better for you.

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I also used the shower. But, weeks back I made a urinal out of a plastic gallon-size water bottle and attached it to the wall in one corner. Kinda fun aiming at it from across the room.

Making holes in the ground can be lots of fun. What does it take to be your friend? 😁

And what have those who've watched you say? 😝

Few things are better than enjoying a warm day by the water, especially when it affords the perfect excuse to relieve yourself as nature intended. I hike, bike and go boating a lot, so I often find myself in similar situations. But, unlike you, I don't even bother looking for a porta potty. Rereading your story now, I just upgraded my reaction to your post. You got me at "pressure washing the ground like a race horse!" 🤣

Had I walked by and caught you in such a vulnerable situation, I'm sure I'd have been "scared" of the dog, too.. I'd have expected him to have been most most protective of his handler.

Welcome back! 1. I don't seem to recall where you used to live and don't know where you are now. But, I suspect you'll have company. Funny thing about Peefans is that its members seem to turn up everywhere. 2. And yes, @puddyls is still working her seductive magic on us. If anything, she keeps getting more daring. 😁

Guess your daughter doesn't know they're making them smaller these days! Not to take anything away from your big gob. 🤣

The very thought of you taking part in such a contest.... 🔥 I'm pretty sure you'd had started a trend.

Not in one go. It holds more than a gallon! 😆 But, I'll bet I get pretty close to the top by the end of the day.

On deadline and I don't get a break before lunch. My bladder hasn't been taking kindly to that. Good thing I have a big blue bucket close by.

Vanessa, I can assure you that you will get more than a laugh from me. I love it when you try to be "one of the guys" even if those side views aren't all that convincing. 😝

Florida most of the year. Midwest the rest. I'm on the road a lot as well.

I spend a lot of time on small boats. Many times I've been out there with women for most of a day. It can certainly make for interesting times when nature pays a call. On several occasions, they had to pee in a bucket. While I never got to see anything, I couldn't help but hear the noise, which never failed to make my shorts tighter. When they were finished, I'm pretty sure they noticed my condition, especially the ones who asked me to dump the bucket over the side.

Sure hope the puddle behind the couch was cleaned up before the teacher visited the following week. I not, I don't think either you or Jack would be receiving any stickers.

When I first saw this post, I thought you were posing the question to women. Since you apparently are not... well, never mind! 🙄 Still I can't shake the image out of my head. 😝 In fact, I recall a few break times when one of my hiking partners would venture no more than ten feet off the trail, bend over and drop trou. Butt cheeks were pointed towards the sky and a stream of golden rain was making a puddle in the ground far behind her, much as I tried to not look. 😉 When she was finished, more than once I commented. "that may have been Uranus but I think you were aiming for the star