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Holy shit. So today...I'm sitting in my office as usual, and hear in the distance getting closer, that flapping sound of open toe, high heel shoes against the heels of a womans feet. You know, when the heel of the shoe unsticks from her foot and slaps it with each step...it was distinct enough that I knew it was a woman that I'm not used to seeing and had to be from a different department. Maybe 10 seconds later, I see walk past my office, a tall, early to mid 40's blonde bombshell, built like a damn brick shithouse. Big, busty, solid and curvy structure. She had on a thin fabric, blue flower pattern dress, mid thigh length. Not see through but thin enough that the material clung to her body such that her shapes could be seen. The awesome sight of this woman made me stop typing instantly. She was only in view for maybe one second as she passed my doorway but it was enough for a clean visual. The legs on her...fuck. Shiny smooth skin. The muscles in her calves were thick and I could see them contracting as she walked by. Her posture was stern and strong, a confident lady for sure. She ended up going into my coworkers office just past mine and I heard them conversing about funding for something or other. A few minutes later she came walking back the opposite direction on her way out and I got a better glimpse of her front. Good facial structure, some wrinkles from starting to age but still a pretty face. Her tits were bouncing up and down under her dress slightly as she had a brisk walking pace. D cup, easy. 

Took a few minutes before I could stand up without showing a situation in my pants. Hours later toward the end of the day, I'm heading to the restroom, round the corner of my department into the hall and I saw her again in the copier room a few doors down. She came out and headed to the women's room as I was walking into the men's. Now...the walls separating the restrooms are thin, as most of the walls in the building. You can easily hear the women's stall doors and tp dispensers, flushes and sinks running from the men's room. Can't hear any actual peeing though, unfortunately. I'm standing at the urinal and I heard a stall door close as she went in. When I finished, I washed my hands and then heard the flush of her toilet. I did not hear the tp dispenser rattling as I usually can, just a flush. At that point, she would've been heading to the sink to wash her hands as well while I was drying mine with paper towels but as I left, out she came at the same time. She absolutely did not use the sink and there is no sanitizer in our restrooms. We crossed paths in the hall, inches from each other. I turned my head slightly to get a good look at her ass while she was still close and I could see clearly the shape of her thong waist band outline under the thin dress. The whale tail shape. Again, the dress wasn't thin enough to actually see through the fabric but it clung to her body tight enough to know that she certainly had on a thong. You could see her cheeks shaking and everything. And seeing those healthy, sexy fucking legs up close. It almost hurt it was so hot, especially after hearing her bathroom habits. The rest of the day, I was imagining her big ass spreading over the toilet as she took a big piss and didn't wipe her wet pussy after. I bet heavily she lets it rip hard and loud with a power stream. There's no way a woman built like her takes little soft trickle pees. What the sex must be like for the guy that has her. I wonder if she went home and had a good sweaty and proper fuck after work.

Hopefully I see more of her from now on. If anything else noteworthy happens regarding her, I'll update here for convenience instead of staring a new thread.

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That is an interesting story Brutus. Do you know or anyone else knows if the womans build and size might effect the way the pee? Personally, i can't tinkle even after trying.

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5 hours ago, Sephora said:

That is an interesting story Brutus. Do you know or anyone else knows if the womans build and size might effect the way the pee? Personally, i can't tinkle even after trying.

Yes it does. I have watched an embarrassing amount of pee porn over the past 15 or so years and I've learned a lot about women's pee characteristics. Tall slim women usually pee the hardest and longest, like horses, as is the case with you. Obese women usually have weak tinkles, very boring. Older women more often have messy streams, I assume from the shape changes to their anatomy from aging and having long ago given birth. I've seen plenty of old women, lets say past 50, with streams that just spray every damn where. Pregnant women is hit or miss. Some pee weak, others release power floods. Also petite women can also pee really hard, if they are slim. 

Russian and Scandinavian women for example seem to have the most powerful pissing, as they are usually tall and thin. That covers less than half of what I know! Much of this has been confirmed with real life listening as well. I'm the pee whisperer, damn that should've been my username...

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13 minutes ago, Brutus said:

Also petite women can also pee really hard, if they are slim. 

hahahahaha thank you

and by the way, the story is Amazing!

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5 hours ago, Brutus said:

Yes it does. I have watched an embarrassing amount of pee porn over the past 15 or so years and I've learned a lot about women's pee characteristics. Tall slim women usually pee the hardest and longest, like horses, as is the case with you. Obese women usually have weak tinkles, very boring. Older women more often have messy streams, I assume from the shape changes to their anatomy from aging and having long ago given birth. I've seen plenty of old women, lets say past 50, with streams that just spray every damn where. Pregnant women is hit or miss. Some pee weak, others release power floods. Also petite women can also pee really hard, if they are slim. 

Russian and Scandinavian women for example seem to have the most powerful pissing, as they are usually tall and thin. That covers less than half of what I know! Much of this has been confirmed with real life listening as well. I'm the pee whisperer, damn that should've been my username...

Hahahahah omg, wow, talk about research. I am 5 foot 9 inches, more toned and it can be somewhat loud, squatting or sitting.

Now your saying that pregnant women its hit or miss.  great!! 

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1 minute ago, Sephora said:

5 foot 9 inches

wow,you're tall

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2 minutes ago, spywareonya said:

wow,you're tall

Yes, more than average, my sister is 5' 10 almost 11 inches

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Just now, Sephora said:

Yes, more than average, my sister is 5' 10 almost 11 inches

all tall ahahahaha

I'm much, much shorter ihihihihih

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Okay this story just got even hotter. So I actually got to hear this woman peeing today. She was in my department again but I didn't know at first because she was in another coworkers office that didn't require her to walk past mine. Then I hear another coworker randomly ask "Nicole, you ready to go over this now?" and she responded "Hold on just let me run to the restroom." I knew her voice from yesterday and immediately I got excited because I knew that I could camp outside the women's room and fill my water bottle really slow, which was perfect timing because it was empty anyway. As soon as I heard her say that, I stood up faster than I have in a long time, grabbed my bottle and walked quickly to catch up to her toward the hallway. I saw her turn the corner and walk in the women's. Today she had on tight grey slacks, form fitting white sleeveless shirt tucked in, and high heels. Sexy as fuck! It was funny because I saw the IT guy coming down the hall the opposite direction and his eyes were laser focused on her ass as she went in. Dude was trying to be subtle but as a guy, I knew what he was looking at lol. So then I stood by the fountain just a few feet outside and between both restrooms and totally crept on her in secret. Almost as soon as the stall door closed, I heard the loudest strongest fucking hiss of a woman's pee of my life, I shit you not. It was just screaming through the restroom entrance door into the hall. It wasn't hitting water but the porcelain. I couldn't fucking believe what I was hearing. I've never been into the hissing sound all that much. I always liked it a bit but never like I do now. She was pissing nonstop for about ten seconds at first and then her stream was rushing out in loud explosive like squirts, stop and start fashion. Each squirt had a louder hiss than the previous. She was killing that damn toilet, just fucking killing it. So dominant and unapologetic. My heart was racing and I felt a very deep arousal that I honestly believe is a first for me. It was like a full body wave of excitement she made me feel. I was right about her ability to power piss but I never expected her to be capable of that kind of power. It was down right fucking astounding. I don't understand how she can piss that hard, I really don't. It was just beautiful to hear her producing that much pressure. I can only imagine the sound it would have made if she had been hitting the water full on. 

I was standing frozen. When she finished, I heard the tp dispenser this time and then SHE JUST WALKED OUT, NO FLUSH!!. No damn flush!! OMG. The door opened and she came out still securing her belt in the 2nd loop on her pants. She didn't even care to at least finish doing that before coming out. She smiled at me, said hi with an energetic voice and walked back around the corner to our department, giving me another perfect view of that big round ass. So then I followed her all the way back to until she turned to head back to my coworker. For a good ten seconds I was just watching her ass shake in her pants. 

I know this may seem made up but it is not! I can't believe what happened myself. I didn't even care how weird I may have looked standing there. It was worth it. I've listened in on women peeing in public many times before and this is the best I've ever heard, hands down. This Nicole is really something.

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10 hours ago, Brutus said:

Okay this story just got even hotter. So I actually got to hear this woman peeing today. She was in my department again but I didn't know at first because she was in another coworkers office that didn't require her to walk past mine. Then I hear another coworker randomly ask "Nicole, you ready to go over this now?" and she responded "Hold on just let me run to the restroom." I knew her voice from yesterday and immediately I got excited because I knew that I could camp outside the women's room and fill my water bottle really slow, which was perfect timing because it was empty anyway. As soon as I heard her say that, I stood up faster than I have in a long time, grabbed my bottle and walked quickly to catch up to her toward the hallway. I saw her turn the corner and walk in the women's. Today she had on tight grey slacks, form fitting white sleeveless shirt tucked in, and high heels. Sexy as fuck! It was funny because I saw the IT guy coming down the hall the opposite direction and his eyes were laser focused on her ass as she went in. Dude was trying to be subtle but as a guy, I knew what he was looking at lol. So then I stood by the fountain just a few feet outside and between both restrooms and totally crept on her in secret. Almost as soon as the stall door closed, I heard the loudest strongest fucking hiss of a woman's pee of my life, I shit you not. It was just screaming through the restroom entrance door into the hall. It wasn't hitting water but the porcelain. I couldn't fucking believe what I was hearing. I've never been into the hissing sound all that much. I always liked it a bit but never like I do now. She was pissing nonstop for about ten seconds at first and then her stream was rushing out in loud explosive like squirts, stop and start fashion. Each squirt had a louder hiss than the previous. She was killing that damn toilet, just fucking killing it. So dominant and unapologetic. My heart was racing and I felt a very deep arousal that I honestly believe is a first for me. It was like a full body wave of excitement she made me feel. I was right about her ability to power piss but I never expected her to be capable of that kind of power. It was down right fucking astounding. I don't understand how she can piss that hard, I really don't. It was just beautiful to hear her producing that much pressure. I can only imagine the sound it would have made if she had been hitting the water full on. 

I was standing frozen. When she finished, I heard the tp dispenser this time and then SHE JUST WALKED OUT, NO FLUSH!!. No damn flush!! OMG. The door opened and she came out still securing her belt in the 2nd loop on her pants. She didn't even care to at least finish doing that before coming out. She smiled at me, said hi with an energetic voice and walked back around the corner to our department, giving me another perfect view of that big round ass. So then I followed her all the way back to until she turned to head back to my coworker. For a good ten seconds I was just watching her ass shake in her pants. 

I know this may seem made up but it is not! I can't believe what happened myself. I didn't even care how weird I may have looked standing there. It was worth it. I've listened in on women peeing in public many times before and this is the best I've ever heard, hands down. This Nicole is really something.

ok, first of all, the story was a 3-D experience because it was like being in your head experiencing the same sensations and emotions, you described it perfectly

second, she IS hot, I would really, really fuck such a woman ihihihihih

third, does she have a boyfriend? Because women can be subtle when they act, even hiding in full view, and I feel I perceived "something" in the scene you described... let me know, and I'll let you know

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10 hours ago, Brutus said:

Okay this story just got even hotter. So I actually got to hear this woman peeing today. She was in my department again but I didn't know at first because she was in another coworkers office that didn't require her to walk past mine. Then I hear another coworker randomly ask "Nicole, you ready to go over this now?" and she responded "Hold on just let me run to the restroom." I knew her voice from yesterday and immediately I got excited because I knew that I could camp outside the women's room and fill my water bottle really slow, which was perfect timing because it was empty anyway. As soon as I heard her say that, I stood up faster than I have in a long time, grabbed my bottle and walked quickly to catch up to her toward the hallway. I saw her turn the corner and walk in the women's. Today she had on tight grey slacks, form fitting white sleeveless shirt tucked in, and high heels. Sexy as fuck! It was funny because I saw the IT guy coming down the hall the opposite direction and his eyes were laser focused on her ass as she went in. Dude was trying to be subtle but as a guy, I knew what he was looking at lol. So then I stood by the fountain just a few feet outside and between both restrooms and totally crept on her in secret. Almost as soon as the stall door closed, I heard the loudest strongest fucking hiss of a woman's pee of my life, I shit you not. It was just screaming through the restroom entrance door into the hall. It wasn't hitting water but the porcelain. I couldn't fucking believe what I was hearing. I've never been into the hissing sound all that much. I always liked it a bit but never like I do now. She was pissing nonstop for about ten seconds at first and then her stream was rushing out in loud explosive like squirts, stop and start fashion. Each squirt had a louder hiss than the previous. She was killing that damn toilet, just fucking killing it. So dominant and unapologetic. My heart was racing and I felt a very deep arousal that I honestly believe is a first for me. It was like a full body wave of excitement she made me feel. I was right about her ability to power piss but I never expected her to be capable of that kind of power. It was down right fucking astounding. I don't understand how she can piss that hard, I really don't. It was just beautiful to hear her producing that much pressure. I can only imagine the sound it would have made if she had been hitting the water full on. 

I was standing frozen. When she finished, I heard the tp dispenser this time and then SHE JUST WALKED OUT, NO FLUSH!!. No damn flush!! OMG. The door opened and she came out still securing her belt in the 2nd loop on her pants. She didn't even care to at least finish doing that before coming out. She smiled at me, said hi with an energetic voice and walked back around the corner to our department, giving me another perfect view of that big round ass. So then I followed her all the way back to until she turned to head back to my coworker. For a good ten seconds I was just watching her ass shake in her pants. 

I know this may seem made up but it is not! I can't believe what happened myself. I didn't even care how weird I may have looked standing there. It was worth it. I've listened in on women peeing in public many times before and this is the best I've ever heard, hands down. This Nicole is really something.

Nice story Brutus and no its not hard to believe as i can relay to this. If we need to go badly, there is pressure against the bladder, even more when squatting, i can confirm that. And once it starts, the relief feels good.

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2 hours ago, Sephora said:

Nice story Brutus and no its not hard to believe as i can relay to this. If we need to go badly, there is pressure against the bladder, even more when squatting, i can confirm that. And once it starts, the relief feels good.

I have studied a lot about the male anatomy but I sincerely cannot say I know first hand what does it mean to have a male urethra ahahaha

we girl pee as force of pressure, I've read that for men is more a matter of muscular willingness, in fact male wets only out of incontinence, while we girl, when the bladder is exceedingly full, wet ourselves there and then!!!

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Sorry to go off topic, if men have a full bladder and sneeze, do you ever wet yourself?

To me, it's the most annoying thing 

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6 hours ago, spywareonya said:

ok, first of all, the story was a 3-D experience because it was like being in your head experiencing the same sensations and emotions, you described it perfectly

second, she IS hot, I would really, really fuck such a woman ihihihihih

third, does she have a boyfriend? Because women can be subtle when they act, even hiding in full view, and I feel I perceived "something" in the scene you described... let me know, and I'll let you know

She is so sexy its not fair. In fact I'll draw up a sketch of her and post here within a few days to give a visual of what a specimen she is. As far as boyfriend status, she is married. I heard her mention that her and husband did such and such on some vacation last year and how they're going again this summer. 

As for mens bladders, we dont usually have incontinence like women. Even with a bursting bladder, we can hold it. Maybe prostate related. Could also be that our higher muscular strength from testosterone just gives us more control of those muscles. I've read that women who do kegals have complete control of their pee and dont leak on themselves, as well as being able to pee harder.

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1 hour ago, Sephora said:

Sorry to go off topic, if men have a full bladder and sneeze, do you ever wet yourself?

To me, it's the most annoying thing 

No, doesnt happen. Probably an issue for women because of the extra baby factory parts in your gut. Diaphragm pushing against the uterus during a sneeze and putting extra pressure on the pee bag, I would guess.

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51 minutes ago, Brutus said:

She is so sexy its not fair. In fact I'll draw up a sketch of her and post here within a few days to give a visual of what a specimen she is. As far as boyfriend status, she is married. I heard her mention that her and husband did such and such on some vacation last year and how they're going again this summer. 

then she simply is playful and teasing ahahaha

52 minutes ago, Brutus said:

As for mens bladders, we dont usually have incontinence like women. Even with a bursting bladder, we can hold it. Maybe prostate related. Could also be that our higher muscular strength from testosterone just gives us more control of those muscles. I've read that women who do kegals have complete control of their pee and dont leak on themselves, as well as being able to pee harder.

it depends on the SHAPE of muscles

male ones also got tendrils that encircle and enwrap urethra

women simply do not have these added muscles AT ALL

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