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Ah, but the lazy option for Alex would be to pee standing up...... To stand to pee involves a small effort to unzip, extract penis, pee, return penis, and re-zip. To sit down, whilst it might seem the lazy option, would actually use more effort and energy. It would require further undressing, the movement to turn around and sit down, then you get a nice rest for 30 secs, then you have to use energy and leg muscles to stand up again, more clothing adjustment, turn around again to flush, turn around again to leave. But yes - it could be an excuse for a nice sit down and if wearing loos

I love it. Brilliant writing (as ever from you) and very different story line. Can't wait for more.

I always put the seat and the lid down. Then I can't get accused of leaving the seat up, but I also don't see why I should leave the toilet set in female mode when nobody leaves it in male mode for me. I always have to reset it before use, so why shouldn't everyone?!!

I would be guilty of that as well. But thankfully my wife doesn't mind me looking - in fact she often points out views that I would appreciate. Although, if I'm looking at a girl that she didn't point out, then she often lets me know that she saw me looking.... "Keep your eyes on the road" or "I know you are looking...." Perfect. I love that - a little temptress.

I think I get what you mean. I just was wondering what the average (but very lucky) member of the public was seeing as they walked behind you. I wouldn't be surprised if there was a queue behind you any time you went up any steps.

A lovely set of pictures. Thank you again @spywareonya. Together with the story and the video, you have put together an awesome set for us there. I'm glad you had lots of fun. Have you got a photo showing the length of your skirt in normal stance? You said in the story that even when you didn't have it deliberately lifted, it left not a lot to the imagination.

I was just thinking that I wasn't sure that a witch could be a nun...... but I could see why you might like it if the pics are anything to go by!

This story keeps on getting better. I can see them having a great time in Scotland.

I do whatever is more convenient. Yes I stand most of the time, but certainly at night or in the morning when not wearing any clothing that has to be pulled down, I will sit. In the dark it is a lot easier and I don't want to turn the light on. Also, when outside, sometimes If I'm wearing shorts and I'm sat on a bench or something - I'm not going to get up to pee - I'll just pull the leg of my shorts aside and pee right there. Having said that - I pee standing far more often than sitting.

If you make sure you are hydrated, your pee won't smell much, so you could more likely get away with that. Also, if you stay hydrated, you will need to pee more. Win - Win!!

Another one for me yesterday - stopped at a small car park - toilets were locked (I knew they would be as it was 7:30 in the evening). I went into the covered, recessed entrance of the ladies and peed on the floor. The entrance to the ladies toilet is more secluded than for the gents, and also the gents doesn't have a roof over the entrance, so I preferred the ladies entrance as the puddle wouldn't get washed away if it rained. Two days ago I peed in the station car park next to the car. Just opened the door, swung one leg out and peed a puddle onto the tarmac. It was right next to

I don't know what building this is as you say it is not an office - possibly a factory or warehouse or something? I gather that you have studied the CCTV screens to see what coverage the cameras give and whilst you may well have identified a secluded spot out of camera shot, it sounds like there may be cameras covering the approaches to that spot, so if someone were to find a wet patch and then bother to look at the footage, then they could possibly work out who had been there by looking at the approaches. However, in reality that is pretty unlikely because firstly it is a lot of effort to

I knew you wouldn't dissapoint us @spywareonya I just knew that you must have peed at parties. I love the idea of you peeing into the cushions on a sofa.

I have mentioned on these pages before that I enjoy peeing somewhere where I know that ladies can see me. Apart from peeing outside, I have had several cases of using "proper" facilities where ladies can see: - A theatre in the West End of London has two doors in line with each other. If they are both open then someone standing in the corridor opposite the door can see straight into the toilets and can see urinals down the right hand side wall and sinks down the left side. The first door was wedged open, so every time someone came into or out of the second door, the opportunity was t

Love the idea @lesley, - as you say, this is an extract of one possible path through the book - Like @spywareonya I would love to have the whole book and try out some of the other options. As for titles - I quite like the "50 golden shades".

Great that you can use the office as your pee playground, but are you not worried that you will get caught out at some time? I guess the size of the building and the number of people that use it give you the necessary anonymity but I would be a bit concerned about things like attendance logs or swipe card access records showing that you were always in the building when pee puddles are discovered or cameras picking up that you were in the area of the building or places that you are not expected to be. Still, I guess as an IT person you have the run of the building anyway - just be careful ab

@spywareonya - I'm sure you must have some accounts to add? Or do you not frequent such parties?

Sounds like a fun day - although I don't think I could last that long without having a drink.

I did something very similar in a storage facility. It was an old office building that had been converted to storage. I went in to collect some stuff from a room that my company rented. The next room along was not locked and was full of archive boxes. I went down the gap between two stacks of boxes, moved one stack, peed onto the carpet and then put the stack back to hide the puddle. Presumably the bottom of the box would soak up the pee as well as the carpet, so if anyone ever decided to pick up that box then I'm guessing that the bottom would fall out of it!

Incredible @spywareonya!!!! From start to finish - incredible throughout. I particularly loved the stopping at flats to nip in for a pee down their stairs, but the whole night was just one raucous evening with exhibitionism, sex, peeing all throughout. I like the discrete pee in the sandbox and you were somewhat risky peeing in the corner with Alex - Although you didn't categorically say, that corner was mentioned after you went in the garden, so I'm guessing it was a corner outside in the garden that you utilised. Do you ever pee inside the clubs? I'm guessing that you have proba

Only outside in the back garden. The bathroom had been declared for ladies only and still had a queue. The guys were all peeing outside into the flower beds or against the fence. A few of the braver/more desperate/more drunk girls also came outside and peed on the grass or the concrete by the back door.

That was a great short story. Well written and engaging. Intriquing though that she found it easier to pee in the shallow water near people rather than out in the depths, but I can get that it might be easier laid back rather than stood up.

Yeah, I know that now - it is acidic, but back then I never really thought about it.

I used to have a metal tin - like a big square biscuit tin that I kept under the stairs at my parents house and used to pee in because I liked the idea or peeing somewhere naughty and I didn't want to go upstairs to pee. I used to use it for a day or two and then empty it outside when nobody was looking. It was all fine, except that one day I found that the tin that should have been partly full was empty. It turned out that the pee had coroded the tin and my pee was now merrily soaking into the carpet!!

My latest outdoor pee was yesterday afternoon. I had picked something up which required the use of the roof rack and when I got home to unload it I needed to pee. I decided that rather than waste time going inside to pee, I would just pee by the car before unloading.