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Being drunk always helps the situation - you could go out with your housemates in the evening, get a bit drunk and then need to pee on the way back, find a quiet place and go for it. They would probably accept that without too much of a problem and either it will lead to a conversation where they are OK with it generally or at worst case they might rib you a bit about it the next day, but you can blame the alcohol. If they make a fuss at the time when you pee outside then you can always turn it round on them and just say that they are such prudes and doesn't everyone pee outside occasis

Does the room have an opening window? What is outside or below it? My suggestion would be to take a suitable sealable container with you, pee in the container and potentially empty it out of the window - that would solve your night time issue. It would work best if there was vegetation under the window as that would hide the evidence and would also reduce the noise when emptying it. If you have a hard surface such as patio below then it will make too much noise and leave an obvious splatter puddle that would be seen in the morning. Our spare room would be ideally suited for this pu

Interesting. I would have thought there would have been some reaction - even if it were something like "Ewww" or people making joky comments. As to discussing it further - I agree that the timeline is not really that important and I also agree with others that a joky response is probably the best way to get into the discussion. Mentioning drunk times is a good one to get the discussion going because people do daft stuff when drunk and don't worry too much about the consequences and it can be discussed innocently. Depending on what type of response you get to that will help decide if

I would have thought plenty people do - helps keep off sunstroke and reduces risk of sunburn. In some hot parts of the world there are many people who don't go outside without a hat.

@Jayne78 I agree with the others who have posted here. I am sorry that you are experiencing a problem which is outside of your control. It is one thing to deliberately enjoy peeing in many ways, but it is quite another matter when things are not in your control and you are having medical issues. Hopefully the urologist can help you. It sounds like your husband may give you some support, but he is out of order saying negative things about you in front of your son. The attachments between children and their parents are incredibly important to their development and continued negativity

@Naughts, welcome to the forum and thank you for your post. It is always good to read about how people conspire to pee in public without people noticing. Of course we would like to know what you do!! Please tell all and there are plenty of examples on this forum to give you ideas. There are many naughty pees that you can have without your family knowing. I presume you get some time away from them so outdoor peeing should be an option or peeing in places like multistorey car parks or stairwells. Whatever you decide to do, you can be sure you will find an appreciative audience h

Yes indeed. Sounds like she didn't want to touch anything. Flushing would have required her to touch the flush handle or button, washing would have required her to touch the tap. I wouldn't mind betting she sprinkled on the seat as well because she wouldn't have touched it to raise it out of the way.

@Brutus Thanks for the info on daffodils. As @spywareonya says, it was a cracking story right through and I enjoyed it because it was a totally different persepective than you normally get in stories.

That's a shame! Have people commented on the post? Was it positively received?

Very nice! Worth a casual conversation, you could mention it and say that you liked it and get on to conversations about peeing outside or ask why she likes it. An easy way in to start a conversation about peeing anyway. Of course...... if she is one of us, then she may now see it on here and be trying to work out which of her friends is Chubbybirb999! So you may get a private message that will tell you...... Most likely is that she finds it a funny picture, but she must have come across it somewhere in the first place.....

I know it would never happen because too much retraining and education required etc., but...... Ignoring all of that, I still wonder whether such a career would be a fascination or an issue with my fetish. Sure, I would learn loads about urology and that would be very interesting, but all the treatments and investigations would be into people with urology problems, so not about healthy peeing. Also, whilst I am sure I would quite enjoy working with female anatomy, like @Navdoc73 said, there is too much involvement in the male anatomy for my liking. I think I might find some of that unco

Incredibly well written story and a very different perspective. Loved it. Thanks @Brutus I am finding it difficult to believe that a bit of pee would stop the daffodils coming back next year let alone stopping anything growing there for five years though.

@Brutus, Sounds like a perfect soundtrack. Great opportunity taken there. You say you didn't hear a flush but you didn't mention anything about wiping or hand washing. Did she do either of those? If she had then I'm sure you would have heard the toilet roll being pulled out and the tap running followed by either a hand drier or towel dispensor. The fact that you said you were surprised when she came out, I'm guessing meant that she didn't wash her hands.

Historically pee was used as a cleaner - the urea converts to ammonia which whitens whites and intensifies dyes. https://www.smithsonianmag.com/science-nature/from-gunpowder-to-teeth-whitener-the-science-behind-historic-uses-of-urine-442390/ So, it looks like @Paulypeeps is continuing the tradition and we should all take up the batton and help out with a bit of cleaning.

I am nearly 50. I do find I need to go to the toilet quite a lot, but that is because I drink quite a lot. Sometimes I can go hours and hours without using the toilet but other times I find myself going every couple of hours. Sometimes I do get the situation where I know release is available shortly and I then find it hard to hold in, but if there wasn’t an option to release, I would have been able to hold for another hour or two. It is a bit weird.

I am loving this story @spywareonya Totally agree that the pudding scene was great, but I also love the way you are working it around the legend and the research and a real place. I have been to Loch Ness and it is a very beautiful and special place. Unfortunately I didn’t see Nessie, nor did I meet Nancy or any other young ladies who publicly released their pee.

I would like to see a group of four girls in a small boat - maybe a rowing boat or small motor boat. They have been drinking in the boat and now need to pee. One Hangs her backside over the side and pees, another stands and pees over the side but gets some of it in the boat. The third says well if you are getting it in the boat anyway... and simply sits where she is, pulling her skirt up - no knickers and lets loose a stream into the bottom of the boat and if you have enough people, the fourth squats in the bottom of the boat to pee.

The experience by your car was fantastic. I would love to have something like that. I have been lucky enough to talk to some girls whilst the were peeing and it is quite surreal when they are relaxed enough to chat whilst continuing to pee in front of you.

@Riley, I have just found this thread and love the pics. I think you need to have a word with yourself about your own personal perception - there is nothing fat about you, your legs are gorgeous and everything I've seen so far looks like you are very well proportioned and have a beautiful body. I get that it is hard to change your opinion of yourself, but look around you when you are out and about - see some truly fat people out there and stop comparing yourself to them!! Yes, there may be some ridiculously skinny people, but they are not normal and in my opinion, not that attractive.

I would assume most people will take photos selfie style. Or - if you have a camera with timer or remote release then you can place the camera in a suitable location to let it take the shot for you - although I appreciate that getting the timing right for a timer might be a problem. Another option that I have used and works reasonably well is to to set up the camera and start recording a video, then go and pee, then you can play the video back on your computer and take a screen grab of a couple of points in the video and use that.

@Brutus, Yes indeed a great story - Very realistic and something that probably has happened somewhere at some time. I know that I have had a sneaky sniff at underwear in other ladies' bathrooms. The opportunity hasn't occured very often, but I've certainly been guilty of it. Unfortunately, the rest of the story hasn't happened for me.

A good question and one for which I have given some consideration at various times. For me, there are several factors in participating in naughty pee myself and other factors for my appreciation of women peeing in naughty places. For myself, I think it is partly the knowledge that my peeing will leave traces that will remain there for some time - often a long time after the actual puddle dries up. Another factor is the potential for being caught - I don't want to be caught necessarily as sometimes it could be quite a negative consequence, but there is an adrenaline rush if I think ther

As another challenge suitable for the ladies (but not excluding men) what about peeing in a car park? This could be either an open air car park next to a car, or hidden in a corner behind a pillar, or maybe even peeing down the stairs in the stairwell of a multi storey car park. This is quite an open challenge that could be adopted in many ways, so should be possible for most people - also may well be the kind of place that you probably have had a sneaky pee after being out on a night of drinking. I know I have!! If the ladies want to join in but don't want to show too much then wearing a

Maybe we need a few of the ladies to post a challenge that they would find more suitable to themselves? The earlier challenges still stand and I think ladies would have no problem with peeing in the laundry basket (As has already been demonstrated) so would love to see more pics of that. Also, for the sink one, it can be made easy for ladies - either sit on the counter with your bum over the sink or squat on the side and pee into the sink. Like these:

Great find - the fact that he thought it worth sending into a newspaper is intriguing. I once saw two girls running and one stopped in a bus shelter, dropped her shorts, peed and carried on running. I enjoyed it, but I didn't think to take a pic and send it to the papers. The bus shelter was glass sided, so didn't give any privacy - it was interesting that she must have felt some kind of advantage to peeing in it rather than just stopping randomly on the pavement even though it was no more private in the shelter. This girl just squatted down though - she didn't make use of the seat