My 5 year old (who was supposed to be asleep) walked in on me peeing on my husband's penis in the shower. In utter panic, told him a jellyfish had come up the drain and stung him. He's now terrified a jellyfish will get him, and his teachers will def hear about what I was doing.

— Fesshole 🧻 (@fesshole) April 27, 2024