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I mean, it’s not as incest-y as actually having sex with a relative, though it does point a bit in that direction. (There’s a movie called Spanking the Monkey, which isn’t about masturbation but is about incest when an (adult) boy ends up physically intimate with his mother after caring for her when she breaks a leg, and as I remember it one thing leads to another) Personally I don’t like even talking about anything remotely sex related with my close family, but clearly there’s variation on this

I’d expect some of the, er, pee-ers would not aim particularly for the pee-ees’ mouths, so there would be, in any case, piss everywhere, and for the pee-ees to relieve themselves on the floor would be a drop in the ocean. But, yeah, I’d be like @anonymous_gm - bashful about whether the human toilets were into it, let them taste it first before committing … 😊 (I have see a vid somewhere where a man is being pissed on by numerous women one after the other and looks very happy about the situation)

Bladder gradually filling. Suspect at this rate I’ll have to go pee before I get to the swimming pool this evening (if I do that). Might act on random suggestions, or not 🙃

Into a canal (@Maggie_555 would approve, not that I didn't enjoy it for its own sake)

The years of our lives we lose under bad influences. We never get them back, though we can make the best use of the time we have alive afterwards. O x

This line hits like a freight train 😭

Now next time I go pee in the shower I will think of you 😉

Eg suggest he pees on his internet router then he disappears

Trouser snakes on a train? (What would you have done if the toilets had all been out of service?)

Some people like watching it come out, others like seeing where it landed, some enjoy both! 🥰

I wondered at the end if the pool was going to get cum in it too 🍆 ps paging @Maggie_555

Preparing your pool for @Maggie_555’s visit 😉

Man, that sounds hard to organise

Not unless he trained as a chiropractor and moved to Italy. (My money is on bizarre coincidence, here, too, though I would freak the hell out in @Bacardi’s shoes)

Hot? Yes. Wise? Fair? Honest? Honourable? … uh… not so much. Excusable? Sometimes. It’s not the only way to let your partner down, maybe not even the worst, but it’s the one everyone talks and thinks about

Well, they might like it! It’s not likely, but it’s not impossible…

Unless I’m completely misremembering high school physics, you can get a very good measurement of speed by pissing in a particular angle then measuring how far it goes (before gravity pulls your stream to the ground)

So, peeing in every pool you swim in from now on? 😇

🎵and you said you had to get your laundry cleaned

A bunch of the YouTube finds I’ve put in that thread are people talking about their pee habits, idk if @litltimmy & @gldenwetgoose want those reposted here 🙈

I somehow feel like I started doing it about two years after everyone else was talking about it - prob a slightly late developer there. And, yeah, obviously, every other horny teenage guy has a harem on tap so never does it by hand /s

https://www.tiktok.com/@elizloz/video/7235032788104170795