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Why must this organ pee so predictably!?
Alfresco replied to Takashi96's topic in Men Peeing: Pictures, Videos & Stories
I've just posted an example of a less predictable peeing position for men in my "Alfresco Peeing" thread. I was sitting on a bench and peed onto the ground next to a path very discretely with only the very tip of my dick exposed. You can read about it and see pictures at the post linked below. Also plenty other posts in that thread of me peeing in different places and different styles if you haven't seen it before. -
I've posted several times in different parts of the forums about how men can pee discretely if they don't stand and face a wall or a tree where it is blindingly obvious what they are doing. Today I was out on my bike running an errand and I decided to take a few pics to show what I mean. I wasn't really ready for a pee, so the volume in the puddle at the end is pretty dismal, but that isn't the point of the post. I went for the "Sit on a bench and don't look suspicious" option. Along an open pathway, there was a bench just off to the side. I sat on it, sitting slightly forward an
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Naughty pee experience in the covid times
Alfresco replied to Malika's topic in Real Pee Encounters & Experiences
Very ingenious solution @Malika. Depending on the make up of the powder it might have ended up that the pee caused it to be stirred up and released into the air if it was a light powder like a filler or light plaster, so I would have been concerned that you may have ended up with a white powdered bottom - but obviously it must have been a heavier compound so it worked perfectly for your needs. The main thing is that you found a useful toilet, enjoyed the naughty release, didn't need to share the actual toilet and therefore avoided Covid risk and you were never found out. -
Nice outdoor pee and naughty if you were peeing on a random person's drive.
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Well this is something a bit different. Loving it so far and it promises to develop into an intriguing and enjoyable series. Thanks @1badboy
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That's great that you have a new and good sized area to pee at home. My garden isn't anywhere near as big as that (maybe 50 feet x 25 feet) but I pee in my garden regularly even though there is a risk of being seen by neighbours. Just this morning I stood on the grass whilst facing away from the house. Sometimes I sit on the steps and pee and just the other day it was raining hard and I just opened the back door and peed out onto the patio. So, in answer to your question - I would try and be as versatile as possible. Enjoy peeing in different parts of the garden and enjoy peeing i
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Nice to see that Mary-Ann has found a new side to her life and an enjoyable pleasure. Very well written and enjoyable story. Thanks @Knockonthedoor
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A hiking buddy from a while back
Alfresco replied to Carb0nBased's topic in Real Pee Encounters & Experiences
Great that she was relaxed enough to pee with you nearby and I think she must have been trying to get you to look or at least get a glance because otherwise, if she had seen a plant that she really wanted you to look at then she would have concentrated on the peeing and then told you about it when she was done. The very fact that she called your attention whilst she was peeing must have meant that she expected you to respond and look in her direction. After all, you had gone round a bend and she was effectively calling you back. Maybe she was disappointed that you even walked off round th- 1 reply
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pissy times with my pregnant friend
Alfresco replied to weequeen's topic in Real Pee Encounters & Experiences
That was a wonderful situation where you were able to help out a friend and she detected that you were used to peeing outside, so there was no point in denying it. The fact that you offered her a solution, the fact that you peed outside with her and that you admitted peeing outside when necessary means that she is at least aware that you are fine with outdoor peeing. It definitely sounds like she was cool with that attitude and now that she has done it, she might find that she pees outside a few more times (with or without you) before she gives birth. She didn't seem phased by it, although -
Why must this organ pee so predictably!?
Alfresco replied to Takashi96's topic in Men Peeing: Pictures, Videos & Stories
On the predictability of aiming, I find that the vast majority of times everything is predictable in aiming, BUT there are a few times when for some bizarre reason, my stream starts as two streams going off at different angles. In those cases, I presume that it is either due to a stray hair or maybe the flesh at the eye sticking slightly together. Whatever the reason, what happens in those circumstances is that I stand facing the intended target and aim as normal, then I start peeing and generate two streams; neither of which goes the direction which is expected. Now if this is outside, t -
Regardless of how absorbent the towel is, unless you provide multiple layers, some pee is going to go through before it spreads out and is absorbed. Therefore, I agree that plastic sheeting or puppy pads underneath is a good idea. I sometimes use a towel folded to be about six layers thick on my leatherette chair. It still goes through and I still have to wipe the chair, but it is fine because the chair is not absorbent. So, you either need to use towels on a non-absorbent surface, line the surface with plastic/pad or accept that whatever is underneath is going to get wet. If you drink
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What do y'all think about these F U.D. things for women?
Alfresco replied to Goldun Speidyr's topic in Pee Talk & Questions
I think they are a great idea for those that are embarrassed about squatting in public - particularly for hikers and other outdoor people who want to wear trousers and don't want to expose themselves by dropping their trousers and squatting. However, if I am totally honest then I'd prefer to see a woman just going naturally without the addition of a funnel. I love seeing girls squatting in public and I would absolutely adore to see a lady peeing standing without a funnel as we know is achievable. However, they have their place and I can totally understand why people would use them. If -
10 Days in Romania - Fun Suggestions?
Alfresco replied to jmatthews1995's topic in Pee Talk & Questions
Your boss sounds cool and you are lucky to get that extra time away. I don't know much about the attitude to public peeing in Romania, but it is Eastern European so it is probably more relaxed than Western Europe. You say you are going to a decent town so there should be some good chances of seeing peeing and opportunities for you to pee. If that were me then I'd be doing the following: 1. Peeing in the pool as you suggest. 2. Probably peeing a few naughty places in or around the hotel if there is a good chance of not getting caught - do they have a spa with hot tub? Maybe you coul -
Very nicely written and I loved the fact that both ladies needed to pee but wouldn't admit it to the other. I guess that is something that happens a lot in real life where everyone is hoping that someone else will call for a break but nobody does because they don't want to be the first to admit their need. The fact that Mary-Ann peed in the toilet before going in the shower rather than in the shower and even wiped before going in the shower where she would be washed anyway, together with having a shower BEFORE going to the gym implies that she is generally a very clean living individual
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Thanks @gldenwetgoose, Much appreciated. I'm afraid a fairly normal day at work for me today, but got a nice meal planned with Mrs A this evening.
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That was a fantastic series @Paulypeeps. You have a great way of writing and your characters seem so natural. I love the way that you developed the story line and the ending was spot on.
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I could have written this in any one of several threads, but it spans several topics so I thought I'd give it a thread of its own. Around a month ago, I was fortunate to have a Spa Day at a high end hotel with my wife. This entailed arriving around 9:30, having a massage at 10:00, then use of the spa facilities for the rest of the day with lunch included. The Spa was amazing with multiple pools, Jacuzzis, heat and cool rooms, sensory showers and so on. After signing in, we were shown to the capacious changing areas and told where to report for our massages. We both got changed i
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@Paulypeeps, I know what you mean about not wanting to post what is basically routine to you and I am the same in that I pee outside every day, pee in the sink every day and so on, so writing the same thing over and over would become boring and repetitive. However, you have a special place in our hearts because what you do with peeing wherever you are is not at all common amongst others in general and even on this forum. Yes there are people who pee in many of the same naughty places, but as a one off or special event whilst to you it is standard routine. So, I for one would certainly
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Outtake - failed attempt
Alfresco replied to Eliminature's topic in Real Pee Encounters & Experiences
OK, sorry that option is not available to you. I'm with you on keeping phones and technology until it dies. I have an iPhone, but I tend to keep them until the software is no longer supported before I upgrade. The last one I had, I purchased second hand and then ran it until it died. The one I've got now was new last year, but I'll keep it for years. -
Why must this organ pee so predictably!?
Alfresco replied to Takashi96's topic in Men Peeing: Pictures, Videos & Stories
Whilst the default pee for a male is to stand, aim and fire and it is the way that 99.999% or adult male outdoor peeing is done, it is by no means the exclusive way. I've posted many other options that I've done over the years. Some examples that males can try are: - Drop your trousers and squat like a lady would - you might not think it very manly and it might be a bit of an unexpected thing to do, but if you want to hide behind something or you want to reduce noise or you want to pee without thinking about where you are aiming, then it can be a fun option. - Sit in your car and -
Fantastic experience. Sounds like she may have done that because she didn't want to go and pee next to the person that was sleeping on the floor next to the toilet and that was an ingenious and convenient method, which also gave you a great experience. Did the person sleeping in the bathroom deliberately set up camp there or did they fall asleep drunk whilst in there? If the former, a great idea if they wanted to potentially witness others using the toilet! Did you find out what anyone else did about peeing whilst the toilet was "occupied"? I wonder if anyone peed on the toilet
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I have noted the same values of students starting college. A few years ago I happened to have the opportunity to be in a university town during freshers week for one evening and I enjoyed many sightings of girls who had been drinking in their accommodation and then caught the bus into town for a night out. After the bus ride they were needing to pee and rather than queue up to get in a bar, they just squatted openly in a park area. This was on a mid week night, but everyone was taking advantage of it being freshers week and not having to get up early for lectures, so even mid week there
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Well, it depends greatly on your bladder. Mine would definitely not hold a litre, but with you demonstrating 900ml, you are close enough that it is not beyond the realms of possibility. Anyway, your post was a few days ago, so how did you get on? I guess you have answered your own question by now.
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Outtake - failed attempt
Alfresco replied to Eliminature's topic in Real Pee Encounters & Experiences
Sounds like an excellent pee and a failure on the part of the photographer, but he has taken some good ones in the past so we'll have to let him off on that one. BTW, you say you regret deleting the pics. Have you checked to see if you have a deleted items folder? e.g. all iPhones by default don't actually delete photos but move them into deleted items and only permanently delete them after 30 days. That gives you time to realise your mistake and restore them if you want to do so. -
Last Night's Sighting in the City
Alfresco replied to gldenwetgoose's topic in Real Pee Encounters & Experiences
Fantastic @gldenwetgoose. Glad that you were in the right place at the right time and got a sighting where the girl not only announced her intention to attract your attention, but also didn’t make any effort to hide. If she was peeing exposed like that, I will bet there were plenty more peeing, but a bit more hidden. I bet you are glad you went for a walk now.