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About a year ago,i bought one of those "Fleshlight" male masturbators.Its basically a big rubbery tube,inside a plastic case,for gripping while doing the do..The idea is that the thing is moulded from the pussy of various porn stars,mine was a Tera Patrick,very sexy lady.

But its only the outer part of the vulva that is cast,not her internal vagina.So you have a kind of formulaic rubber tube,with the front part looking like various stars vulvas.(Vulva-sexy word..)

I didnt get on with it at all.Guys,when youre horny,you need quick relief right?With this thing,you have to warm it up in warm water,that makes it clammy,then you must lube yourself,and the hole of it.Then after about 5 minutes pissing around,you get to put penis in it.Unfortunately,you will either have lost your mojo,or the thing will have gone cold,and its nasty.believe me,feels nothing like a real vagina.

I used it-ONCE,took me ages to cum,i was determined to get my moneys worth.(Then,you have to fuck about cleaning the damn thing..)

But dont buy one if you are thinking of it,rely on Rebecca Righthand,she will do the job easily,and cheaper.

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Think of this as a public service announcement.These things cost (in uk) about £60.You could get 30 mins with a real woman for that,AND you wouldnt have to warm her up,or clean her out either.

I fell for the appeal of being able to fuck Tera Patrick,others are available,but its like what it is.Fucking a rubber tube.

When they work out how to actually mould the complete internal vagina too,count me in.

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I have always wonder myself on whether or not that particular prduct was a good buy / not . Couldn't find much information nor any additional comments . That of recommendations for this type of product from other guys that have used it .

Your opinion was very important to read about this product this thread is about . Appreciate that feed back . Because it seems like the only thing good about it . Is that it has several shapes of well known porn stars that might look good at just looking at the thing using your own hand in getting yourself off & using your imagination at fantasizing about that particular porn star's pussy . You are now looking at :meh: :unsure:

Maybe its just me,it may work for other guys.I just found it a faff around.If you dont use the lube,you get a friction burn,but then its clammy.Also,i guess it has no resale value either,if you think about it,eewww..What you end up with is a £60 replica of a vulva.Word of the day-Vulva..

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Obviously the makers will market it as "just like the real Tera Patrick".Except its cold,clammy,needs cleaning out,doesnt pee,and doesnt talk dirty to you,or suck you to within an inch of cumming.For about £25 id say,hey,go for it,but for £60-nah..

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I DISAGREE. I have one and it feels like the real thing. Yes I agree that getting it all prepared can take a while warming it and the lube up, but worth it in the end (you can get it hotter than the real thing and it is just a lovely feeling when you put your cock inside it) . I have recently bought an attachment called a shower mount where a suction cup is attached and you can stick it to tiles allowing you stand up and then thrust into it, its the best thing I have done (see link below). The pleasure is immense when you stand up and insert your cock into it and feel the moistness like a real pussy. PLEASE try it with the attachment, it will change you opinion. Please try it or you will miss out on so much pleasure as I am now getting now I have the attachment.

1) warm up in HOT water with the lube for at least 5 minutes (get your cock hard while waiting)

2) put it in the holder, stick to the wall, add lube and push lube inside with fingers on left hand, keep right hand for getting cock hard

3) continue playing with your cock not only to keep it hard but to take it nearer to orgasm

4) lube cock with hot lube (leave lube in the hot water ) slide cock into the end and start thrusting, you will have an amazing orgasm.

It take a bit of practice but I promise it's well worth it. Here is the link for the attachment.

http://www.fleshlight-international.eu/shower-mount/

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As with most things what suits one person will not always suit another. I have one of these and have used it many times on my own or with someone using it on me. Like many sex toys they can be a lot of fun to share with a partner.

one of my favourite things to do is, stick my cock into it, close the pressure cap at the end and then pee into it. it feels amazing, the pee squirts back out of the pussy end and shoots down my thighs and runs down my legs. worth trying guys.

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I've used mine probably over 20 times which works out very cheap, and there are plenty more times I will be using it. It's wonderful and I would not be without it, you are missing out here guys, you will get used to it, give it time!

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Also.....no resale value either.Would YOU buy a 2nd hand male masturbator?:eek:

I know a guy who married one!:) lol, sorry FW, couldn't resist! Thanks for this thread though, I found it a fascinating insight into wanking :x3: and also funny at times.

Be assured guys, I am laughing with you not at you :thumbsup: Zoe xx

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[ATTACH=full]56762[/ATTACH] Well i dug out my "Tera Patrick" Fleshlight today,and tried it out,and i must say it was ok,i may have been using it wrong before.They are a bit fiddly to start,i found vaseline works better than the lube they give you with it.But the key is do warm it first... [ATTACH=full]56761[/ATTACH]I still maintain though,if you havent bought one,save the £60,go to an escort...

That's definitely Tera Patrick, I'd know that cunt anywhere :wink: FW, is that the 'before' or 'after' shot? Just wondering? Zoe xx

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That's definitely Tera Patrick, I'd know that cunt anywhere :wink: FW, is that the 'before' or 'after' shot? Just wondering? Zoe xx

Thats a before shot.(during and after shots are available)Glad you find it amusing,as that was the intention!

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just another thought if they made one that pissed on you as you fucked it would it be worth the upgrade price

Well,i did once fill it with warm water and pour it over myself...:shy:,not quite the same as a golden shower from the lovely Tera,but it was fun!

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What disappointed me most was that they are just an impression of the outer part of a vagina,i must confess i did look for a peehole,any internal detail etc,but no,its just the labia.I think when doing the casting,the model,in my case Tera Patrick,inserts a plug or something into herself,to give a vaginal entrance,but the "hole" for your penis,is just a generic "hole"..I recently dug it out,lubed it etc,but still didnt really do it for me.I pulled out and finished by hand.NOW i have to wash it,clean it etc...However,i did find just fingering it actually quite arousing..

For sale,used only 5 or 6 times Fleshlight.May need a bit of additional cleaning.£20.Anyone?:15_yum:

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