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PuddingPipeTree

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About PuddingPipeTree

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  • Gender
    Straight male
  • Occupation
    Student
  • Age
    20-30
  • Location
    Netherlands
  • About Me
    More into watching others pee than doing it myself. I'm an amateur singer/songwriter trying to make pissing sound romantic somehow.

Pee Profile

  • Favourite Thing About Pee
    The vulnerability of a woman whose need to pee is currently the only thing in the world that matters
  • Hottest Pee Experience
    None yet :c

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  1. Greetings from one new member to another! Welcome 🙂
  2. Mr Leopold Bloom ate with relish the inner organs of beasts and fowls. He liked thick giblet soup, nutty gizzards, a stuffed roast heart, liverslices fried with crustcrumbs, fried hencods' roes. Most of all he liked grilled mutton kidneys which gave to his palate a fine tang of faintly scented urine. Mr. Bloom knows the finer delicacies in life I suppose.
  3. These are relationship goals, honestly 😛 This stood out to me for some reason - sounds like it describes your love, your current discomfort and irritability, and also just the pee you were holding onto, all at once.
  4. Here we have a scene of Stephen Dedalus urinating in the sea. He does not describe his own urination but rather the sea, imagining the seaweed as the lifted clothes of women, echoing the crass song of Mary Ann from my previous post. In long lassoes from the Cock lake the water flowed full, covering greengoldenly lagoons of sand, rising, flowing. My ashplant will float away. I shall wait. No, they will pass on, passing, chafing against the low rocks, swirling, passing. Better get this job over quick. Listen: a fourworded wavespeech: seesoo, hrss, rsseeiss, ooos. Vehement breath of waters a
  5. Hmm, a revenge scenario sounds interesting - imagine someone pissing on their partner's playstation or something because they haven't been spending enough time together... And imagine the partner giving that person a pee-related punishment... That sounds like a writing prompt along with a sequel if you ask me. (I don't endorse pissing on a playstation though, that sounds expensive 😛)
  6. Oohh, that's incredible, I'd love to read an excerpt from that. Did you read that in English or in the original language? I already found the first reference to pee in Ulysses, chapter 1: Haines sat down to pour out the tea. — I'm giving you two lumps each, he said. But, I say, Mulligan, you do make strong tea, don't you? Buck Mulligan, hewing thick slices from the loaf, said in an old woman's wheedling voice: — When I makes tea I makes tea, as old mother Grogan said. And when I makes water I makes water. — By Jove, it is tea, Haines said. Buck Mulliga
  7. So, it's no secret that James Joyce was a kinky man - the letters he sent to his wife are most known for the "arse full of farts" quote and more of that ilk, but there's some mention of pee as well, inbetween the scatological (which I'd rather disregard). In any case, the letters are really just vulgar. Nothing wrong with that, of course - the man was just trying to talk dirty to his wife, not write a best seller. But apparently the man's interests are also present in his Ulysses, and I suppose I'm interested in the way he describes peeing, if he writes about it in a way that only writers
  8. I think taking a shower together is a great place to start - if she has to pee, she could do it right there, or move to the toilet which is probably in the same room. Either way, you can tell her how pretty she looks when she pees and she can get used to the idea. It probably helps if you both need to pee, so you can encourage her to go by going first: "do you mind if I pee in the shower? it's difficult to use the toilet when you're making my dick so hard" might work. There's always the chance that your partner does not want to indulge at all because it disgusts them. But if they're
  9. "Is there any dance more urgent[...]?" I like that expression 😛 The writer must have had an inconvenient experience in recent memory to be prompted to write this, huh? I wouldn't say any of her 6 tips are very useful... It's just six different ways of saying "plan accordingly".
  10. Hey folks! Been thinking of joining this place for a short while now, and today I finally "bit the bullet" I guess. My interest in pee / wetting has always been a part of the way I think about sex, but I've never really felt like it was something I wanted to discuss with other people. My girlfriend isn't interested in it at all, and it's not exactly something you'd tell your friends or family about, y'know? And I've never really experimented with solo pee play outside of some VERY bored holidays. But lately I've been thinking that I'd love to write songs about peeing - both as a way
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