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Dear Wet Carpet. My 31 year old girlfriend, Sara, has been living with me for three years now. My home is a cheap one which amongst other things has no central heating in the bathroom or upstairs landing. On cold days in winter it can be damned cold in there. But it is all I could afford to buy, and was so fed up with renting. Well on a particularly cold January evening some eight or so months ago we were lying together in bed, chatting when she groaned about needing to go to the bathroom for a pee. And moaned about how cold it was going to be. I of course had the naughtiest ide

This is a life size artistic sculpture of a German policewoman in full riot gear squatting and urinating on the floor, lol... It took a German to think of that, naturally. The nation that led the way in the pioneering of pee porn, in the days when Mary Whitehouse was still running riot here and the powers that be were still trying to outlaw pics and vids that contained an erect penis, lol

You are probably largely right, though for all of us the absence of public toilets can be a problem. There are not many public toilets around and most of those that are are tend to be closed from early in the evening until the following day. And all day Sundays and bank holidays for most of them .Which probably explains why so many drunk men and women end up being seen pissing against walls, behind bushes, or between parked cars. The combination of alcohol-induced full bladders, alcohol-induced reduced inhibitions, and no open public facilities tends to guarantee the inevitability of this. I m

Personally, when it comes to the girls I like a bit of pubic hair to be present. Seems more natural and less artificial to me. Though I prefer them not to be too hairy. But that is just my personal preferences, it is actually not a big deal for me either way. So whatever each girl feels happy with is fine by me. I definitely think guys with no pubes just look wrong though. But since I am a straight male there are no conceivable circumstances where that is ever going to be a deal breaker in the bedroom. There will never be a deal to start with. So again whatever the individual and his par

With just a hint at the return of my old humour, what with your photographic skills and all, you, me and Sophie could make a great team. I could supply the venue with living room and carpet, Sophie could provide the performance in the form of a carpet christening squat - all done in the best possible taste of course -, and you could take the photos. And voila, a great piece of performance art to add to your portfolio. For your personal collection only of course, lol.

I bet some of your classmates secretly enjoyed the show.

Dear Wet Carpet. My name is Jane, my partner is called Clare. And we are both in our late 20s. And yes we are lesbians. We love this magazine with all those tales of ladies peeing all over the place, fucking up their own carpets and shit like that. We would love to just pee everywhere in our own home with total abandon, but we have lots of visitors who would never understand why the carpets and furniture are all wet, nor do we want to live somewhere that stinks of stale pee. Yet the very notion of just peeing anywhere is a turn on for both of us. In our own home for most of the time we ju

Dear Wet Carpet When I was growing up I knew this girl who liked to pee on her bedroom carpet in front of me and liked watching my dick as I peed there too. I used to let her pee on my bedroom carpet as well. Well we both kind of grew up and grew out of it, each going our separate ways. She got married, had kids, kids grew up and left home, she got divorced and was left with the house. I too had kids who now live with their mum from whom I am separated. We learned all this about each other when chance bought us together in a hotel bar one night and we got talking. She is 42 now, a ye

Dear Wet Carpet. I am a 29 year old barmaid who likes a bit of a drink myself. And I have a bit of a pissy reputation when drunk, peeing in full public view, or peeing in glasses in pubs and nightclubs, sometimes peeing on the floor. But when it comes to picking up guys, or girls because I am bi, I have a golden rule. And I do mean "golden" you see. And that is, before I let anyone sleep with me, they have to let me christen their carpets. And because I am very good looking - if I should say so myself - quite a lot of people are willing to oblige. I tell them it is my own special way

Dear Wet Carpet. My wife and I are both professionals in the pharmaceutical industry. We are in our late 40s. My wife has long been in the habit of keeping a large bowl under the bed so she can pee in at at night instead of going to the toilet. Its a habit she got into when the kids were young to avoid waking them up by going to the bathroom. It soon became apparent to both of us that I found the sight of her doing this rather sexy, and she enjoyed me watching her. So the bowl ended up being kept under my side of the bed, and she would come around, squat naked over it - we usually slept n

Dear Wet Carpet. I am a professional photographer called Graham and I have been seeing this young science teacher called Clare. She is actually something of an exhibitionist on the quiet and loves posing for nude pics. She tends to have a surprisingly naughty streak after a few drinks and once dared me to let her pee on my kitchen floor. I gave her the go ahead. And so she did just that, squatted down and peed on my kitchen floor. Well we were at my place again the other night, enjoying a few drinks and she got quite tipsy, and was soon naked in my living room. When she needed a pee

Dear Wet Carpet. I am a married woman with kids, blonde, buxom and blue eyed, in my late 30s and still looking good. My best friend is a divorcee in her early 40s, brunette with hazel eyes and long brown hair. And she still has curves in all the right places and looks good herself. Her only child has grown up and left home and her ex has moved out leaving her the house. Sometimes I go around there for a few drinks, during which we look at entertaining or amusing things on the internet which is connected up to her widescreen TV. Last night was just the same. My husband was at hom

My landlord is a dick. He rents out this cheap grotty flat which is all I can afford at the moment and keeps trying it on. He has even offered me money to take erotic pics. My constant refusals appeared eventually to to be the catalyst for him giving me two months notice to quit. Naturally, I stopped paying rent immediately because I doubt whether I would ever get my deposit back, and saved up the rent money to pay for a deposit on some other cheap flat. Anyway, I moved out this morning but left him a calling card in the living room. Last night after a couple of drinks I thought to myself

Yes, I remember the days when I was young back when VCRs were the new fangled thing. I was forever showing older relatives how to use the damned things when it seemed so easy to me. I never understood what was so difficult about it. Now I sometimes feel like one of those older relatives without a clue, lol.

Well the problem turned out to be my laptop. I checked it on other peoples wifi and still no connection. All it turned out to be was something had switched itself off. A relative who is a bit of a computer whizz went into advanced settings and had it working in literally 60 seconds, lol

Just letting you all know that my router is fucked and am awaiting a new one. My laptop will not connect with the internet at all, but an ancient kindle tablet still seems to work _ sort of. But it is hard work. So no pics or much. posting until I am fully back in action. The bad news is I am waiting on Virgin whose service is often poor and unreliable. I am regretting being one of those Neanderthals without a smart phone right now.

Dear Wet Carpet. I am a lady in my late 30s, married to the local vicar. Both he and I are devout Christians, with three children all named after characters in the Bible. We are all regular church goers, followers of Jesus who strive to live righteous lives so that we are smiled upon by God almighty. I pray to Him every day, seeking guidance and signs. I am widely regarded by the wider church community as a pillar of that community, an example to be followed. But pride of course is one of the deadly sins, so as long as God is happy with the way things are, that is all I need. But I d

Dear Wet Carpet. My name is Sarah and I am a 25 year old busty blue eyed blonde with long hair, though I am quite short, only just over five feet tall. I have been seeing this slightly older guy and last night for the first time I went back to his place after a few drinks down the pub, where we had a few more drinks. We ended up in his bedroom of course, naked and having sex which was great. After finishing we were laying naked together but I really couldnt ignore my growing need to pee for much longer. I pointed out that I didnt really want to have to get up but I had to choice

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Dear Wet Carpet. I had what you might call a rather unconventional upbringing. My mum was a heavy drinker and also a bisexual, into ladies as well as men. She would often come home late in the evening when I was a teenager, quite drunk, and with men or women in tow. I saw things I clearly shouldn't have because when my mum was drunk she didn't care and clearly got a buzz out of pissing. Like the time I saw her holding some guys dick as he pissed all over our kitchen floor. Or the time that she and several female friends from the pub were all laughing raucously as they pissed on the l

Dear Wet Carpet. I am an 18 year old blue eyed blonde with a resentment of my dad and my stepmother because of the way my mum got dumped. My dad is well into his 40s and she is only 29 which just annoys me even more, him dumping mum for a younger model like that. I must concede she is a curvy brunette whom most guys would regard as sexy, but that just seems to make it worse. Well recently I have occasionally, not too often to avoid making it too obvious, been expressing my resentment in my own unique way, basically sneaking into their bedroom when they were not in there and peeing on

Dear Wet Carpet. My name is Mike and I have been dating a lady in her early 40s called Linda, who works as a maths teacher in the local comprehensive. We were sharing a bottle of wine at my place when somehow she ended up telling me about her first boyfriend when she was young who liked to watch her pissing on his bedroom carpet. She said she enjoyed doing it. It was fun in a naughty kind of way to be doing it on someone's carpet while they watched. Well when she later said she had to pee and mumbled something about how it is always a pain having to go upstairs to the toilet, I

The person above me likes to chase emus so he can laugh at them running.