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All, This past weekend I took my wife out to a nightclub after a late dinner. We were out about 6 hours before attempting to leave the establishment. My wife said "I can't hold my pee anymore. I need to find the bathroom". She had probably 4 beers and 3 glasses of water since we were out. I was amazed she could hold her piss this along but she hates public toilets. She usually waits till we get home to unleash her torrent of piss. While wearing a low cut short black slinky dress and 3 inch heels along with her barely "B" bra cup, wavy blonde hair and her 5.9 stature she rushed to the

This happened a few years ago, it was snowing that morning, but mom still sent me to school because public transport was working. During the morning, however, it had started snowing again, so when we returned home there were several centimeters of snow. However, the buses were still circulating because they had put chains on them. My best friend and i got on to go home, i didn't have much to worry about at the time, i had done pee it about an hour earlier, and the trip would only take 20 minutes. But on the mountain road it had snowed much more and, about halfway, the bus skidded on

One thing that has stood between me and an easier life is the fact that I really struggle to organize my head and express my thoughts properly. I generally don't have much to say and am a rather quiet person, but ocasionally the time comes where I get to share an opinion about a certain topic and all that comes out of my mouth sometimes is uncomprehensible gibberish or just a few sentences that only scratch the surface of what I am trying to say. It's frustrating and causes many misunderstandings sometimes. Do you have any tips on how to articulate yourself better when explaining or when

Kate stepped gingerly off the plane, feeling every one of the six pornstar martinis deep she had been from the airport. Despite the utter failure of the two-and-a-half hour flight to sober her up, she could still appreciate the summer heat that filled the air as she went down the steps, clinking cabin bag of duty free gin swinging onto her back. "WHOOO! WE'RE GOING TO I-BEE-THA!" Sara, her maid of honour, hollered behind her. She had tried to convince the bubbly blonde that an Ibiza hen party in June was a bit excessive, but a modest donation from the bank of Jack's mum and dad had been e

I love surveys! Tho my answers are usually pretty boring lol. 1)Where are you from (country, maybe what state)? America, Maryland 2)Whats your gender and age? Female, 29 3)What 5 words first come to your mind shen you think about peeing? Pee, carpet, squat, naughty, corner 4)What are all the places have you peed shich aren‘t the toilett? Sinks, floor (tile, wood, carpet), bath mats, drains in locker room, a little bit in a fitting room, carpet and wall of a hotel room, and a few times in my own undies and pants. I think that just about covers it. 5)

I mean - come on! How lovely is this? https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/uk-england-bristol-68617352

Hi, I'm a 20 year old Italian girl, due to a congenital bladder problem, i suffer from incontinence and am forced to go to the bathroom often, in the past I've had several accidents and sometimes to feel more comfortable i wear pullups. I've had several accidents due to this in the past and sometimes, so i wear pullups to be more comfortable. As a teenager this situation of mine wasn't easy and i had some humiliating episodes, but now i deal with it a little better and can laugh about it if it happens.

His dick is nice enough, but Oh! Those balls!

Oh god this is a HUGE fave of mine! I love either casual, careless bad aim, like a handsfree piss, or TRYING to aim but missing anyway, like when drunk or on a moving train. I should make a post requesting examples of bad aim, as distinct from clearly deliberate marking

Because how else can I get my practice in when no one else around me speaks Italian?? The best way to learn is through immersion, right Uomo D'Oca? (Gooseman 😁)

I don't pee that often in the house, so the occasional trickle on the carpet is no big deal and does not require cleanup - I just leave it to dry. The bed is a good place though - let your pee soak in to your unprotected mattress and as long as you let it dry thoroughly between wettings you will not need to cleanup - I have never ever cleaned a bed after peeing in it.

Where I choose to piss depends on the location of the gas station. If it's a gas station close to my house that I'm a regular at, I'll walk into the restroom and piss all over the floor. If it's a gas station that I'm stopping in at while driving somewhere, I'll either piss at the pump while filling up on gas or piss on the floor in an aisle while grabbing a couple energy drinks, or even piss at the counter while paying for my stuff.

Of course I'll do things that require extensive clean up from time to time, but sometimes I want to pee without worrying about cleaning it up; sometimes that can inhibit the pleasure for me. For example, I have one patch of carpet that I keep a towel on in the corner of my room (behind my bed), and I also have an old trashcan in my closet I'll use as a toilet from time to time and empty it later. What are your convenient spots around the home, or places / things you've done to make it very easy and relatively cleanup free to pee around the house?

This has just made my day. I love it! What a great project.

Does Emily Addison have the perfect slit?

I am more worried about kicking my blanket off of me in the middle of the night and one of my kids walks by and sees my massive ass staring back at them than I am of having to run out of a burning building naked 😬

Sometimes, you can meet your life partner, by a total accident. It happened to me in 2005, in a tiny little hotel in the UK, in a quaint little village on the border of Scotland and England. I was jet lagged, tired, still trying to come to grips with the sun in the southern sky, when I said something to the local gentry. They were laughing over some poor girl who had wet her jeans walking home, I just said she sounded like a fun girl, and got several blank looks and a stony silence so I left them to it. The same girl turned up at the fine establishment that night, and 'the good ole boys'

No ,,she was in my space , so I pointed my dick at her and pissed a hard arc ,I could care less what she thought , most likely an illegal , She only spoke Spanish . That why nothing was said . And I got a !ick out of pissing in front of a woman I never seen before

Dear Wet Carpet. My husband and I are in our 40s and have a kind of dominant submissive thing going involving pee. Basically whenever we are home alone and I need to pee, I have been getting him to fetch a glass and hold it for me while I piss in it. Whatever room I happen to be in, he gets the glass, and holds it between my legs for me to fill. Well the other week I was in the living room with my panties off and standing ready to hoist my skirt when he came in with a rather small glass saying that the dishes were not yet done and it was the only clean glass available. Why the cleanl

I ended up being sent away for work this week, so that meant a hotel and definitely taking advantage to piss around it. The sofa had a strong piss smell and a couple of marks on it, but I took the cushion off and it was one of those bed fold out ones so pissed into that and sprayed into the corner as well. https://www.erome.com/a/SznepvJJ

Does it turn you on to hold your pee and your man goes down on you? I do that to my wife. Sge will tell me sge has to pee bad, i pull her close strip her clothes off and go down and lick her to orgasim mmm

Excellent opportunism there @Alfresco - hope you get the chance for another alfresco pee in a while! And I hope Mrs A is OK.

I just did this twice today.i was at the mall and I had to go sooooo bad. They had just opened actually and everything was all clean. So of course I had to make it dirty. Went to the last stall pulled down my pants went right in front of the toilet on the floor. And than went on the seat than on the side. I stood up went 2 stalls down and peed in front of the toilet there and than went to the bigger stall and finished in the corner. I got what I needed and left the mall. Tonight I was coming home and had to go so I stopped at a gas station. It was a single bathroom, to my pleasure it was alre

Someone asked if I would post my experience of peeing in the cinema, so here it is. I originally posted this elsewhere (before this site existed) so some of you may have read it before. Peeing in the cinema ============== I always wet myself when I go to the cinema. The first time was a little while ago when I went to see Indiana Jones 4. I had not been to the cinema for a while before then. I had quite a lot to drink before I went out so I guessed that I probably would not last out until the film was finished before needing to pee. I took some sweets and some drink with me anyway. It w

About three years after my long term girlfriend had got married to a matelot, a female fitter from Chatham moved to Devonport, and after first working in the workshop had moved into the test shop were I worked. At first she was sniffed around by the young lads who also helped her to do her house up, ( but as she had told them she did not do sex before marriage, the lads dropped off) So after weekends she became teary, until about midweek, then after the next weekend st started again and so on.... I found out that she became lonely over the weekends and so I asked how about going out for walk

I have severe difficulty getting off without pee. Vanilla sexual activity without it I always end up losing interest in, and can't really perform at all much of the time without thinking about pee. When I watch porn it is almost exclusively pee porn and such that I view. Blowjobs, anal, vaginal, cunnilingus - on their own without any pee - bore me totally as a viewing spectacle. I have never had a very long term relationship because I lose interest in the sexual side of things, and have never had a partner interested in peeing. For any long term relationship to work for me, peeing would have