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  1. This is a fantasy shared with @HammerheadPilot. This fantasy contains golden showers, drinking pee, solo pee, and very heavy sexual content. Chapter 1 I was sound asleep having a nice dream. I sleep on my side and stomach with my leg propped up on a pillow. I felt your hand gently slide across my ass, then gently pressing on my hip, rolling me onto my back. I felt your tongue on my pussy. You started at the bottom licking your way up to my clit, dipping it in on your way up. You pushed my legs apart a little more so you could see my pussy better.
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  2. Today I treated myself with some solo pee play. Wearing some sexy white lingerie (including stockings and suspenders) under my dress, I waited until I was dying to go and then peed standing up without removing my panties. They and the tiled floor beneath soon were generously soaked. Trembling with excitement, I took off my panties and mopped the floor with them, and then put them in my mouth so I could taste my own liquid. The lovely taste had me seriously turned on, but I need more, so I took the panties out of my mouth, kneeled on the floor and licked up the remaining pee. I was so horny tha
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  3. Allo all its was a long time I did not come here because busy alot. Did you pee on items for fun or revenge story. Example: when I was younger, me with friend we work at place. They make matérielle for people that make clothe, curtain. It was warehouse/manifacture place. They had 4 personelle and boss was not nice. He never pay us and say he pay us. 3 week we never got money and before we quit. I pee in coffee maker in water réservoir 😅😅 my friend pee on carpet in cafétéria and then we leave place.
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  4. [This is a work of fiction based on a conversation about favourite sexy newscasters. Features female desperation, leaking and toilet peeing] “So that’s everything covered studio wise - floor, you’re happy - lights, happy, video - ok, sound?, green room - all good, post prod? Any problems anyone… No? Fab Right then - OB. That’s you Saz. Are you with us…?” Suddenly all eyes were on Sarah Riley and she jumped back from her daydreaming. She’d been thinking as she often did, how it had got to this. How fickle and self righteous this media business could be. One minut
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  5. Made it out to the new Lot Saturday night. Arrived at about 11:15pm. Once again parked in the parallel park spaces along the fence line where I am facing the street, about midway the length of the lot and can see if any ladies piss between the vehicles backed up to the wall on my left. A car pulls up with 3 ladies and 1 guy, the car backs into a space up against the wood privacy fence. The group gets out and walks to the front of the lot to pay the kiosk for parking. One girl comes back to the car and is standing on the driver side between the cars. It appeared she was doing a dance of p
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  6. I think that everyone has more or less of a pee fetish, pee is something natural and if you are turned on by a pussy/dick why would it make any difference if the pussy/dick was peeing?.
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  7. Hey I'm a 20 year old guy from the uk and love hearing stories and seeing people pee. If you fancy a chat then message me!
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  8. Apologies if I have posted this before, but Sigourney Weaver has popped into my fertile erotic imagination again. Love the pose with the hose!
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  9. As much as I’m into golden showers. I would be pretty damn mad if some random dude started peeing on me.
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  10. [ Part three - Continuing the story of news presenter Sarah Riley. This time deliberate desperation, wetting and pleasuring] Grinding Hog Day +2 Sarah woke with a start. Something didn’t feel right - like a bitter aftertaste left behind by her disturbed dreams. Memories of the wetting herself outside The Grinding Hog the previous night flooded back reminding he why she felt ill at ease. Strangely the actual wetting wasn’t the reason Sarah felt uneasy - actually that had been strangely pleasing. The thought of it being all over social media wasn’t so great though. Not
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  11. https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5dc624a3dccd0
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  12. https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5e4056ac5a24d
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  13. I had a dream a few nights ago about meeting a woman in the men’s toilets on the first day of a new job. So I decided to turn it into a short story... I wasn’t sure what to do, but my presence had probably already been noticed, so I said, “Sorry, I’ll wait outside.” “No need – unless you want to,” she said, in a cheerful tone. “It is your space, after all.” I really needed to go, so I moved down a couple, and began to pee in the urinal. By the time I had finished, she was standing next to the line of sinks. Curvy and quite cute, and smoothing her longish dress down, the way
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  14. Last part everyone! Sorry for possible grammar and/or spelling mistakes! Part 4: Sofie was speechless, Dana did have a point. "Wouldn't it be great for you, Sofie, to share this passion with your best friend." "Uuh ... I ... maybe. I don't know I wouldn't deny it." "We'll find out. Now go home before you get lost in the forest." Smiling Sofie said goodbye to the ghost and walked away into the night ... but that last story just gave Dana an Idea. CHAPTER 5: CHAOS Sofie was wet. All of her clothes from the waist down were soaked in urine. She was i
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  15. https://www.eroprofile.com/m/videos/view/pcum Hope you enjoy! 💧💧😋 Video gets a bit shaky. Another dispenser was open so I just had to let loose. I should have soaked both rolls. Hmm. Next time haha. Tried to go in the soap dispenser but it was sadly locked. Should I find some way to force it open? Let me know, kind pee vandals!
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  16. hey, this is technically my second post but thought i'd do one here too might also be my last for a really long time cuz i'm shy af generally but trying to be more honest/open w/ my interests etc etc my life's generally on fire most of the time so i don't usually have a lot of time/stability for relationships so i'm new to like, ~everything~ i've not really spent any of my life wondering why i have a pee fetish - more like wondering how, why, doesn't everyone else? idk it just seems normal like it makes sense right, for the same reason no one really introduces themselves as havin
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  17. Hi and welcome. We're a friendly bunch and I hope you have a great time here.
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  18. Italy is no far away, flights are frequent.
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  19. Definitely C. And then afterwards flee the country, change my name, and move to Bosnia and farm chickens for the rest of my days.
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  20. I have to say I agree with you on this. There is no God, there is no "vast eternal plan." Everything that happens is purely random chance. Life has, by chance, dealt you a really lousy hand. This is not your fault, you are not being "punished" for anything, there is no reason behind it. It's nothing more than the blind luck of the draw. The only option you have is to think of ways to play the cards you were dealt, in the best way you can. In the long run, nobody wins the game of life. Not even the richest corpse in the cemetery. We can only try to find some small but
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  21. O hell ya you could, you just may have to catch some return fire tho hahaha
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  22. I’m sure I could pee on your without permission 😂😂😂
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  23. I often see it happen in my standart to go club that when the ladies room is packed, which happens on special occasions/ events when the place is crowded the ladies just enter the mens room (as it would be too inconvenient to leave the club). So you have to sqeeze yourself in between the ladies to pee in a urinal while the girls are right behind you waiting for a cabin which are right next to the urinals. As for the peeing outside, i guess when they are walking home thats when probably some outdoor peeing occurs but i just don't know if there is one 'hotspot' because there are too many in
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  24. I wasn't desperate but I just didn't want to have a boring piss in the toilet. It's not much to look at really - it is a cold night and I do have what the comedian Peter Kay would call a bit of a 'veranda over the toy shop!' 😉😂🍆
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  25. I think I would have set right in my mess and rubbed my pussy in it
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  26. Whilst I wee outside multiple times a week, for the next experience I write down I wanted you to choose where I relieve myself. You can choose anywhere, even some riskier places where I might get caught so long as it's not totally ridiculous. Maybe even somewhere people know what I'm doing but can't see fully or are unable to do something, like on the road, cars driving by. Maybe naughtier than that example though as I've done that before! You decide and I'll pick the best one, do it, write about it and then share a photo of some sort and I'm thinking about recording the audio 😉
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  27. That was EXTREMELY hot! I loved every word of it and you painted a very nice image in my mind. Thank you for writing this! I will be reading it again tonight just before I get into bed 😉
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  28. The story will come soon, but here I am having a wee in a parking lot down a quiet road and the sound is on the link. 🙂 You can hear the car driving past where I was parked. I had my back to it and whilst the car door covered me from one side if they looked they'd have seen me squatted down and partly covered by some dying shrubs. Obviously its a woman having a piss when you see that! I forgot to take a photo of the puddle after a car came past, sorry 😞it's a very quiet road so I thought I'd be safe. Part of it flowed under my car but there was so much it trickled across the other side!
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  29. Welcome I’m sure you will found just what your looking for here a lot of choose from
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  30. So ladies, when you're having a wee anywhere that isn't a toilet, how do you squat? I'll always squat low down, but if I'm not too drunk to I'll go onto tiptoes and move my hips forward a bit, to direct my stream further from me. If I could fall over or have nothing to hold on to, I'll keep my feet flat and take the risk of pissing on to my feet. I'll also do this on slopes. Unfortunately the flat footed approach exposes my vagina so sometimes my hand would need to cover that. What do you do when you're mid wee? I look down and follow my stream, sometimes steering it with my hand just ab
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  31. Some of my favorite stories of yours are the times you've relieved yourself with a friend! Maybe get drunk and convince a friend to flood an alley with you?
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  32. It would be hot to see you piss against someone else’s car, like on the tires or against the door. It would also be hot to see you piss in a car.
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  33. I think I worked out why I squat lower than other ladies I've seen in videos and in person. I think I squat until my bum is touching my legs mostly to do with my stream. My stream flows out further forward than some, though not as much as 'power pissers' instead of just going straight down from my pussy onto the floor. About a week ago I went for a wee during the evening at a spot I've used before (I shared a photo in that story of my urinating vagina). Me and my friend had been for drinks and dinner before Christmas. Whilst we weren't drunk I was a bit tipsy, but my friends 6 year o
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  34. Oh wow oh wow oh wow.... Like someone else said - I really don’t know how you could build on that. Maybe sitting on the lap of someone very special and then them helping finish you off?
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  35. I would introduce the "Feminine Urination Freedom Act, 2019" This would allow any woman to pee in any public place whenever she chose to do so. Public places would also be defined to include anywhere open to the public, such as cinemas, shopping malls, supermarkets, furniture stores and so on. The law would also allow her to ask any nearby person for voluntary assistance, and declare any such assistance to be lawful. After all, she can't be expected to carry tissues every time, so we mustn't prosecute anyone if she wants a tongue wipe.
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  36. Generally I avoid discussing politics in public as I'm far too busy perving at copious amounts of piss porn, however in this instance I will make an exception. I concur with @glad1 re the environmental platform and here is my plan for making yellow the new green: everyone would be free to urinate wherever they wanted at any time, including on me 😜 This would have the (obviously totally scientifically proven) effect of causing so much joy to radiate out from within me that all of mankind's most longstanding problems would be instantly resolved. There would even be so many magic happy rays
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  37. Thanks, bpb, I like it too. I wish I looked that sweet and angelic in real life! But then, I don't act sweet and angelic 😉 Love, Heather xxxx
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  38. For me, ill usually lay my feet a little wider than my shoulders and lower down my butt. Depending on where I am or the terrain and whether I'm wearing clothes Ill go to different heights to try and not get pee on myself. Once I start peeing I watch my stream and try to adjust it if need be with my hands to prevent it from getting on anything. Even after I'm sure that everything's fine I still watch it because its kind of fun and also because while I'm not working something could happen down there and I could fail to notice it xD
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  39. I usually squat really low with my clothes around my knees, or mid thigh depending on privacy, resting my weight on my tiptoes. I keep my knees together and move my feet apart underneath me. Where I look while peeing depends on a few things. Right at the beginning I'll always make sure I'm not peeing on my clothes or feet and then where I look varies depending on the situation. If I don't feel too private I'll keep my head on a swivel, making sure I'm not about to be caught literally with my pants down. If I'm confident I won't be seen I usually watch my puddle trickling away from me an
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  40. Amazing account!!! It has been so long since I last had a piss friend… I usually end up fucking them ahahahahahah!!!
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  41. There was one time I took a high squat to pee against something. Maybe it's something I will do again to avoid splashing... If I choose to avoid it! I was at university and a female friend Katy wanted to pee, was very drunk as we were drinking at a friend's place and grabbed me as we were walking to town and said "come ooooonn it's time for a wee". I didn't hesitate as we'd both been drinking and could take a piss. And we crossed the road as everyone else carried on and at a junction saw a phone box covered in posters. I pointed us in there and Katy giggled saying "yeah that's quie
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  42. I normally make sure my legs are spread wide apart and I'll lean back so my wee sprays away from me and not on my feet / legs. If I'm mid-wee and I feel like someone is coming, I'll lean more forward so my vagina is not exposed or I'll re position my skirt so they can't see 🙂 Although whenever I'm going for a wee, I usually pick a spot where I'm hidden anyway
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  43. I have but I don't really. If things are going wrong I've done it a few times, like if I'm directly weeing up my leg or the splash from pissing on concrete is getting me too wet, l use my lips to move the stream to spray away from me. You don't need to touch the lips most of the time and your hands are dirty after that.
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  44. I am desperate for a pee, and it is ridiculous. No sooner had we got in the water than my boyfriend holds me close to him and whispers in my ear, “I have to pee”. We don’t really need to whisper, we don’t have lots of people around, but I lean to his ear and say softly, “You’re in the water, just do it baby. Just go here”. He surprises me by rummaging in his shorts to pull his cock out, and pisses under the water, right by my navel. I can feel the sudden warmth from his cloud of pee, then cold again as the sea takes it away. And I need to go. And I can’t. Not with him h
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  45. I don't mean to come off as an asshole, but in all honesty your post seems pretty misinformed. Even though I'm far from an expert myself, as far as I know urine is actually sterile until it reaches the urethra, where it comes into contact with bacteria. Drinking urine in small doses (Not drinking gallons of the stuff every day) shouldn't affect your health negatively, but claiming it has health benefits? There have been many persons throughout history that have believed that, but I checked your sources and they seemed pretty dubious and not very credible. Again, this isn't anything personal an
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  46. Thanks Crissy, thought you'd never ask, I'd love one (or 2,or 3 or ....) large & straight
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  47. Great work digging all of this up. But, I have to disagree with some of these facts. As a drinker myself, I've done some homework. Some of these are not nutrients. Creatinine is a waste product, not a nutrient. It is harmless though. Since it's present at a fairly constant level, it's tested for and used as an indicator of kidney function. Dopamine is a neurotransmitter. Since digestion inactivates it, ingestion has no effect. Urea is the major waste product that is excreted in urine. It results from the metabolism of protein. The number you give can't possibly be right. Maybe you meant
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  48. I've posted this elsewhere, but thought the audience here might enjoy it as well, if it hasn't been seen already. I made a few minor edits and changes from the original posting. (This was the first naughty peeing story I ever wrote, and there are things I'd do differently now, but what's done is done.) All feedback is welcome. If there's interest, I'll post the other three parts. Betty and Edward had mutual friends they were meeting at a bar downtown, and it seemed like a good idea to share a ride. But Betty was growing frustrated. Edward had circled the same few city blocks five times alr
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