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steve25805

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  1. Dear Wet Carpet I once knew a girl when I was very young who used to let me watch her pee. I used to get her to do it in the corner of my bedroom on the carpet. She seemed to like doing it. Well we went our separate ways after a while and grew up, but I have a thing about women peeing in naughty places. I am in my early 20s and recently that youthful girlfriend and I hooked up again in a city centre pub over a few drinks. She too is now in her early twenties and looks a bit like Madonna did back in the 80s, blonde and sexy. We ended up going back to my place after a few drinks, buyi
  2. I think it is pretty much the norm to pee through your bathing costume when you are in the sea and most people probably do it in pools too. I know I would. Can't remember the last time I was in a pool, but the last time I was in the sea I definitely peed in it.
  3. Out of laziness I often piss in the bath when I am in it. And also when I am not in it I often walk into the bathroom and get my dick out and just piss in the bath. This is because the bath is almost immediately inside the bathroom door whilst the toilet is at the other end of the bathroom. So I get to the bath first, lol
  4. I have peed out of a bedroom window as a kid but not as an adult. Throughout my adult life wherever I have lived, I would have been too visible to the outside world had I done that. And I prefer to keep my pissing interests private to be shared only with my fellow peefans.
  5. If I buy myself some plants, would you come and water them for me? lol
  6. That hissing sound that many of you ladies make when you pee has got to be one of the most erotic sounds on the planet to any true pee fan. The louder it is the sexier it is, so I guess you must be a real sexy pisser.
  7. What is your favourite all time movie?
  8. @lesley, this is one of the most original and best ideas for a naughty peeing thread that I have ever seen. Nice one. I hope you keep it going for a while yet.
  9. Unfortunately I cannot find a link to it. It was some time ago and may have been before the internet really took off. But in a television show hosted by Chris Evans, he was interviewing the Scottish female lead singer of the band Texas, Sharleen Spiteri. And she described being stung by a jellyfish on her leg and wanted some of the guys she was with to pee on her leg but none of them would do it. She said she couldnt do it herself because she couldnt get the angles. Was interesting to hear. lol
  10. You could add to that list Adolf Hitler Josef Stalin Mao Zedong Pol Pot Heinrich Himmler Saddam Hussein I am sure there are hundreds more, especially if we include earlier eras..... Eg Genghis Khan, Vlad the Impaler, or the emperor Nero, perhaps Ivan the Terrible
  11. I wouldn't kill or seriously hurt anyone. And I would never betray a friend for any amount of money.
  12. Definitely one featuring girls peeing all over the place in naughty indoor locations- on the carpet, on the bed, on the tables, on the furniture, against the walls. I might use some of the imaginary letters in the Wet Carpet Magazine thread as scripts
  13. Working in an ice cream factory at a time when you crave ice cream must be a torture because I doubt your employer would be happy about you helping yourself, lol. I work in a supermarket in a variety of roles, one of which sometimes includes manning a checkout, with food passing in front of me constantly. I have learned never to be hungry in work otherwise all the food you have to scan but cannot eat is a mini torture in itself, lol
  14. I'll throw in a question. If you could spend a month exploring any one country on this earth, which one would you choose?
  15. I have seen other viennettas. There is the standard vanilla one which is very nice but not quite as awesome as the mint one. I have also seen an orange one and a chocolate one, neither of which I have tried yet. But the mint one would take some beating. I love mint ice cream anyway. I have happy childhood summer memories of being a kid in the 70s, on the beach with my family when dad would send my brother and I to the nearby shop to buy us all ice creams. Without fail I always went for the mint choc chip one. Happy memories.
  16. Great questions requiring some thought. Do you mean a desert island type stranded which kind of limits me to desert islands? Or do you mean stranded anywhere and unable to get home? If the latter I would like to be stranded in Cyprus, an island full of the friendliest people I have ever met. Three things I would take with me is a phone, a credit card, and an e reader. If alone on a desert island is what you are thinking of, I'd like to be stranded somewhere equatorial or tropical maybe in the pacific, on an island with a fresh water supply and some sort of natural food supply like fr
  17. Not supposed to do desserts anymore due to being diabetic but I am still naughty sometimes. My favourite probably has to be mint viennetta ice cream....
  18. I see from your profile that you are bi. So would you prefer to be peed on by a male or a female? And what is your favourite hobby?
  19. You're still young. Dont tell yourself anything different. And it is never too late to skate. It is never too late for anything. I never passed my driving test until I was 46. And I myself struggle with anxiety and insecurity issues for which I have meds and sometimes ruminating over negative thoughts does not help. You still have most of your adult life ahead of you. There is plenty of time for new things. I do hope the meds help.
  20. It has been said that it is better to be pissed off than pissed on. Not around here, it isn't. lol It is also said that it is better to be inside the tent pissing out than outside the tent pissing in. But that depends. If Frankie Babe and Angel Wicky are inside the tent naked I would love to be outside the tent pissing in, lol
  21. I like almost all aspects of pissing. But my long term favourite has always been girls pissing in naughty indoor locations Those who know me well here know that my particular favourite is when girls piss all over the carpet someplace.
  22. Don't feel bad about it. We all love to imagine you doing it. And hearing about it. lol
  23. Well I have a bathroom whose floor could do with being peed on, if any ladies here are interested. I shall need to observe to make sure they are doing it right though, lol
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