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Several spring to mind: Outdoor urinals at an airshow which were inside a compound, but that compound had a wide open entrance from which anyone could see straight inside. Urinals in a trailer, which were up some steps, but the first urinal was clearly visible from outside the door and there were two girls who were loitering near the stairs pretending to chat and look at their phones but they were watching whenever a bloke used the end urinal. I sussed this and chose to use the end urinal, stood back a bit and turned slightly so that they had a better view. On the way out I casuall
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I would have thought more likely fried myself.
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Looks very neat @gldenwetgoose. Much better than balancing the laptop on the front of the bike, you've learned a few things and you can fell that you've achieved something new. Now all you have to do is see if there is a market out there for it. I suspect there may well be.
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In the house - I don't know anything about your family position, but possible options assuming you can get some privacy are: - Towels on the bathroom floor, then put them in the washing machine. - Laundry basket or dirty washing on the floor. Again, depending on whether someone else normally goes through the laundry, you may need to wash it before they get hold of it and start asking questions. - Kitchen sink - whilst nobody is in the room and you think you have time to get away with it before someone comes. Will feel naughtier because there is the possibility of being caught
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I very rarely use public toilets at any time. OK, I'll use them if I'm with my family and they happen to be available, but if I'm out on my own, then I'd rather water a tree, find a bush or anywhere reasonably discrete. I like peeing out in the great outdoors (hence the name alfresco) and would choose it as preference over peeing in a toilet any time. If I'm out with family and there are no convenient toilets, then I have no qualms in peeing outside with them knowing what I'm doing. I try to encourage my wife to join in, but she will only pee outside if absolutely desperate. If I am
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Toilets locked but the sunbathers are out
Alfresco replied to Alfresco's topic in Pee Talk & Questions
Places like the Lake District, beaches and so on in the UK are bound to get more visitors now due to Boris announcing that we can now travel to such places. But many of the places are not opening toilets. The lake district, for example, are discouraging visitors, but visitors still want to go. Quote from the lake district national park website: "Our toilets around the Lake District National Park remain closed at this time. We are reviewing when we can open them safely." Also the police in Cumbria are saying on their website: "Following the relaxing of lockdown restrictions, the clear m -
You could carry on here - that's fine.
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@DivaQC, glad you were able to enjoy an outdoor pee. Yes, I have peed outside several times during lockdown - If I go out on my bike or for a run then I usually pee whilst I'm out. One day I cycled down to a canal and peed from the towpath into the canal. Other days I've stopped and peed in the woods or in alleys and side streets. The one thing that is different now during lockdown is that there are less people and less traffic around, so I've even peed on the pavement next to what is normally a busy road, but is currently a quiet road so I can get away with it.
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Don't worry about making the story long - it is certainly not going to get boring by adding details. A lot of us love to have the detail to help imagine the situation. Having said that, it is entirely up to you as it is your account written in your style. @Starks2010 has posted quite a few accounts of ladies peeing in his car and house. Example here - enjoy:
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Delivery Desperation or Just Fun Opportunity?
Alfresco replied to gldenwetgoose's topic in Real Pee Encounters & Experiences
Ah, but therein lies the joy - it is a well know fact that the more you see/experience, the more that becomes the norm and the more you need to see something different or more unusual. If your pleasure is in seeing some stranger peeing outside and it is not a regular event then any small glimpse of a sighting or even a hint that someone is peeing even if you can't see them is enough to get the mind racing and the adrenaline flowing. The more regularly you see it, the more it becomes the norm and the less you are excited by it. For me, I have seen hundreds of girls peeing outside across -
Welcome @Adoogy. Will definitely look forward to hearing your posts - maybe you could start with a more detailed account of the incident you mention above?
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Desperate bedwetting during a Zoom class
Alfresco replied to Ajr972's topic in Fictional Pee Stories
@Ajr972, loved this story - and I reckon these sorts of things happen all the time - certainly many people will click mute and run to the toilet on calls where they are not on video. There must be quite a few where people accidentally leave the sound on and people get to hear more than they bargained. But peeing into an adsorbent surface such as the bed is a great solution. I don't use Zoom for work, but I do use WebEx and Skype for calls. I have often made use of a mug, pint glass or other receptacle that happens to be on hand if I need to pee during a longer call. I have also somet -
Great story @gldenwetgoose Definitely not rambling. Just good information. If anything I'd have welcomed Karen giving more details to Jessica about some of the pee options that she had used. It is definitely believable as to the techniques that the office ladies had to resort to using and a very natural way of bringing up the subject with Jessica and helping her with her "problem".
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Wonderful story @Gotah, loving the details and the imagination that you have put into it.
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Ah that explains a lot - I hadn't twigged about it being high buildings. We have a lot of fairly low buildings with open space between them and wind can be a factor so we often get rain at an angle rather than vertical. Yes, I agree - I'm sure that the people probably were not happy to find your puddles inside their building. I wonder whether this is the only time that they have received a golden puddle or whether it is a regular occurrence for them.
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I use Windows 10 and Ubuntu. I'm tempted to ditch Windows but I don't feel that I know enough to go solo with Linux yet and also maintain Windows for compatibility with others in the household.
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Just the one. My wife of nearly 30 years. Love her to bits.
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Toilets locked but the sunbathers are out
Alfresco replied to Alfresco's topic in Pee Talk & Questions
I'm sure that there will have been many ladies peeing under the cover of their skirts whilst sitting on the grass in the parks or through their bikinis on the beach. Some may have set out knowing this was their plan, others will have improvised because they didn't want to expose themselves. Who knows, it may even have caused them to find something they enjoy doing but didn't know before... -
So, on Saturday, I read that a lot of people in the South of the UK were stretching the lockdown rules and that significant numbers were sunbathing in London Parks and also South Coast Beaches such as Brighton. I also understand that most places have locked public toilets either to discourage people from spending time in places or because social distancing and regular disinfection cannot be guaranteed. Therefore, on Saturday, there must have been loads of people who turned up to the beach or a park and ended up peeing in public because they had no other options. Would have been great s
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Loved this story. Thanks @Malika. I wonder what the people who found it thought next day.... Also, bit of a strange design of door because presumably it must allow rain in as well - although the recessed doorway may stop most of that.
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I can’t help thinking this has been played out in many places recently with all the restaurants being closed. Hot to imagine how many people stuck in queues are desperate with no toilets available
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I'm trying to get out a bit. I went out for a run on my own this morning so I stopped between two parked cars and watered the tarmac. Much nicer to release outdoors and there is a lot less risk of being caught at the moment. I have been out again today in connection with work and I stopped by some garages and had an enjoyable pee behind them - all over a shelving unit that someone had dumped there. There were some tissues behind the garage as well so I'm guessing someone else has been using the area as a toilet.
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Festival with a friend story
Alfresco replied to DannyRomand's topic in Real Pee Encounters & Experiences
Fantastic shared experience there. You must have been a real gentleman to restrain yourself from looking though. -
Always the best sightings when the girls engage with you and don't try and hide what they are doing or get defensive.
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It's been a while. Good to see you again. Especially with stories like that.