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That was truly brilliant. You clearly have a gift for poetry.

My husband likes to watch me pee in random places and I enjoy doing it. Sadly, for reasons I am not going to go into, he has had to spend this Christmas abroad, thousands of miles away. But he did send me at great expense a number of expensive Christmas presents, including a top quality, fine China dinner set, plates, cups, saucers and so on. Am amazed it arrived intact to be honest in spite of being clearly marked "handle with care". Anyway, I needed a pee and wanted to show my appreciation in a way I knew he'd appreciate. My friend was with me, and she knows about how my husba

I needed a piss and felt like being naughty, and was about to put some clothes in the washing machine. So before doing so, I spread all the clothes out on the kitchen floor and stood there pissing all over them. Then I put them in the wash, towelled up what little had seeped through onto the floor, and put the towel in the wash too. Job done.

Dear Wet Carpet I'm a 22 year old guy called Mike and have been dating this gorgeous 21 year old blonde called Keri. We had been to the cinema together and out to meals and on good days on walks out in the countryside. And of course evenings together in the pub. Up to this point she had always declined my invitation for her to come back to mine, and although I always walked her home, had never been invited in. But I did notice that quite often on the way home from the pub she would express the need for a pee and we'd go into some back lane together . And she she'd just pop a squat right

Well put it this way, I always take two weeks off in January to get over it, lol

As someone who works in retail, I would like to put Christmas itself in Room 101. Anyone who has ever worked in retail at this time of year will understand, lol

Dear Wet Carpet. To the anonymous lady who wrote the above, I do understand your fears. But when it comes to criminal activities like shoplifting, as with any crime the police need evidence to go to court. Sonce you yourself did not steal anything there is unlikely to be any evidence that will allow them to charge you. Your friends might not be so fortunate, but that will be their problem. And in spite of their stealing, if they are in any way true friends they will support your statement that you were unaware of what they were doing. Since they will not name you publicly without chargin

I very much like the idea of unisex urinals where both men and women can stand there pissing together. But that's probably just because I am a piss freak, lol.

Dear Wet Carpet I'm a 32 year old teacher and have been seeing this well off but divorced older guy. He treats me to slap up meals and the kind of foreign holidays my teacher's salary could never pay for. So I am prepared to be quite accommodating and besides I really like him. But when we are at his place he does have this thing about having me pee on the carpet beside his bed. He just loves watching me pissing right there. And it's his carpet so if he wants me to do that, why not? Anyway, it's kind of fun in a way, not bothering to go to the bathroom but just squatting and peeing on th

Personally I dont carry toilet paper in the car. As a lone male with no kids there are few times when I ever have a female in the car. When I do it is usually just a case of dropping home a work colleague who has finished at the same time as me. And almost always she will use the female staff toilets if she needs to go beforehand, and the journey is rarely more than 20 minutes. If I had a wife or daughter it might be different.

Nice one for peeing in the shower. I love it when girls do things like that for fun instead of using the toilet which is right there. A virtual high five from me.

Caffeine is a mild diuretic.....it tends to increase the need to pee.

I had to hire a bed and breakfast away from home for the night. Now I am a lady that takes no shit. So when they fucked me about and ripped me off they had what was coming to them. Turned out the lady who cooked the breakfasts was away, so all I was going to get was cheese sandwiches and a packet of crisps. No tea or coffee, just a glass of orange juice which meant no caffeine fix. And the room with a view I was promised did indeed have a great view - of a fucking building site!!! And getting woken at 7am by the dulcet tones of a pneumatic drill really did not improve my mood. And their

A lot of ladies - much more so than men it seems though there will no doubt be exceptions - seem to really enjoy the feelings associated with being desperate for a pee. We guys are more likely to just be into the act of peeing itself, though are often more interested in the ladies doing it than doing it ourselves. I didnt realise that you were seriously into desperation too, though I should have. Your avatar gives it away somewhat now that I think about it. Enjoying desperation as well as peeing must be great, because whilst a pee might take a minute at the most, desperation can

Dear Wet Carpet. My boyfriend and I are both in our early 20s. We have this thing we like to do when we come back to our flat half drunk from a night out and busting for a pee. Instead of going to the bathroom, we head for the kitchen where we both take our clothes off and piss all over the linoleum floor, him standing and aiming his dick around and me usually semi-squatting with my hands on my knees. The sound of it all splashing down is rather loud, as is our drunken laughter. And because we both invariably have full bladders when we arrive, it tends to be a very long piss from both of

There are different ways of viewing naughty peeing as a concept. One is the naughtiness of peeing somewhere where you shouldnt, eg the kitchen floor or living room carpet. Another is the piss vandalism aspect, the idea of ruining something by peeing on it The latter crosses a red line for many people, seeing the notion of ruining someone else's property without their knowledge or consent as morally wrong. People into the idea of pissing where they shouldn't might happily pee on their own property either if they didnt mind damaging it, eg on a rug that was about to be thrown out, or s

Dear Wet Carpet I'm a 32 year old blonde, married to a slightly older guy. And we like to be naughty but don't like to be caught. So our thing is to travel some distance from where we live to spend the night in a hotel, never the same one twice. Once there we go out to the local bars and pubs, and usually grab a few cans on the way back, by which time we are very tipsy. I don't really know why but pissing everywhere for a laugh always seems so much more fun to us after a few bevies. Problem is of course that very few hotels will let you stay the night without at least giving your cre

For me, naughty peeing has long been my favourite part of the fetish, not so much doing it myself but having the ladies doing it. It is fair to say though that it is not the only part of the fetish that turns me on, because golden showers very much appeal too, both giving and receiving. Not sure which I'd prefer more in fact. Frankie Babe pissing on my carpet or on my face. Either would work for me in terms of an instant boner.

Dear Wet Carpet. We have decided to be daring and put ourselves out there. I am Chloe and this is me on the left and my sister Sara on the right. We are both glamour models and we sometimes participate in soft core porn shoots. We look kind of hot I think but judge for yourselves.... Anyway, in our private lives we tend to have an anything goes attitude to sex. We are mostly fairly unshockable. And from a young age we have very much both been into pissing. We didnt do it too often in case mum found out but we used to find it fun to pee on the carpet in each other's bedrooms. An

There is probably some truth in that. But alas for many pee kinksters, mutual pleasure and consent by the woman is important to us. For me, pissing on a woman would only be fun if she was enjoying. If she wasnt I would never be doing it and couldnt possibly be turned on by it There are essentially two strands to any pissing on each other pleasures. One which motivates most of us on this forum is finding mutual pleasure in doing something so intimate to each other, The golden shower itself is the primary interest. But there are many others whose main kink is degradation and domi

I get what you are saying. A lot of pee porn where men pissing on women is about degradation, stuff like piss mops. And I am not into that either. But I don't fully agree that men pissing on women need automatically be about degradation. Just as most men on this site like the idea of being peed on by a woman, so there will be women out there who like being peed on by men. Porn showing that which is portrayed as mutually pleasurable and not as an act of degradation still floats my boat. Any sign that the woman being peed on hates it is an instant turn off. Not into that at all. But many of

A brief question. Why is there so much more porn featuring men pissing on women or in women's mouths when the likes I get for my pics consistently demonstrate that most of us seem to prefer it the other way around, with women pissing on men or in men's mouths? Or on each other? Another sign that the porn world do not fully understand us.

Dear Wet Carpet I have just started seeing this lady in her late 40s and a few times now we have been out for a few drinks together. Well last night for the first time she invited me in to her flat, where we ended up naked in her bedroom, having a lot of fun if you catch my drift. Well, she announced that she needed a pee and got up off the bed, I presumed to go to the bathroom. But instead she strode over to a corner of the bedroom and squatted down right there facing me with a grin on her face. Then with a delightful hiss and a broadening smile of pleasure she started pissing right

My favourite fantasies come and go and I have different ones at different time. With sexual fantasies it is almost always piss related, usually with ladies doing the pissing, either on my or all over my stuff. A long standing favourite fantasy of mine which I have mentioned many times in the past so will only briefly describe it here involves a lading standing naked or near naked in the middle of my living room, legs apart and hands on hips as she enjoys a long hissy piss right there on the carpet. Recently, I have at times found myself fantasising about ladies peeing on my face.

Definitely Frankie Babe..... She is not as young as she used to be, being 38 but thats better since I am still 20 years older than her, and she still looks great for her age. From what I have found about her online is that she appears to have no kids and is single, with a net worth of £1million upwards. All of which makes her an ideal date, especially considering her apparent enjoyment of pissing as evidenced by some of her earlier performances. I mean, just as an example check this out, back when she was probably only in her early 20s enjoying a piss on another lady.... Tha