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steve25805    32,913

The person above me once walked butt naked down Fifth Avenue in New York for a dare.

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Sophie    1,128

The person above me once walked butt naked down Fifth Avenue in New York for fun.

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steve25805    32,913

The person above me just walked butt naked down Fifth Avenue in New York before squatting and peeing in full public view.

(Well at least it was fun imagining it, lol)

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Sophie    1,128

The person above me fantasises about riding snails into combat.

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steve25805    32,913

The person above me once got three months paid leave by sticking a carrot in each ear and feigning temporary insanity

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spywareonya    644
7 hours ago, Brutus said:

The person above me broke into someones house and bitch-slapped the owner for not having any valuables worth stealing.

or maybe I just peed on her face while my accomplices immobilized her:8_laughing:

 

ok, the person above me is a CIA secret agent that has been hired by the government to check how many people have public peeing fetishes, so to create a new energy-drink that compels people to pee a lot more and catch people short so to fine them for public indecency and increase the Govs income so to build more nuclear bombs

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spywareonya    644
17 minutes ago, Brutus said:

The person above me just pissed on my leg and told me it's raining.

Yeah that is a complete lie

I would have just told you "Aaaaaaaaaaaahh really needed that, your legs works perfectly to avoid splashes!!!"

 

 

The person above me didn't kill Julius Caesar

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