DXR

My advice: Instead of taking drugs (unless you need them) or risk being dehydrated, just drink a lot of water and take some vitamin B. It will make your pee very yellow without risking your health.

Actually, some guys do find that very sexy. I know, because I'm one of them. Just sayin'

Always read the fine print.

I know this feeling.

Apparently this stuff is real, for use in repelling wild pests, but I just find it weird. https://www.predatorpeestore.com/index.html

From the Trick Art Museum in Korea (https://www.flickr.com/photos/justinpatricknet/albums/72157626819153361)

I get more than just a bump from pictures of puddyls.

I would tell my past self about the thrill of naughty peeing and to take advantage of the opportunities that I now realize that I overlooked when I had a chance. Opportunities that didn't occur to me at the time, but that I could have taken advantage of if I'd thought of them. Plus some I could have created if I had thought to do so. I hate remembering missed opportunities to do things, especially when my current circumstances prevent me from doing those things now.

That would be great. I love this stuff. Please keep going with the story. The more, the better.