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  1. Dear Wet Carpet. My name is Sarah and I am a 25 year old busty blue eyed blonde with long hair, though I am quite short, only just over five feet tall. I have been seeing this slightly older guy and last night for the first time I went back to his place after a few drinks down the pub, where we had a few more drinks. We ended up in his bedroom of course, naked and having sex which was great. After finishing we were laying naked together but I really couldnt ignore my growing need to pee for much longer. I pointed out that I didnt really want to have to get up but I had to choice
  2. Dear Wet Carpet. I had what you might call a rather unconventional upbringing. My mum was a heavy drinker and also a bisexual, into ladies as well as men. She would often come home late in the evening when I was a teenager, quite drunk, and with men or women in tow. I saw things I clearly shouldn't have because when my mum was drunk she didn't care and clearly got a buzz out of pissing. Like the time I saw her holding some guys dick as he pissed all over our kitchen floor. Or the time that she and several female friends from the pub were all laughing raucously as they pissed on the l
  3. Dear Wet Carpet. I am an 18 year old blue eyed blonde with a resentment of my dad and my stepmother because of the way my mum got dumped. My dad is well into his 40s and she is only 29 which just annoys me even more, him dumping mum for a younger model like that. I must concede she is a curvy brunette whom most guys would regard as sexy, but that just seems to make it worse. Well recently I have occasionally, not too often to avoid making it too obvious, been expressing my resentment in my own unique way, basically sneaking into their bedroom when they were not in there and peeing on
  4. Dear Wet Carpet. My name is Mike and I have been dating a lady in her early 40s called Linda, who works as a maths teacher in the local comprehensive. We were sharing a bottle of wine at my place when somehow she ended up telling me about her first boyfriend when she was young who liked to watch her pissing on his bedroom carpet. She said she enjoyed doing it. It was fun in a naughty kind of way to be doing it on someone's carpet while they watched. Well when she later said she had to pee and mumbled something about how it is always a pain having to go upstairs to the toilet, I
  5. The person above me likes to chase emus so he can laugh at them running.
  6. Probably some sort of secret peeing party in some mansion, where all the guests are into peeing everywhere and anywhere and all over everything. Where? Maybe Beverly Hills, perhaps with Angelina Jolie as one of the guests and participants.
  7. It has been so long time since I last read this and even longer since I wrote it. So I thought I would bump it for any newbies to read.
  8. I have recently been told by the male participant that he and a former girlfriend who is currently a work colleague of mine participated in an onlyfans video. I have not sought it out and in any case the material is supposedly very vanilla and non-fetish. Naturally I will not mention it to anyone in work including the female colleague herself. I do worry about her though because if someone in work should stumble across it and recognise her, unless she is lucky in who it is it could spread like wildfire around the workplace and I know she could never handle that. But I guess there is nothi
  9. The last film I watched was Star Trek VI, The Undiscovered Country. It was the last film featuring the original crew.
  10. The person above me was busted last week for running an illegal hamster farm. 5000 hamsters were rescued and are now sunning it in deluxe hamster cages in the Caribbean.
  11. As someone who used to be a mod and knows what it can entail sometimes, I would like to say a more general thank you to the mods for all they do here. And I would second what @gldenwetgoose has said above insofar as any content that causes anyone to feel uncomfortable is concerned. Erotica of any kind regarding minors is generally unacceptable though talking about your own or others formative experiences may be ok. The mods will I know apply common sense. This is a kink site where peeing and watersports are the primary interests, but other fetish interests will in most cases be acce
  12. As someone with a fascination for all things cosmological I guess I would go for Brian Cox.
  13. Have you ever farted in a full lift and pretended innocence?
  14. I generally don't use pseudonyms. But having been politically active in the past I do occasionally receive questionnaires in the post from political parties. Sometimes I receive them from other organisations. If they are not something I am involved with I will sometimes amuse myself by responding with deliberately silly answers, identifying myself as a pseudonym. Usually such names as Hugh Jarse. Hugh Janus, Betty Swottom, Wun Hung Lo, and such like. I once responded to an anonymous questionnaire asking how local politics could be improved. I responded as Hugh Janus married to Betty
  15. This is just a suggestion because I am no expert. But the natural position for females to adopt when pissing is a squat isnt it? So perhaps naturalise the experience pissing wise by squatting upon the edge of the bath or perhaps a table or other raised area with her laying in front of you and below you? If she is laying in the bath if the hotel room has one and you are squatting on the side of it peeing on her, clean up afterwards would be very easy. The bath need not have any water in it and she can be dry until you start pissing.. Failing that, if there is any kind of tiled or lino
  16. For personal reasons I am not going to discuss publicly just now I had to have a brain scan yesterday. Several hours beforehand they inject you with mildly radioactive iodine. The interesting thing is that there was a separate toilet specifically for patients like me to use. I was advised to avoid public toilets and avoid using other peoples toilets unless I had to in which case I had to be especially careful not to make any mess. I was advised to sit on the toilet to pee, which is not what we males normally do unless attending to other business at the same time. The reason for all this? Appar
  17. Thought I would bump this thread with a stunning waterfall....
  18. The person above me once spent a week somewhere in Africa sitting in a tree eating bananas because he wanted to be as one with the local chimpanzees.
  19. The person above me was last seen escaping on a bicycle, pedalling furiously whilst being chased through a field by a flock of geese.
  20. I too have had my struggles with depression and anxiety. My ups and downs affect how I react to things and is a major part of the reason I have taken much more of a backseat around here lately. But @ABBYPEEGODDESS, there are many good people on this forum who will be there for you if you need to talk to anyone. I know I don't know you very well mostly because I don't interact much here anymore, which is part of how I protect myself mental health wise. But I would always come through for anyone suffering an emotional or psychological crisis. You are welcome to message me if it would
  21. Last night after drinking 8 cans of lager - more than I have had in one go for a very long time - I guess I could have been best described by the Pink Floyd song, Comfortably Numb. When I woke this morning I felt like Iron Maiden was holding a concert in my head. Now I am feeling much more mellow and loving life, aware of the advance of years but not ready to shuffle off this mortal coil for a while yet. So Meatloaf's Heaven Can Wait suits me just about now.
  22. The person above me lives in a yurt in Outer Mongolia and breeds yaks for a living.
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