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  1. I think that it sounds like the company are trying to send out the message that even though Cannabis has been legalised, they don't want their staff to be affected in their work. A lot of companies in the UK take a strict rule about consumption of alcohol either before or during working hours - if you get drunk one night and it still affects you the next day then they would take disciplinary action. I know at least one company that won't let you drink at lunch time - even one drink and you are not allowed to come back in the afternoon. Thankfully my company is more lenient that that and a
  2. No problem having the bottle to go looking for them. It is just finding the opportunity to be away from the family.
  3. I've only spotted a lifeguard peeing that once. It was a private health club pool as well, not a public pool. The lifeguard in question was about 24 years old and very shapely. Definite lucky sighting, but I'm sure there are many more lifeguards (male and female) that have their ways of relieving themselves when on duty. I've seen at least three cases of competitive swimmers peeing on poolside (I have reported them here somewhere) and I've also seen a lady pee in the locker area through her swimsuit and another girl who I'm convinced peed in the communal shower area.
  4. I once saw a lifeguard get off her chair, sit on the side of the pool, pee and return to her chair. She was quite hot and I guessed what she was up to. She sat on the poolside where the water lapped over the edge of the pool, so her bum was in very shallow (like 5mm deep) water and her legs were in the pool. I swam towards her and I could see that her swimsuit was wet way above the water line. She was there about 30 secs, then splashed water from the pool over her body and swimsuit so that she was all wet and disguised the wet patch of pee. Then she got up and went straight back to sitt
  5. Sounds like he has more faith in your bladder than you do and is making that presumption based on experience over the last 11 years. Being as it hasn't been a problem for several years, you probably don't need to worry too much. It is unlikely that you would get a sudden recurrence and I would personally think that you shouldn't be too concerned - certainly not worth getting stressed over it as that will make you feel bad about yourself and may make you suffer unnecessarily. If it does unfortunately happen, then it is no different than could happen to anybody. In that case, hopefully yo
  6. @Blackinksoul30 I'm glad you liked the story. There are so many different circumstances that could lead to a bed wetting that I didn't really know from which angle to approach it. Being on this board, it seemed natural that the guy would actually enjoy the peeing incident, but it could equally well have been written from the point of view of him not being into pee but just appreciating the girls predicament. It could have been people in a long term relationship or a one time fling, it could have been through drinking too much alcohol or through being ill, or from a medical condition. As
  7. Possibly the toilets are down the hall and they don't have sinks in their rooms, so they pee in bags in the night rather than venturing off down the corridor. Particularly likely if they sleep in the nude as they wouldn't want to have to get dressed to walk down the hall and obviously wouldn't want to go out naked. Of course it is less clear why, in that situation, they wouldn't just pee in some kind of solid container/bottle and then empty it in the morning. Personally at my university we had sinks in the room so even though the toilets were down the corridor, people (male and fema
  8. Friday night and Alice was partying in a club with her mates. Jim had been watching her as she gyrated in her short skirt, her brunette hair bouncing around as she moved and the movement of her ass and skirt giving the occasional flash of flesh hidden only in part by her black G-string. Alice left her group and went to the bar for another drink. Jim excused himself from his own group and headed to the bar, right next to Alice. He bought her drink and they started chatting. Soon they were on the dance floor together. By the end of the evening, Alice and Jim were dancing very closely,
  9. Thanks @gldenwetgoose It was a pretty good night, especially for midweek, but not my best. I have had over 50 sightings on three occasisions this year. I have written one of them up here: I have since had two more good nights in Brighton, but I haven't written them up yet. One of them I have made brief notes on my phone so I can write it up for you guys when I get the chance.
  10. Two outdoor pees today. One was driving on a 4 hour trip. Stopped for some food but didn’t use the toilet. A bit later I pulled into a lay-by. It was about 9pm so very dark and an unlit road. At one end of the lay-by there was a driveway to a farm. I peed against the wall there. Went out this evening and I had a pee on a stone staircase that goes from a high level road down to a low level road. Four girls walked past the top of the stairs so they got a good look. Yesterday I peed outside 4 times in the evening. I had driven two hours to Cambridge and when I got there I parke
  11. One pic of the puddle left by the two girls that I didn’t get to see in the underground car park. And the other of the puddle at the bus stop. I didn’t take any others as the ground was too wet from the rain so it was pointless
  12. Why not try asking them? And of course casually get round to what they do when they have had too much to drink and it needs to escape. And then of course, let us know.....
  13. I was in Cambridge last night and took advantage to have a wander round to see the “sights”. It was raining steadily, so not the best night but it was Halloween and quite a lot of people out. I had 10 genuine sightings and at least three that I knew peed but I didn’t see the act. First sighting was when a young lady and her man crossed the road from a nightclub queue and went down a path that leads to a car park. They. went all way down side of car park and round the corner. I followed at a distance and rounder the corner just in time to catch The tail end of her squatted down and was
  14. I once got caught out in London. I had been visiting a client for work and avoided using the toilet, instead deciding that I would find somewhere to pee outside - after all, there's always somewhere to pee in London. However, I didn't know that part of London very well, the roads were busy, there were no little alleys or parks, just wide open roads and big office frontages. I was getting more and more desperate to the point where I knew I had to find somewhere NOW! Still nothing was transpiring and then I felt the first spurt in my boxers. Then another and I knew that the rest was inev
  15. I experimented with What3Words a little while ago. It does look quite sensible, but seems to me that it is a solution to a problem that was already solved many years ago when the grid referencing system and latitude and longtitude was introduced. I guess that remembering 3 words is easier than remembering a string of numbers, but that latitude and longtitude already addresses very accurately.
  16. I play piano for my own entertainment and because my wife likes to listen. I wouldn't say I'm great, but I enjoy playing and I'm trying to keep developing my skills. The nearest I've got to a public performance is that a couple of times I've played a piano in the bar on a holiday or something, when there were a handful of people around.
  17. @owlman76 Sounds great. I bet you made sure to cut plenty of wood after that.
  18. I should really update this thread every day as I pee outside a lot. However, it would probably get boring, so I'll be a bit reserved. My most recent now was this morning. I woke up needing to pee and went out into the garden totally naked but took a towel with me. It was still dark and nobody was about. I stood on the grass and started peeing. First, I didn't hold my penis, so it arced out in front of me slightly, then I cupped my hand over it and pulled it back towards my balls, so I flooded my hand and I felt the warmth running over my balls and down my legs over my feet to the wa
  19. I do this as well. Unfortunately, most of my jackets are too short, but I do have one coat that works. So, when it is cold, I sometimes leave my fly undone with my penis hanging out. I might stop on the pavement, spread my legs a little and leave a small puddle, then move on and leave a bit more somewhere else. It means that I can pee in quite public locations because if I see anyone approaching, I can quickly cut the flow and walk away without having to adjust clothing etc. Even if I were to be caught, I couldn't be done for indecent exposure or anything because I'm not exposing anyth
  20. I've got a few ideas of where this could go next. I'll come up with something soon(ish).
  21. Thanks @gldenwetgoose Funnily enough, I was thinking the other day about some of my old stories and wondering whether to add installments to any of them and this was one that I am considering.
  22. Definitely not. I am not in the slightest bit gay, but I certainly wipe my backside and give it a good clean in the shower. I even enjoy being touched around the backside - but only by myself or a woman. I have absolutely no desire to touch another blokes arse or have them touch mine. So to me the definitition of being gay is that you are turned on by or enjoy sexual encounters with people of the same sex. Nothing to do with what you do to yourself.
  23. I am very mixed up. If I am actually measuring something - e.g. to make something then I use metres and mm. Yet I will still say that I'm 6 foot 2 inches tall and I don't know exactly what I am in metric without converting. I also estimate distances in feet - e.g. if someone was reversing a car up to something I'd say they had 3 feet to go. Larger distances are definitely miles, but that's because that's what is on all our road signs and the speedometer of the car has mph in larger digits. I can work with km, but tend to use miles. For weight it is definitely kg for me. For
  24. Sorry that you have lost touch with two good friends. I am afraid that it is a fact of life as people move about and get engrossed in their changing lives. I don't have many good friends - more just people I know and see in certain circumstances, but don't see them outside of that, so I also appreciate just being able to mix with people on Peefans who are like minded.
  25. I like a bit of photography, but haven't done anything significant for quite a while now. I quite like long exposure night time photography with light trails and such like.
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