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Happy to help. I'm sure that the plant appreciated being watered and the extra nitrogen fertiliser. I hope that you do have some further naughty pees. Here's another one - especially with that type of shorts that you are wearing. Go to a park or even the grass in your garden (if you have some). Kneel down, sit on your feet and put your legs apart. Pull the leg of the shorts up and to one side and then pee onto the grass between your legs. It could only be seen my someone directly in front of you and even that could be easily hidden with a bag in front of you or a jacket across

(All of these are things that I've done, so they are feasible - although I do have a dick, but that shouldn't make any difference) Go into your nearest town. Enjoy a pee in an alley and a carpark - maybe a multi-storey carpark stairwell. Take a trip in the car and pee beside it in a layby or car park or even on a quiet side street. If you have access to countryside or a reasonable sized park then go and pee in some bushes. Walk into a hotel and head upstairs (you don't need to book a room to do this), go towards the top floor where most people would use the lifts and pee on

I agree - I find it very difficult to do anything that requires patience and control when I'm dying to pee. I thing painting carefully is definitely one. I also find it difficult to do things like connecting up electrical circuits.

I get where you are coming from - It is not so much the actual smell of stale pee that I like so much as the fact that the smell makes me realise what has happened there and I then imagine girls squatting. I also often add my own pee to it as well - just for good measure. I do agree that fresh pee is more pleasant smelling.

I just thought also about the fact that I love to walk by places that are regularly used for outdoor pee and inhale the scent of dried pee. I'm thinking of times when I've walked through underpasses or narrow alleys or carpark stairwells and that unmistakeable aroma is detected. I always inhale deeply and enjoy the scent - it is probably mostly left by other men, but I like to think that there is some female pee in there as well and I imagine the girls squatting in that place as I inhale their aromas.

Yes, definitely. Although I do think that people should actually clear up after themselves and not leave plastic rubbish in the countryside. I don't mind tissues as they will soon rot, but plastic wrappers and applicators will be there for a long time - unless of course someone else cleans up. Whilst I like seeing the evidence because I know what has occurred there, I would still rather that people took it away with them. It is a general bug bear of mine that people so often go to beauty spots expecting them to be clean and tidy so that they can enjoy themselves and then they leave all

Definitely pee whilst sitting if I'm already sitting down - why would anyone go to the hassle of standing up, turning around and then peeing when you can do it whilst you are already there? Also, I sometimes sit to pee if it is more convenient - e.g. At night time in the dark when I wear loose short or am naked, it is easier to sit down and pee because (a) you don't have to worry about aiming in the dark and (b) Not having any restrictive clothing means it is easy to do sitting. I also pee sitting down sometimes when outside - just for fun really. I sit on steps or seats and pee out of

Two sightings in broad daylight on Sunday, but both were discrete and I didn't actually see much. Most people would probably not have given them any notice. The first was when walking with my wife on a fairly wide path through some woods near a river and some small lakes. I rounded a bend to see a lady, probably in her forties stood at the edge of the path facing down the bank and towards the trees. She saw us coming and gestured towards the trees with a "come on hurry up" type of motion. As we got close, a second lady was clambering up the slope from the trees back to the path. T

Thanks - not being that knowledgeable on farming techniques, your description is helpful. I have been to outdoor events where hay bales are used as seats and I have thought that they would make for an excellent opportunity for ladies wearing skirts to pee without being noticed whilst casually watching the event and avoiding the dirty portaloos and their associated queues.

I've been caught many times (but I am proliferant at outdoor peeing). The reaction depends greatly on the situation. If it is late evening and people are out drinking then usually nobody is at all bothered. Some girls will have a good look and might have a bit of banter, other girls will pretend they haven't seen and then take sneaky peeks and others will just not take any notice. If peeing outdoors during activities such as walking in the woods, most people who catch me have either just looked the other way or apologised for catching me out. I always apologise and nobody is

Yes, I love the smell as well. It is best if either fresh, or dried before it starts to deteriorate. So, clothes that are wet heavily and then left scrunched up don't dry, so they start to have an ammonia smell. However, dried pee clothes smell delightful.

I am not a golfer or sailor, but I do go kayaking and it is very common for male and female participants to pee before they get on the water, at lunch stops or when they get out at the end. It is normal for people to pee in the bushes or by cars at the end points or to go in the bushes at lunch stop. The girls generally walk away some distance and do their best to hide, but I've certainly caught some of them and most of them don't seem that worried. I also know that some girls deliberately capsize at the end and then pee in the water or, as long as they are not wearing drysuits, they migh

I've never measured exactly, but when desperate I've managed to pee on a wall higher than my head - probably about 7 feet. For distance, I'm not great, maybe about 4-5 feet. If you read height the other way then I've peed off an aqueduct into the river below - a fall of 126 feet.

Very sneaky! I bet you loved that. From what you say, were the girls actually sitting on the hay bale and peeing directly into it? I guess that would be quite convenient and totally avoid splashes, but they must have realised that they were also sitting where other girls also had peed. Did they ever wipe or did they usually just let their jodhpurs take care of the drips? If they did wipe, did they take the tissues away for proper disposal or lose them in the hay/straw?

Or maybe actually follow through. Agree to hold it, then 10 mins later ask if you can go to the toilet and if he says hold it again, then say you'll try, then after a couple more minutes wet yourself and see what his reaction is. He will either be delighted or he will not be happy. If the first, then you have him rumbled. If the latter then you can get all upset and tell him that it was his fault for making you hold.

@bearguy, Thank you for the additional sightings. they were all great, but that girl standing and peeing into the stream was superb. You were incredibly lucky to get that one through lucky timing and ability to loop back on the parallel path where she wasn't expecting spectators.

Interesting how views differ. Personally I wash my hands several times through the day, but not necessarily after peeing. I kind of work on the principle that if my dick is clean enough that my wife is happy for it to go in her mouth then I can't see it being a problem when I touch it. Similarly I sometimes lick my wife after she has peed, so washing my hands after peeing seems somewhat redundant. Sometimes I wash my hands BEFORE peeing - particularly if I have been doing some dusty or oily job and I would rather clean my hands before touching my dick. A lot of the time I pee outside w

It is a very difficult situation to be in - i.e. really enjoying pee yourself but your wife not being interested. There are quite a few of us here in that situation. I know you say you haven't mentioned it for several years, but the chances are that nothing has changed for her, although life experiences may have changed her views slightly. Every person is different, but in general, if someone is not into pee, then it is quite a difficult thing to convert them and the effort in trying to do so may cause difficulties in the relationship. A large number of people find pee to be disgusti

The washing machine is definitely useful as I have often peed on towels on my chair or sometimes wet in clothes or pee on the dirty washing pile. I also quite enjoy peeing directly into the machine before I start a wash - so peeing in the drum or peeing in the soap dispenser. The dryer I don't really mind about - yes we do use a dryer, but if we would manage the normal washing without a dryer then it would make no difference to my pee play. In fact, presumably if there were no washer available then that would mean a trip to the laundrette with normal clothes, so I'd do the same with any

I think he probably is dropping little hints and although he might not be fully into it, it certainly sounds like it is not going to cause any great offence if you mention that you like pee. Maybe start off with a reverse tease to him - like when he keeps you talking say "Look, can't you see I'm desperate here.... Are you trying to get me to wet myself?" or "Do you enjoy delaying me whilst I'm trying to get to the toilet?" See if he responds positively or even gets tongue tied or embarrassed if so, you have him rumbled.

I have only been to Ikea twice in my life (sorry, just not my thing), but from what I remember, I think the showroom may be easier than the warehouse. The warehouse would leave a big puddle on the floor and I don't think that they are ever that quiet that there wouldn't be a risk of being spotted. For a girl though, if wearing the right clothing such as a skirt with no underwear, the shop itself would have loads of options. The last time that I was there was to look at bedroom wardrobes for my daughter. In the bedroom area I sat on one of the beds on the far side from the public th

That would be really cool. You go up in a flight with a group of people, after half an hour you say to the pilot (if that is the right term) that you are desperate for a pee. There is no option but to pee over the side and you get to watch your flow rain down from a height with other people watching. If you are lucky others join in as well! I think the sides of the baskets are pretty high (to stop you having a risk of falling out), therefore, I'm not sure how easy it would be to pee over the side - particularly difficult for ladies I would presume. Maybe for ladies the option would be

I know a couple of paramedics, and from what they say they often don't get time between shouts and they often miss breaks or they try and order a coffee at a takeaway and get called before they can collect it. From what they say, they mostly manage to pee when they are handing off patients at hospital because that is where they have to hang around. I did once have an appointment at the doctors surgery and the person who saw me was a paramedic. I asked her what caused her to change from being on the road to being in the surgery. She said it was because she was fed up of never knowing when

I did get one sighting yesterday, but it wasn't very exciting. I was walking through a park at about 6pm. A Nepalese lady, probably in her 50s walked into the bushes and peed. She was wearing a long skirt and she stood in a half crouch, pulling the skirt away from her at the back. She didn't hitch it up, but just peed under the cover of her skirt. She certainly didn't remove any knickers so she either wasn't wearing any or she peed through them.

Sorry I didn't respond earlier - I somehow missed this. Anyway, yes, I do push it a bit - I really shouldn't have even considered trying to get a look whilst my wife was with me, but I felt like it was a very rare opportunity to see five girls peeing together in broad daylight. Part of the problem is that we are just never apart in the evenings, so I very rarely get sightings these days. She has always been fine with me looking at girls and she knows I like seeing girls pee, so I thought I might just get away with it. Anyway, it did lead to some conversations over the next few days and