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The pollution will soon be spread and diluted though - the swimming pools are emptied and refilled regularly and that water goes into the ocean. A lot of cruise ship swimming pools are salt water - they simply take the water from the sea, use it for a day and then swap it for clean, filtered sea water over night with appropriate addition of chlorine. Some ships use "freeflowing sea water" which means that the water is continuously cycled as water new water is added and old water removed throughout the day. This is similar to the normal filtration cycle of a pool, but instead of recirculat

Having been on several cruises, I can confirm that those pools get peed in - a lot. Not only are there the people who pee in them whilst swimming, but I've seen plenty of people; ladies and men, who spend hours on their loungers with copious amounts of drinks and they don't leave the pool deck. However, they do get up, walk to the pool, get in for less than a minute and get out again before returning to their lounge chairs. The same can be said of the jacuzzi or hot tubs on the pool decks and also the showers on the pool decks. I've probably said it here before, but I was once in one of

I have been to public toilets that have this kind of arrangement with a grill on the floor beneath the urinal. I did wonder whether there was actually any need for the urinal at all. Surely just pee on the tiled wall or directly onto the grill on the floor. Certainly makes cleaning easier with no puddles on the floor.

@hold_on - you are still above average. This report concluded that all mammals pee on average for 21 seconds and that it doesn't matter the size of the animal (or person). Obviously it varies considerably and probably the 21 seconds is an average pee where the person pees when the feel the need rather than holding until desperate. Personally I would say my typical pee is somewhere between 25 and 30 seconds. My longest pee that I recorded was 75 seconds, that being after I had sat through a long film. I have regularly topped 1 minute when I have to hold. However, I'm also now

Good to hear that relaxed attitude. It would be even more interesting to know whether those same mums would happily pee in the yard themselves.

Well it would definitely be far more fun with two!

Oh so many options. I would need to stop time every time I needed to pee for a week! I would definitely drink copious amounts of water. I would pee on carpets in stores, hotels, fitting rooms, etc. I would pee in a lift (elevator) with other people next to me, pee off a mezzanine floor of a shopping centre onto the concourse (and maybe even people) below, pee on a train seat, a bus seat, a cinema seat, a pub seat, over the table in a restaurant, on the stage of a theatre performance amongst the cast with the (frozen) audience watching. The possibilities are endless, but you get the id

It varies depending on the circumstances and state of desperation. Sometimes I can’t help but release the lot, or at least a good amount before stemming the flow. Other times, mainly if not so desperate, I can release in short bursts or even subtle dribbles.

Love this idea - and you can see if anyone is sneaking up behind you!

When I read the account, I did wonder that and also wondered what I would do in that situation. I usually take the path of least possibility of offence, which unfortunately also is usually the path of least opportunity. I often think of clever things to say afterwards, by which time it is too late. In the moment I usually only say very innocent things. So in that particular situation, I would probably have done exactly the same as @Big Bear, but afterwards I would probably have thought that I should definitely have offered to give her cover, with a concerned and supportive attitude -

I have never been, but I would have thought any alley way or sheltered area near the main festivities would be a candidate. Wherever a large number of people are gathered, there will be someone peeing somewhere nearby. Look especially for areas where people stay in one place for a long time to party. The parades themselves will attract people, but there will also be party zones. Most important thing is to remember to post us some accounts of what you do manage to see. 😁

Absolutely right. Men don't have to adopt the accepted standard position of standing facing a wall/tree to pee. It is particularly easy when wearing suitable shorts in the summer. I have sometimes knelt down on grass on one knee and peed out of the leg of my shorts whilst looking in a bag or tying my shoe lace on the other foot. I've done this with people close by and they haven't batted an eyelid, which brings me onto This is totally right. If you don't look like you are peeing then most people won't notice what you are doing. Only yesterday I desperately needed to pee so

I do that - nearly every time I empty our hot tub for cleaning and water change I pee in the water for the last few days before changing it and also when it is empty and I'm cleaning it I pee in the bottom of the tub. Then I rinse the sides and bottom before refilling.

You are totally correct that they sell bathroom fixtures, but someone there obviously has some interest in mixing it up a bit as the pee cocktail page is definitely on their site in the blog. The link is here: https://www.plumbworld.co.uk/blog/the-complete-urine-drinkers-cocktail-guide/

Yes. I do, definitely. Especially if I've witnessed the peeing and therefore know that it is a fresh tissue from a good looking lady. Wipes - not so keen. They are usually fragrenced, which detracts from the ladies own smell.

Some good advice being given above. I like the idea from @MaxWasTaken about having a BBQ - that would be a classic situation where you could have a few drinks, then when you need to pee you can ask your mum if she minds if you pee in the bushes/trees/drain/wherever to save going inside. If she is OK with that then it would either open up the conversation opportunity anyway and you never know, she might even do the same.

Nice one. You say “tried” - was it successful or did you make a mess on the floor?

Are you still desperate @foxypiss, or have you had your release? If so, where did you pee?

Brilliant sighting in the EXELOO. She must have been seriously desperate to do that rather than try the other toilet.

For the driver, I'm very surprised he didn't go into the pit lane toilets. That was an expensive pee for him, but as @JesseP has said, he is lucky it wasn't a jail sentence. UAE are definitely very strict on such things. I am wondering what would have happened if the race hadn't been stopped. Maybe he was planning on wetting himself in the car - which I believe is quite common in many types of endurance racing.

It was the London Marathon in 2005. Video here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W6I2-YP42rs She pulled over just next to the spectators barrier, dropped into a squat whilst pulling her shorts to the side, she took just a few seconds before she stood up and carried on. She was well ahead of the field and went on to win the race. The cameras were obviously filming her because she was race leader and it was live on the BBC at the time. When they saw her slowing down and pulling over, they thought something was wrong, so zoomed in on her. As I remember, the commentator didn't rea

I have done this for my wife. The first time I asked her not to wipe after she had been to the toilet. She thought it a bit of strange request, but she went with it. I licked her clean and whilst she still couldn't understand why I would want to do that, she quite enjoyed it. Other times since then I have licked her if we have been outside and she didn't have tissue. e.g. The first time I did that, she was bursting to pee and had to give in and pee outside. She was a bit miffed that she didn't have a tissue and said that her knickers were going to be damp now, so I said that I had a

I peed in the entrance area to some flats today. You could try that? It was somewhere that I've peed before and is an excellent location for a naughty pee as it has carpet, but it is open to the elements on one side, so the carpet is used to getting wet from windblown rain and wet shoes. I had a long coat on, so I took my dick out of my fly, still covered by my coat, then walked into the area. Stopped, checked nobody was around and released the hold allowing my pee to fall down just in front of me. It made a nice splattering sound as it hit the rough carpet (more like a commercia

That was an excellent way to find out that your ex was really into peeing outside and a great experience overall. I hope it led to some other fun times and I would certainly enjoy reading them if you wish to share.

Definitely. But you'll also need to try to arrange to either go out on the Toon (sorry town for none Geordies) with your son and keep your eyes open or go out after you have said bye to him. If you are going out with your son, I assume you wouldn't want to disclose the desire of seeing the girls peeing? Unless you think he might be interested, in which case a bit of father son bonding could be in order! If you need to be on your own, then maybe an overnight stay, but not staying with him would be a possibility? Of course you would also have to consider the situation with your good lady