MF piss, piss drinking, pissing sex A College Story My 7:30pm French class was absolutely brutal. I think I was just too old to learn a new language at 29 and it wasn't something I was genuinely interested in. It was a requirement for a Bachelor of Arts degree. But I wasn't the only older student in the class. Next to me sat Alexa, a fitting name for a tall brunette with exotic eyes. We were attracted to each other in a collegial way, exchanging smiles,changing seats in class so we were next to each other. We joked about the teacher, and how useless the class was.