Junkyard Van Piss

[Starks2010 2,115]

I can't say I ever paid any attention to the guys peeing section but anyway, I frequent a local junkyard and sometimes you have to pee out there. So I thought it'd be cool to find a nice large vehicle to piss in. 

I did have to piss as I was browsing the yard I came across this 1986 or 1989 Dodge Caravan. Those vans were so ugly.  This van was a cream color with the wood panels. Was in good shape inside and out. It had beight cloth interior, carpet was nice, no spills, burns, nothing. 

The side sliding door was stuck so I entered through the passenger door. I crawled between the two front seats to the first row of seats.  From a kneeling position, I unfastened my belt, unhooked my Dickies pants, pulled the zipper down, pull my penis up above my boxer waist band and began pissing on the carpet near the stuck sliding door. It felt good. I was turned on afterwards thinking I need to bring a girl here.

 I used that van another time afterwards, the other time I pissed coffee on the first bench seat. 

There was another larger van I pissed in about twice too. An 84' GMC conversion van. Interior was nice. I pissed on the back seat that folds to a bed and on a couch type pillow on the floor. 

I had brought my girlfriend there numberous times. I was getting a part off of an old Maxima while she sat in the backseat of the car. On the way out she sees the bathroom and said she's going to go pee. Meanwhile I'm thinking she could've peed in a car. 

She comes back out talking about it smells like piss and no paper so she'll just wait. We get to the car to leave, apparently she really had to go so she said she's about to piss here, by the car. She said she wished we had my Mazda which was four doors. We were in my Mustang instead. 

I told her she could've pissed in a car. She said she would've had no tissue. I reply I have a mouth for that. 

[oliver2 3,896]

On 2/12/2020 at 8:20 PM, Simpfan said:

It might be because I grew up in a house without a bathroom, but I was never taught to wipe after peeing. 

How did that work? Did you just have to go outside the house and squat somewhere out of the way when you needed to go, even at night?

[Ms. Tito 2,028]

Just wanna ask, what are Dickies?