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Yes, that was so obviously faked that I can't believe she had the audacity to try and say that she really peed. Definite con and I'm sure she never got any business from you again! If she only did what she was paid to do then you might consider buying more and recommending her rather than walking away and calling her out. Sorry you got conned and no refund.

I have been to Newcastle on a number of occasions and believe me, there is no gender separation in the peeing stakes. The girls are just as likely to use those alleys as the men and I've witnessed it many a time. Also, when there used to be a men's public toilet in the Bigg Market, but there were no ladies toilets, the ladies would quite happily make use of the gents. Unfortunately I never witnessed any as talented as yourself - they always used the cubicles rather than the urinals - but sometimes they didn't bother shutting the door and gave a good show as they hovered over the toilet.

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Always difficult to know what to do as you don't want to ruin anything by saying something that might see your SO running for the hills or treating you negatively as a result. Personally, my wife is fully aware of my interest in peeing. I believe it first came about because she peed outside out of sheer desperation - this was the first time she had done that in my presence and I could not help but watch. She said she was really sorry about having to pee outside and sorry if she was embarrassing me. Rather than avoid the opportunity and fake embarrassment I told her that it was absolu

You were very lucky to catch her. I love the fact that she obviously did it regularly without caring and even more so I love the fact that she just carried on when you caught her - she can't have felt guilty, nor the need to hide what she was doing. She just found it a convenient option and wasn't willing to waste time walking to the toilets. Maybe she enjoys doing it as well (quite likely), but uses the long distance to the toilets as an excuse. I don't know what your work is, but if you do manage to get back there and you are able to, keep an eye on her and when she heads to that ro

I don't hate the toilet, but I do prefer to avoid using it where possible. A typical day of working from home I might use the toilet first thing in the morning or last thing at night when my wife is about, but during the day I'm much more likely to use the sink (bathroom or kitchen), pee in the garden, or use the great outdoors when I go out on my bike or go for a walk. I pee in the shower pretty much every time I have a shower, I pee in the washing machine or dishwasher and I rarely use a toilet when I'm out in town - I prefer to find a secluded alley or pee in the car park. I very of

The size of that puddle is evidence that you really needed that pee stop. I love that you peed on the risky side of the car. I have seen girls hiding behind their cars in laybys to pee, but I've never seen a girl peeing on the road side of the car. Maybe a good job that nobody drove past - you might have caused a crash when they took their eyes off the road as they wouldn't be able to believe what they were seeing. Hot stuff, and would love to have been driving that way at that moment!

A great story and interesting solution to her problem. Definitely bold to pull that off in traffic. I wouldn’t call writing relevant stories “spamming”! Feel free to add stories at your own pace as and when you want to, but don’t feel that there is a limit on how much you can post!

I'm guessing that you are regularly in this pub and potentially regularly sit in the same booth (or similar). I'm also assuming that you have no hesitation in wetting either the carpet or the seat. Can you confirm whether this is the case and if you have ever gone into the relevant area of the pub and noticed any smell from previous wettings? I'm thinking that if you go in there, pee on the carpet and then it gets left, it would probably be dry well before your next visit, but then if you re-wet the same part of the pub, does it activate the breakdown of previous peeing and therefore star

Yes, totally agree. It seems to me that your original approach that you've posted on your own techniques throughout experiences on this site is totally correct. The key is to have dilute pee (= drink lots and pee regularly), pee in multiple areas rather than repeatedly peeing in the same place, Don't worry too much about it being spotted - chances are that it won't be seen. The experiment has definitely shown that keeping the area wet is what makes the smell - presumably as the wetness allows bacteria to breed and chemical breakdown to proceed. If you allow it to dry, there will b

Certainly in the old days where football stadiums were largely stands rather than seated areas I believe lots of people would just pee where they were standing. It is probably less the case these days, but I'm sure it still happens. Not having ever been to a football match, I can't really comment though.

OK, I just tried peeing high pressure into one spot (a little along from the now very wet area) from normal standing height. This time the puddle on the surface was larger (6 inch diameter as opposed to 2 inch diameter when peeing from close up) and, the pee went through the fabric of the carpet onto the garage floor. So, slow peeing from close range leaves less visible effect and less likely to go through to the floor. The picture shows the slightly larger mark. The area below the fresh pee is the area that is soaked to the touch from before, but still doesn't show that much visibl

I have been pursuing my experiments further with the old carpet. I have peed on it now 7 times in the same place with some interesting results. The carpet is currently laid open on the floor of my garage, so has concrete underneath and although the garage is not exactly airtight, there is not a lot of air flow and with the wet weather we've been having, it is not representative of how a carpet would dry in a normal household setting. However, I peed on it five times between 1st and 9th July. The first couple of times I left it a couple of days between uses and I noted that each tim

It shouldn’t be embarrassing, although I know it would be. Remember that they didn’t give any negative reaction and when they were talking about you, they were sympathetic to your situation. So if you see them again just smile and jog past. If the husband is there, look at his facial expression and you might get an idea whether the ladies told him what they had seen and whether he liked the idea. If you see a beaming smile or a knowing look then he probably knows and wishes he had been the one to witness your moment of need. If you want to tease him you could always jog off into the bush

That is seriously soggy! Glad you are enjoying yourself

I am sure you were embarrassed at being discovered, but the ladies obviously weren't offended by it and it was good that you got to hear their conversation as it confirmed that they actually felt sorry for you and the compliment was a definite bonus. I wonder whether the lady will tell her husband later? If so, he will be very disappointed to have missed the show.

It is unusual for me to report things here that are not related to peeing, but there is a vision in my mind from last Sunday which isn't leaving me and which I feel I should share. I was sat at home Sunday evening, waiting for our food shopping delivery. Normally not a particularly exciting event as we mainly get a mixture of various blokes as the delivery drivers, although there are a few ladies that deliver as well. However, last Sunday I heard the door knock and I opened the door to find a petite young lady with dark hair who I hadn't had the pleasure of seeing before. She was s

From what she said to me, she made the decision as the best option that she could with the limited options available. She realised that if she didn't give them some opportunity, then it would result in people not being able to hold it and deciding to pee on the seats or the floor within the train. She wanted to avoid that situation, so if anyone from management challenged her later about her decision, then she could say she was protecting the train and decided that a bit of pee on the platform was a small consequence compared to soaked seats on the train. However, she did say that she stoo

I have been in toilets where ladies can see inside and have done so. I have posted about it before here:

She was totally fine with it and just thought it was funny. Which makes me wonder whether she is not averse to peeing outside herself when the need arises. I don't know what the people managing the station CCTV would have thought when the train pulled in and all these people got off the train to pee on the platform and then got back on.

Hi @Jayne78, sorry to hear that your husband is still not being sympathetic to your situation. He sounds like he really puts you down for something which you cannot help. He really needs to know how to respect you and give you the support you need. I know this particular event was a few months ago, but I suspect it is a pretty regular occurrence that he belittles you and causes you distress. So sorry that you are having to deal with that.

Can't think of any other reason for that behaviour - especially as it was a dark area and the timing was about right for a wee break. I used to know someone who was a guard on the railway and she was on a train out of Waterloo late one Friday evening. The toilets were out of action and multiple people were complaining to her about the lack of toilets. She went on the PA system and announced to the train that she was sorry for the lack of available toilets on the train and understood that several people were in need. She said that she would hold the train at Clapham Junction to allow t

I agree on all of these. I love peeing on trees and walls when out on a walk and leaving a very obvious stain that people will see. I tend to pee high enough that it is fairly obvious that it is a person that has peed there rather than a dog. There is a balance of risk - I want to pee in a public place that will have as many people as possible see the marks, BUT I want to try not to get caught whilst actually peeing. So I can't do it where there is a constant presence of other people. I like peeing into any water - into lakes from the bank, off a pier into lakes or into rivers and s

I'm assuming you've already found these, but there are quite a few to be found if you search for "beach cabin pee" or "beach shower pee"

Nice idea. When I read your initial post, I assumed you meant as a toilet car for yourself, but to make it available for others is even better. So you could sign up as an Uber driver, take drunk people home from the pub and when some ask if you could pull over to let them pee, you say "Don't worry, just pee on the floor" or something like that. Cool idea. If they pee in it without telling you, then they have to pay the standard cleaning fee, but if they ask you to stop and you give them permission to pee, then they don't pay the standard fee. Good business there. I wonder