Sally Westbury 1,167 Posted December 8, 2014 Share Posted December 8, 2014 A thread for the slang for urine...ok, so there's 'Piss', 'Pee', 'Wee Wee', 'Tinkle'...and 'Slash'...any preferences? 'Wizz'...etc Quote Link to post
Have A Drink 34 Posted December 8, 2014 Share Posted December 8, 2014 Wee Make Water Drain the Main Vane Quote Link to post
JesseP 1,265 Posted December 8, 2014 Share Posted December 8, 2014 Urine or urinate? Wazz Point Percy at the porcelain Water the grass Powder my nose Wee Tinkle Take a leak Quote Link to post
JesseP 1,265 Posted December 8, 2014 Share Posted December 8, 2014 Piddle Widdle Tiddle Take a leak Quote Link to post
JesseP 1,265 Posted December 8, 2014 Share Posted December 8, 2014 Kevin, what the f.. is Yu - Yay? :biggrin: Quote Link to post
steve25805 121,117 Posted December 8, 2014 Share Posted December 8, 2014 Siphon the python Paint the porcelain Squeeze the lemon Quote Link to post
F.W 5,650 Posted December 8, 2014 Share Posted December 8, 2014 If i want to make it a sexy thing,i say "piss".i.e id like to watch Rachel Riley piss..Otherwise i say,wee,or pee. Quote Link to post
Ryan_J 16 Posted January 6, 2015 Share Posted January 6, 2015 I usually say that I need to take a leak. I like it best when girls to call it pee, peeing, or tinkling. Just hearing a girl say that she needs to pee turns me on. Slash? Never heard of that. Is that a UK thing? When I'm watching English girls pee it's sexy to hear them say that they "need a wee" :) 1 Quote Link to post
ukpee 41 Posted January 6, 2015 Share Posted January 6, 2015 Play with the fire truck Quote Link to post
lordofcoatham1 178 Posted January 6, 2015 Share Posted January 6, 2015 Ive euphamistically gone "looking for little green catterpillers" Quote Link to post
WantonLee 823 Posted January 6, 2015 Share Posted January 6, 2015 I only know some German words and euphemisms. While "pissen" translates simply to "to piss" or "pissing", "pinklen" would be more like "piddle", however it is use as often as "pissen" and therefore is more the equivalent of "peeing". "Strullen" and "schiffen" means basically the same as "to piss" or "to pee", but are used a bit less frequently. Other, more diminutive word are "pullern" or "pillern", and especially "Pipi machen" (lit."to make pee pee"). More euphemistic phrases are: "Ich muss mal für kleine Mädchen" - lit.: "i need to go for little girls" Alternatively one can use "Königstiger" ("King's Tiger") in place of the "little girl". Some euphemisms used only by man are: - "Jürgen würgen", which means "to strangle Juergen" - "Eine Stange Wasser in the Ecke stellen" which is probably best translated as "to place a rod of water into the corner". ;) Quote Link to post
likesToLick 9,732 Posted January 11, 2015 Share Posted January 11, 2015 "Shake hands with my best friend" "Spill some beer" "Steal a mirror" (That's one for the sci-fi crowd only, otherwise you'll have to explain it.) 1 Quote Link to post
Scobie 23 Posted January 11, 2015 Share Posted January 11, 2015 Rhyming slang "Going for a single fish" Have to think about any that's not already been mentioned Quote Link to post
pee4u 41 Posted January 13, 2015 Share Posted January 13, 2015 Heard in Italy: I am going to change water to the olives Quote Link to post
Dickknicks 116 Posted January 14, 2015 Share Posted January 14, 2015 I usually say that I need to take a leak. I like it best when girls to call it pee, peeing, or tinkling. Just hearing a girl say that she needs to pee turns me on. Slash? Never heard of that. Is that a UK thing? When I'm watching English girls pee it's sexy to hear them say that they "need a wee" :) I didn't know it was specifically a UK thing, but going for a slash is something very commonly used in England, I 've used it all my life, still do. That and going for a Piss! if in polite company perhaps, gotta have a wee, or a pee. Quote Link to post
ukpee 41 Posted January 14, 2015 Share Posted January 14, 2015 Rhyming slang "Going for a single fish" Have to think about any that's not already been mentioned Now I haven't heard that in years correct me if I am wrong Scottish saying ? Quote Link to post
Scobie 23 Posted January 14, 2015 Share Posted January 14, 2015 Rhyming slang "Going for a single fish" Have to think about any that's not already been mentioned Now I haven't heard that in years correct me if I am wrong Scottish saying ? I believe it is a Glaswegian term it was always used by a former workmate Quote Link to post
P-Spud 1,324 Posted January 16, 2015 Share Posted January 16, 2015 My grandfather used to say he had to go and see a man about a horse. Quote Link to post
Abdulapple 42,034 Posted January 19, 2015 Share Posted January 19, 2015 If i want to make it a sexy thing,i say "piss".i.e id like to watch Rachel Riley piss..Otherwise i say,wee,or pee. Rachel Riley now your talking Quote Link to post
F.W 5,650 Posted January 19, 2015 Share Posted January 19, 2015 [ATTACH=full]29845[/ATTACH] [ATTACH=full]29846[/ATTACH] Rachel Riley now your talking Id like to hear her say "i need a piss!".. 1 Quote Link to post
Abdulapple 42,034 Posted January 20, 2015 Share Posted January 20, 2015 Id like to hear her say "i need a piss!".. I would love to hear her say I'm going to piss myself Quote Link to post
jeffpicard 110 Posted April 13, 2023 Share Posted April 13, 2023 My wife is disabled now, and very ill, so sexual activities are very seldom, so taking a pee is "shaking hands with the unemployed ":-( 3 Quote Link to post
imawatersign 7 Posted April 16, 2023 Share Posted April 16, 2023 (edited) "I'm going for an Izzy Stradlin" is the one I kept coming out with - mainly to confuse people for the fun of it. The reference being that Izzy Stradlin was the other Guns n Roses guitarist, ie the one that wasn't Slash. So it just meant "I'm going for a slash". Edited April 16, 2023 by imawatersign I can't spell 1 Quote Link to post
Euro 310 Posted April 16, 2023 Share Posted April 16, 2023 I like all the descriptors. Don't really have a favourite. But... A local term "I must go turn my bike around" is quaint in a polite sort of social situation...? Say in a Pub or restaurant? For me it is all about context. From Sexy Dirty to Hmmm nonchalant , and then on to mundane practical or ??? They all work in their way Quote Link to post
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