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I have recently been told by the male participant that he and a former girlfriend who is currently a work colleague of mine participated in an onlyfans video. I have not sought it out and in any case the material is supposedly very vanilla and non-fetish. Naturally I will not mention it to anyone in work including the female colleague herself. I do worry about her though because if someone in work should stumble across it and recognise her, unless she is lucky in who it is it could spread like wildfire around the workplace and I know she could never handle that. But I guess there is nothi

The last film I watched was Star Trek VI, The Undiscovered Country. It was the last film featuring the original crew.

The person above me was busted last week for running an illegal hamster farm. 5000 hamsters were rescued and are now sunning it in deluxe hamster cages in the Caribbean.

As someone who used to be a mod and knows what it can entail sometimes, I would like to say a more general thank you to the mods for all they do here. And I would second what @gldenwetgoose has said above insofar as any content that causes anyone to feel uncomfortable is concerned. Erotica of any kind regarding minors is generally unacceptable though talking about your own or others formative experiences may be ok. The mods will I know apply common sense. This is a kink site where peeing and watersports are the primary interests, but other fetish interests will in most cases be acce

As someone with a fascination for all things cosmological I guess I would go for Brian Cox.

Have you ever farted in a full lift and pretended innocence?

I generally don't use pseudonyms. But having been politically active in the past I do occasionally receive questionnaires in the post from political parties. Sometimes I receive them from other organisations. If they are not something I am involved with I will sometimes amuse myself by responding with deliberately silly answers, identifying myself as a pseudonym. Usually such names as Hugh Jarse. Hugh Janus, Betty Swottom, Wun Hung Lo, and such like. I once responded to an anonymous questionnaire asking how local politics could be improved. I responded as Hugh Janus married to Betty

This is just a suggestion because I am no expert. But the natural position for females to adopt when pissing is a squat isnt it? So perhaps naturalise the experience pissing wise by squatting upon the edge of the bath or perhaps a table or other raised area with her laying in front of you and below you? If she is laying in the bath if the hotel room has one and you are squatting on the side of it peeing on her, clean up afterwards would be very easy. The bath need not have any water in it and she can be dry until you start pissing.. Failing that, if there is any kind of tiled or lino

For personal reasons I am not going to discuss publicly just now I had to have a brain scan yesterday. Several hours beforehand they inject you with mildly radioactive iodine. The interesting thing is that there was a separate toilet specifically for patients like me to use. I was advised to avoid public toilets and avoid using other peoples toilets unless I had to in which case I had to be especially careful not to make any mess. I was advised to sit on the toilet to pee, which is not what we males normally do unless attending to other business at the same time. The reason for all this? Appar

Thought I would bump this thread with a stunning waterfall....

The person above me once spent a week somewhere in Africa sitting in a tree eating bananas because he wanted to be as one with the local chimpanzees.

The person above me was last seen escaping on a bicycle, pedalling furiously whilst being chased through a field by a flock of geese.

I too have had my struggles with depression and anxiety. My ups and downs affect how I react to things and is a major part of the reason I have taken much more of a backseat around here lately. But @ABBYPEEGODDESS, there are many good people on this forum who will be there for you if you need to talk to anyone. I know I don't know you very well mostly because I don't interact much here anymore, which is part of how I protect myself mental health wise. But I would always come through for anyone suffering an emotional or psychological crisis. You are welcome to message me if it would

Last night after drinking 8 cans of lager - more than I have had in one go for a very long time - I guess I could have been best described by the Pink Floyd song, Comfortably Numb. When I woke this morning I felt like Iron Maiden was holding a concert in my head. Now I am feeling much more mellow and loving life, aware of the advance of years but not ready to shuffle off this mortal coil for a while yet. So Meatloaf's Heaven Can Wait suits me just about now.

The person above me lives in a yurt in Outer Mongolia and breeds yaks for a living.

The problem is that even in democracies we have this potential problem. Because - quite simply - in every democracy there exists millions of stupid people who have a vote. And sometimes they use it to empower evil ones, the most obvious historical example being when millions of Germans voted for Hitler, without whose votes he would have remained a nobody. On a lesser scale both the USA and the UK have in recent years suffered from the phenomena of idiots empowering incompetent bad people or buffoons. I mean seriously, no one but an idiot could regard either Boris Johnson or Donald Trump as the

I know that code off by heart too, though in my case I have good reason. I work in retail and those damned bar codes on those eggs rarely work so you keep having to type the number in. You quickly realise that it saves time if you memorise it. How the fuck you know it when you dont even work in retail is impressive indeed in the useless information stakes, lol

The worst possible option for me would be to go in the ladies. The ladies' toilets are generally regarded by many women as a female only space and many would feel uncomfortable or even threatened by a man suddenly walking in. The better option would be to find somewhere secluded to pee. I mean the guys here should try to think of this from a female perspective. Most of them are well aware of the possible threat from predatory men. Rapes and sexual assaults are all over the news, even including the murder of victims. Violence and sexual assaults towards women and girls have become a major

I can remember the number plate of my dad's old Ford Cortina Mk 3, which we last had in 1983. I can remember my gran's telephone number from when I was a kid in the 1970s. I can remember the phone number of my first serious girlfriend from about 1981. I know the name and monetary value of every single property on a monopoly board and what it is worth with any particular number of houses or hotels on it. In spite of the fact that I havent played monopoly since the 1990s.. And yet I seriously struggle to remember peoples names even if I have known them for years. Go figure.

Due to other medical issues I am not going to go into, in February I had to come off some of my meds and go on different ones. I have been struggling ever since but I became seriously depressed to the point that I was contemplating the pointlessness of life and the worthlessness of myself. I was hiding this from people and trying to pretend to be happy but felt like crying all the time inside. When I began to feel utterly worthless and that life was pointless I realised that I was spiralling down into a very bad place and sought medical help with time off work. But my meds were increased and I

Dear Wet Carpet. My name is Faye and I work as a secretary for a large company. And I have a naughty secret that no one knows about, though your readers can no doubt guess what it is. You see, I like pissing and always have since I was little. When young I started to do it on my bedroom carpet until my mum found out and went ballistic, ranting about what a dirty little bitch I was. She made me feel so bad and ashamed, and I have been rather conflicted ever since. A part of me feels very inhibited about peeing in random places in my own home, the shame my mother filled me with hard to over

Dear Wet Carpet My 32 year old, blonde, curvaceous, big busted and totally sexy wife has long been in the habit of pissing in a glass bowl at night which she keeps under the bed. Every couple of days she empties it. This habit began when the kids were very young and she was reluctant to risk waking them by going to the bathroom. Since we generally sleep in the nude, she is usually naked and facing me as she squats over the glass bowl pissing in it. She has gotten to know that this turns me on so does it now as much for my pleasure as out of convenience. I also think she enjoys doing it, j

Dear Wet Carpet My husband and I are both a couple of shop workers in our late 20s. I'm Helen and his name is Dave. We have both long been into the peeing thing. Dave especially loves having me pee on him. But we are also into the whole random peeing thing, doing it on the kitchen or bathroom floors or against the walls and on the table. It really is quite good fun. But what I really want to tell you about is this pee party we recently went to. You see, we have gotten to know of two other couples with similar interests via fetish sites online who live within travelling distance. Ther

Dear Wet Carpet. My name is Hanna and I am a 38 year old German lady living in Berlin with my husband. I am an actress and I specialise in performance art in the theatre. My husband works for the government. One of my favourite performances was the time I had to pee on the stage whilst naked. And all in front of a rather large audience. Little did they know that I like peeing and enjoyed being an exhibitionist. That show ran for a week so every evening for a week I'd make sure I had a full bladder so as to be ready for that wonderful moment when I got to semi-squat naked and piss all over

Dear Wet Carpet. I'm Carol, a 42 year old lesbian. I work at the local comprehensive school as a maths teacher. My partner for over 12 years now is a buxom blonde nurse, now in her late 30s, called Denise. We have long been open-minded and adventurous when it comes to sexual pleasure. A few years back over several bottles of wine by which time we were fairly drunk, and both in need of a pee, we hit upon the notion of not going to the bathroom and instead peeing all over the tiled kitchen floor for a laugh. Can't even remember which of us came up with the idea but in no time at all we wer