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Yes, I have also experienced my wife sitting on my knees on the toilet and relieving herself. Not often and usually in hotel rooms when we are away on our own. One time, she sat facing away from me, which allowed me to have my arms around her and fondling her gorgeous breasts. She started peeing and it ran down between my legs, warming the insides of them and falling into the toilet. I closed my legs together and it pooled between my legs and once the pool was full, it ran over the front, missing the toilet and falling to the floor. I was enjoying the moment and didn't move, but when we

The cinema we go to is like @Remi describes. Each row of seats is on its own stepped level of the floor and there is no carpet on the floor beneath the seats. After movies have finished there is always a huge mess of popcorn and other rubbish on the floors (I never have understood why humans have to make such a mess) and a cleaning team come in to clean up before the next movie starts. I assume they have no carpets because it makes it much easier to clear up. I am sure that there are often spilled drinks, so I guess a puddle of pee wouldn't be noticed that much - particularly if it were d

So looks like the pregnant lady got caught, but your friend avoided being caught but still managed to pee, but definitely at least two people peed there that day. @Sephora, did you manage to get any further information about how/where your friend peed? i.e. did she hide behind something and deliberately pee, or did she start wetting herself and have to quickly squat down, or some other scenario. It is a shame you decided to stay looking at curtains rather than accompanying her. Also, given that she volunteered the information to you, she might actually quite enjoy it. I can't stan

@WetKecks That was a superb story. Loved the setting and the details. Thanks.

They must think she takes a long time to get the popcorn out! A jacket or jumper laid over the legs works reasonably well. Some people might suss it, but at least it is discrete. Usually the light is pretty limited and as long as you are not sat right next to anyone then it is OK.

@Sephora that's hot! I bet you actually enjoyed having the opportunity afforded by the lights going out. Must try that sometimes. My wife has a wrap around skirt, which is great because I can put my hand between the layers and get full access to her most intimate place whilst nobody around can see anything. We have made use of that in the cinema more than once.

One night I was out in a city where there was a club opposite a church (well actually a cathedral). I caught about 4 girls peeing amongst the graves and another 4 girls who peed either against the cathedral wall or in one of the doorways round the back. I imagine it is a regularly used area, but I've only been there the once. If I get to be there at night again then I'll certainly be going for another look.

Very nice! If the video is too big, how about a few screen captures?

That is a very insightful account of several experiences and how you changed your approach as a result. I guess every woman is different and so the approach that works with one may not work with another. The problem is that you never know until you try and depending on the approach you could get a great response or a disaster. This tends to make us reserved and maybe not even willing to attempt to discuss our interests, which in turn can lead to missing out.

Sorry it didn't work out for you both. There was obviously a lot going on emotionally for "Lisa" and I guess if she is still with the "Old Man", that probably meant that when she was blocking your calls she may have been trying to stay loyal to him. She obviously felt hurt from you not following up on the call sooner. However, that is where us men can't ever get it right. If we follow up quickly and keep pursuing then we get told off for not getting the message and leave her alone, but if we don't follow up or don't call regularly then we apparently don't care. As I say, we can't win!

A great series @Sophie I'm looking forward to the party.

I sometimes put on my wife's knickers and wet myself whilst either sitting on the toilet or standing over a pile of washing. I also sometimes pee directly into the washing machine or onto piles of clothes waiting to go in the wash.

I peed on the beach about a month ago. I sat on the beach and spread my legs whilst facing the sea. I sprayed my pee out in front of me and it landed in the sand near my knees. My wife was sat next to me watching, but unfortunately didn't return the favour. I am sure loads of people pee on the beach - it is very easy to be discrete about it and some people don't even worry about being discrete.

Another couple of pics that go with the pissing where every they want theme. I like to see if I can get away with peeing in quite public places with people about, by peeing discretely. This tends to mean adopting positions that are not typical peeing positions for men. i.e. if a man stands facing a tree or a wall, there is a fair chance he is peeing and people will see that and make that assumption. However, if a man sits on a bench right next to a path and gets his dick out of the leg of his shorts and points it down between his legs whilst maybe having a bag or something over his knee

I had a pee on a carpet at the bottom of some stairs in a block of flats. See pics below. I was in need of a pee, although not that desperate. I was near the building, which I've used before for the same purpose, so I checked nobody was around, then went into the entrance area, sat on the bottom step of the stairs, pulled my dick out and let it empty my bladder contents onto the carpet. I know sitting on the stairs might seem like an unusual position, but it means that the pee has less distance to fall and therefore makes a lot less noise. Standing pees in these small concrete enclosed

New to me as well. Excellent story, thanks for posting it here.

And also, once the pubs etc close is exactly when you need a pee and can't find a toilet. Suits me OK, but it is not right that the police can penalise someone peeing outside when no toilets are available.

@owlman76, interesting viewpoint re the planners. However, the lack of toilets does seem to be pretty much across the UK (and elsewhere). More and more public toilets are either permanently closed or are closed in the evening. In our local area, several of the parks have public toilets provided by the local council. They say it is a money saving thing as the toilets get vandalised if left open all night (I'm not sure that there is much evidence of that locally) and so, they are all locked by about 5pm. In the summer, the parks are usually well used until much later than 5pm. I've nev

That was a hot experience. The only thing to enjoy about sitting in traffic for 5 hours! We used to have a secretary who was telling me that she had been stuck on the M3 for several hours. I said to her casually, that she must have been dying for the loo when she got home. She replied without concern "Oh no, we had been shopping and drunk several coffees, so we just went on the embankment". I asked if she was concerned about being seen and she said that she wasn't really bothered as other people were doing it and her friend and her took it in turns to hold a coat in front of each othe

That's the usual double standard like: If a woman sunbathes nude in her garden and a man looks out of his window next door and sees her, he is classed as a peeping Tom. However, if a man sunbathes nude in his garden and a woman looks out of her window next door and sees him, he risks being reported for exposing himself. If a woman goes into a male toilet (e.g. when queues are long), she gets full view of the men peeing at the urinals, then goes and hides herself completely in the cubicle and the men don't worry about it at all. If a man goes into a woman's toilet the woman complai

Sounds like you have more fun with your ex than most people have with their wife.

When I was about 18 or 19 and at University, I had a summer job working for what was then British Telecom. One day I went to a telephone exchange with an engineer and there was a pair of blue knickers on the concrete path that went behind the exchange. I commented as we passed them - they were very obvious, just on the floor, not tucked away or anything. He said "Yeah, we often get that. Drunk girls piss behind the exchange and get them wet or they have sex and abandon their knickers". That was the end of the conversation, but when I left later on my own, I discretely collected them

Well done to the lady concerned for sticking up for herself and bringing the situation to the fore. Shame the protest has been cancelled as it would have been quite something. It is good that so many people offered to support and that would have really brought some attention to the situation. A fairly simple solution presumably would be to have the pissoirs enclosed right down to the ground and have gratings into which the ladies could squat and pee. Not sure that many ladies would like using them, but it would be the same as peeing in the street but with a bit of privacy and no pud

@vpw - I would love to have that security guy's job.

I doubt if you'd need to replace the carpet after one pee - as long as it was fairly dilute and was allowed to dry reasonably quickly. You could enjoy the faint aroma for a while and you would remember the event every time you walked on the carpet.