Sally Westbury 1,167 Posted February 2, 2015 Share Posted February 2, 2015 Hilarious...what do you think guys, can you really capture the smell of female...and bottle it! http://vulva-original.com/ Quote Link to post
F.W 5,650 Posted February 2, 2015 Share Posted February 2, 2015 Hmmmm,what a scam!Anyone buys this is a mug.How do you know what it is,or whos vulva is it based upon?If they were more specific,and said that for example,Pixie Lott has allowed us to biologically reproduce her vulval aroma,and we can mass produce it then id be knocking on their door.But not for me at the moment!Also,they go on about "international standards etc".I wonder WHAT kind of trading standards there are for fake fanny smells!Mind you,with the E.U i wouldnt be surprised! Quote Link to post
Sally Westbury 1,167 Posted February 4, 2015 Author Share Posted February 4, 2015 I'm reminded of the film 'Perfume The Story of a Murderer' directed by Tom Tykwer, (2006) and starring Ben Wishaw. Based on the novel by Patrick Suskind (which was given to me by a tutor at University). Look it up! Quote Link to post
Scot_Lover 1,777 Posted February 4, 2015 Share Posted February 4, 2015 Weird, doesn't anything from the body start to go off after a while? Try doing a wee in a full wetsuit, apart from the heat making you sweat, the pee smell is dreadful after a while. It's fun at the time, but you have to get the thing off eventually, makes your eyes water, lol. This would need preservatives or something. It's indicated on site, but would you? I just don't know. Quote Link to post
F.W 5,650 Posted February 4, 2015 Share Posted February 4, 2015 I think its nonsense,to attempt to try to bottle the scent of a woman,but in such amounts to make it financially sound.As i said,if i could somehow capture a bottle of Shakiras wee,for instance,as she was weeing(theres an image for you,mmmmm....),then somehow with my litre of Shakira wee,boil it down into a few bottles,and then have her agreement to market it,yes,i could make a tidy sum i dare say.But this stuff could be made from boiled down dogs piss,from the local dogs home,mixed with a bit of water or something.I wouldnt buy it anyway.This is one of those products where,if you want to smell a vulva,then,you must get a real woman....:thumbsup: Quote Link to post
Dickknicks 116 Posted March 5, 2015 Share Posted March 5, 2015 Anyone else enjoy that wonderful bit in Silence of the Lambs, where the sex maniac in the high security prison shouts out to Clarice Starling (played by the delectable Jodie Fisher) ' I can smell your c**t' Hannibal Lecter (Anthony Hopkins) calmly says to her 'I myself cannot' What a delightful, and erotic, piece of filming that is! 1 Quote Link to post
Sally Westbury 1,167 Posted March 5, 2015 Author Share Posted March 5, 2015 Whilst on the subject of film, 'Wish You Here' Directed by David Leland in 1987, has a scene where the promiscuous girl, played by Emily Lloyd is molested by the lecherous Frank, (Tom Bell) in a garden shed. After the incident she shouts to him...'well I hope you get stinky finger now...!' 1 Quote Link to post
Dickknicks 116 Posted March 5, 2015 Share Posted March 5, 2015 Yeh brilliant, I remember that film. Didn't she start chanting at him 'stinky finger', 'stinky finger' Emily Lloyd was rather appealing in that as the wayward girl going wrong. 1 Quote Link to post
Mr. SP 55 Posted April 19, 2015 Share Posted April 19, 2015 The scent of my wife's pussy is fantastic. I enjoy it when I go down on her Maybe pussy scent in a bottle would be a good seller Quote Link to post
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