princepee

On 9/6/2024 at 5:41 PM, swekiss said:

100% stand. If the options are pee squatting or hold for perhaps 30 minutes more to then get to stand, I will wait. Squatting is the worst and I will avoid it at all cost.

Why?

Nearby, there is a lake with a separated nude area. I love going there, however didn't manage to do often so this year. But today I took the chance of the good weather and arrived there at around 10. The parking lot was quite empty, so I saw some good chances for the one or another naughty pee.

I searched for an area where the grass was not that wet anymore (it rained yesterday and during the night) and decided for an area where the grass was shorter. Immediately after undressing, I sat at the edge of my towel, dick in the grass and released a yellow (had coffee before) stream, creating a foamy puddle in the grass. Man, did I miss this feeling! 😅

I brought three liters of water with me and constantly drank from it. I went swimming and soon after I returned to my towel, felt my bladder again. I went to the area most far away from the lake where some bushes are and went behind those. I checked if people are lying around and decided that everyone is far away enough. I spread my legs and without even touching my dick, I peed a solid stream onto the path I was on, creating a nice foamy puddle of approx. half a meter in diameter. I left the scene as if nothing happened.

When I took my next swim, I decided to empty my bladder into the lake. I didn't realize how full it was, but I peed forcefully for at least 30 seconds. Before doing so, I had clamped my dick between my legs to feel more of the warm stream.

After returning to my towel, constantly sipping from the water, I decided it's time for another little walk. There was a guy lying to close to me to pee discretely into the grass again. Also, near the bushes, where I did my second piss, people where lying too close to not be seen. So I decided for "the path". "The path" leads to the lake and is surrounded by trees and bushes, however there is nothing to do there, no grass to lay down or similar. So I guess, "the path" is only there, because people are doing the same thing as I was planning to do. Sometimes, you also find used tissues there. At the beginning of COVID, when the toilets were locked and the lake was still too cold for swimming, but people started sunbathing, also a lot of women used "the path". I remember one situation, where a guy, who had just arrived, asked a woman "Are you leaving already?" And if it was the most normal thing in the world, she lifted her hand with a tissue and said "Yep, one last pee and I'll be gone." She entered "the path" and came out without the tissue a minute later. Most women took there used tissues to the bin a couple of meters next to "the path", but although everyone could see and hear what she is going to do, she decided to leave it in the bushes. I loved the whole situation! 😊

So, I entered "the path", crouched down and peed a solid, but not that forceful stream on the muddy ground. It formed a nice puddle again. I shook it off and left again. After nearly finishing the second 1.5l bottle, only options left for peeing discretely, were "the path" and the lake, since more and more people arrived. I decided for "the path" again. This time standing, pulling back my foreskin and forcefully shooting a jet onto the earth. Since I was standing on a small hill, my pee made a small river towards the lake. Lovely view.

After I finished the three liters of water, I decided for a last swim and there emptied my bladder again into the lake, before calling it a day and leaving.

How do you guys and girls handle your peeing in such locations? Does peeing in the grass, where others might accidentally lay in it later, make me a bad person? How do you decide where to go (in the water vs. on land)? There's one thing I do not like about peeing into the lake: Our pee is a fertilizer and with all the pee of thousands of people visiting the lake, the water quality can become poor. Algae are more likely to form and reduce the level of oxygen, killing the fish. A couple of years ago, we had a great summer and I was at the lake nearly everyday. Let's say at least 50 times. I always have a lot of water with me and also drink a couple of beers when going there by bike. That means, I peed at least three liters each visit into the lake and this sums up to 150 liters of urine from me alone. Thus, water quality is a good excuse for me to pee into the grass and on paths. 😇
I always pee into pools, hot tubs and oceans, but I try to avoid heavy pissing into small bodies of sweet water. However, I would always do so before using a toilet.

Tomorrow, I plan to be there even more early and take more water with me. 🙃

23 minutes ago, Viper2024 said:

Well if I am having an erection when I wake up, it really gets painful coz it's not possible to pee in this position. So I am basically sitting in the toilet waiting for it to come down before I can start the flow.

I am a lucky guy who is able to piss even with a boner. Since the blood puts some more pressure to the urethra, I can create enormous arcs when hard. 😅

I actually never had sex in a public pool, but in the sea. But when I was younger, I found a water jet in an indoor pool which perfectly massaged my dick. It took a while, but I managed to come into my swimming shorts. Later, when I wanted to clean it in the shower, I realised the cum already had vanished into the pool. Sorry, not sorry... 😇

1 hour ago, pee2poop said:

Never done it, sounds like a great idea, but being a woman I wouldn't be able to put penis in dug out hole and would have to hold myself  open over it to get the flow in and not make a huge mess. 

 

There are multiple ways for a woman to do so. 😉 

https://pisshamster.com/86175-pissing-in-the-sand-brazil-beach/

https://www.xpee.com/video/15672/peeing-while-trying-to-get-the-perfect-tan

I've done it hundreds of times in every possible way. Standing or crouching in the dunes, to get a bit of cover, sitting/lying on my towel, pissing just next to it, when the beach is empty... I only cover it with sand if many people are passing by and could see what I did there. 

I also tested digging a hole and lying above it with my penis inside when I was a teenager and wanted to discover my fetish in every possible way.

The beach is one of my all time favourite places to pee. And I make sure to have many litres of liquid with me to enjoy the feeling as often as possible. The only bigger turn on than relieving myself there is seeing a woman doing so.

So nice to see you here again!

Yes, nearly while every cold shower after sauna as well as in the locker room shower after gym and/or sauna.

First of all, I find it a massive turn on to find a spot, where one or several women left a mess. Although I don't like littering, I also appreciate finding dropped tissues from wiping, because it adds to the admirable 'I don't give a shit' attitude when it comes to peeing outdoors.

Considering my own behaviour, I also love to leave puddles in places, where others will most likely find them. E.g., when taking road trips, I always make sure to be very well hydrated to have several piss stops. I prefer laybys with no toilet facilities or quiet side roads and love to release a full bladder in nature. At night, I tend to do it on the tarmac next to my car. I will most likely clean my dick with a tissue to prevent the last drops from going into my underwear and leave it there for others to admire my work.

I attend nude beaches regularly - at the sea and lakes. It is a matter of how crowded the beach is. I prefer just sitting at the edge of my towel and slowly let go into the sand/grass. You can cover it with your legs to the sides and if you brought a bag with you, simply place it in front and pretend to search for something in it. Afterwards, you can cover it with sand with your feet when going back to your former position on the towel. I have done this hundreds of times and am pretty sure I have seen people of both sexes doing so.

If people are lying very close to me, I pretend to have a little walk and may find a suitable spot in the dunes or behind some bushes/rocks and do my business there. Often, the smell tells you, that you are not the first one who had the idea of emptying your bladder there.

The easiest, but for me also the most boring way, is to simply release it into the sea/lake. I only enjoy it when I am close to bursting and can feel the warmth around me when I release a full bladder into the water.

Nice story again! Thanks for sharing. Wasn't the whole floor covered with tissues at some point? 😁

22 hours ago, Pi__pong said:

I do this everytime I'm in a steam room. It's already wet in there 😂 and thanks to the steam it's relatively save.

I did it once in a normal sauna as well. But as Alfresco said, it smells a lot...

Nearly same for me. In the sauna, I take care that my pee ends on the floor, not on the wood.

Always into the sand/grass - no problem since I prefer nude beaches. If there are people around, then just hanging my dick to the side of my towel and let go. If the beach is empty, then just walk a few steps and pee where I like. Into the water only if there are too many people around. I did the same as a kid.

On 11.1.2021 at 6:55 PM, Malika said:

Well, I am not so proud of my illustrations.....  :-)))))

But since I try to explain in English some situations that are maybe not so clear, I try to help a bit with a simple drawing  😉

It's funny - I read the text on my phone and tried to imagine the scene and location. And when I scrolled down and saw the image, I had to smile, because it looked exactly how I imagined it to be (the stairs etc., not the details 😁).

Also love the "I don't give a f*** - I HAVE to piss NOW!"-attitude. You have a lucky man.

Great story, again!

I love to sit at the edge of my towel and just let my pee flow into the grass. Only when the beach is too crowded, I would fill up the lake instead of watering the grass.

https://www.erome.com/a/nWm5WQg9