gldenwetgoose

So - Pictures of Dicks / Cocks in all their glory, all shapes, sizes but NOT pissing now have their very own category in Sex & Porn at https://peefans.com/topic/24968-male-dick-cock-of-the-day/ And that leaves this thread for all the Pissing Fun.

And now the male dicks / cocks of all shapes and sizes are here, in the 'dry' Sex & Porn category - there's an offshoot thread (pun intended) in the Men Pissing area, for all those assorted pictures of, well you know, Men Pissing. So - non-pee dicks / cocks here. Pissing dicks / cocks at

Not a meme or funny clip as such... But a true story. This afternoon we (wife & I) went into our favourite Italian deli / cafe to pick up some treats and decided to have a coffee. So we were shown to a table, right next to where two mature ladies were sitting. One of them in particular was the sort that didn't know the volume of her own voice, it was near impossible to concentrate on our own quiet conversation whilst she droned on, and on, and on continually. We did learn during our coffee though that it's very surprising just how many ladies on the phone will suddenly a

I'm very reliably informed: Samantha Rice

Sorry - Just pipped your Celebration there.

A huge welcome to the site- and whilst your DMs may become wet - it's really not where this site is at. We're a forum, and when anyone posts in the public forum everyone gets to see and enjoy it, just like this welcome message. So - enjoy yourself browsing around, it's the quickest an most effective way to get to know who's who and who's active here. And shout up with any questions, we're here to help.

Wonderful account of what must have been a wonderful moment. I'll have to see if I can unwittingly contribute to creating more moments like that in the future. As always huge thanks for sharing - it's what makes the Peefans world go round.

Hi Tim and a huge welcome to the community. Great to have you on board. I'm sure it's just in the wording, but there's plenty to explore in this purely virtual online community here. And the best bit is because we're online only, you'll be interacting with people from all around the world.

Dear Wet Carpet, I'm really hoping some of your readers will be able to give me some advice. I've been seeing this really cute guy for a few months now and things are getting more serious. Now my problem is, he's asked me to go away for a few days with him in his camper at Easter. The plan is we're going to wild camp, just stopping wherever around the coast and into the mountains. Don't get me wrong I'm really excited and really looking forward to most of the trip. The thing I am petrified about though is the bathroom arrangements. His van doesn't have a toilet compartment

Totally hear you there @avatar and I'd be exactly the same I'm sure. For us, our particular interest is perfectly safe and natural but at the same time we know most of the world could easily be freaked out and jump to lots of incorrect conclusions as to how extreme and deranged we are. So any sharing about our particular interest would have to be in a conversation where other people have also declared similar 'levels' of kinks. And then perhaps I'd still be initially downplaying the true extent. Maybe confessing being turned on at seeing a picture of a girl pissing - as a starting poi

I'm going to rekindle this post if I may as a generic workplace and co-worker sighting thread, rather than create a new post... This one started a few weeks ago. Background is that I work (in the normal day job) for an industrial company on a large site, office based. The project I work on is an international collaboration, and my immediate colleagues are all Italian, who spend three year secondments with us all working together. Many are young professionals, and they seem to magnetise towards the few young ladies working in this male dominated engineering environment. So, with

The very best kind of friends... Far less of the sort of dramas - he went out with her, she's not talking to him and all that. Just sounds like you've got a great group of people to support, listen and be truly interested in each other. And of course there's an inherent trust in there, sounds like you all share quite personal information knowing nobody is going to be gossiping or sharing it outwards. Agree there's nothing to suggest a holding kink - just an example of when there was something more pressing going on, like watching the movie, than going to pee. Interesting quest

Maybe an underground car park... even if you don't drive but can walk in and then be hidden behind some of the cars?

Interesting the way the votes are going - and to be honest pretty much along the lines I was thinking, but I've answered to give more flexibility. This is only my opinion and I don't want to colour anyone else's judgement or choices. It's drawing on a particular fantasy of mine, and that doesn't mean it'll appeal to you @Shypee or be exciting for anyone else. I'd say definitely outside though. I've gone a bit wider than the one specific outdoor location, and I don't know what your weather is like in early spring. So it may be one to wait a few months for some sunshine. In you

I'm absolutely sure it could (and should). At the same time, did anyone else's mind go the same way as mine? "How's the meal everyone, is the roast beef to everyone's liking, how about the vegetables?" "It's lovely. But is there any chance of a bit more gravy please?" "Of course - just give me a second". <zzzzip>

For info, I've taken the chat related to the Dating Forum discussions out of this topic and merged it into:

You've nailed it there @oliver2 - absolutely true.

Thing is - I probably have other faults... I can't play the drums for one, and E would miss his daddy terribly. How about sticking with the devil you know, but having a virtual devil (or devils) here on Peefans. Best of both worlds?

I'm surprised you even need to ask. 😉

Real men clean up after themselves - if they make a mess in the first place. And real gentlemen even put the seat down. 😇

For info - Since the Male Dick / Cock Of The Day is pretty much non-peeing, it's been moved here into Sex & Porn. Peeing cock pictures can of course be posted in a relevant thread in the Men Pissing area. Thanks.

Maybe this should be in Funny Stuff... I'm really gutted we're not going to see the likes of this photo again: No more Marlboro livery since tobacco advertising was banned.

I don't think I or the other moderators, or anyone else can disagree. Writing elegantly and creatively is an artform which many recognise as important. But yes, there is the risk that having a machine do it for us means we no longer need to practise and develop skills in those areas. Children who can play games to their heart's content on their consoles no longer need to interact, use their imagination or learn to share their toys and play nicely together. The skilled woodworker or machinist may learn different skills of programming a computer controlled machine that can produce perfec

Just for a bit of fun, since this thread has been dormant for a while. What's the height of the table? From floor to tabletop? And in best school tradition, don't forget to show your working out...